Hey!

I like making VIDEO GAMES. Wouldn't it be cool if I could get paid to do that?

This is where you come in. Give me money. Give me money so that I can spend all of my time making whatever games I want, when, where, and how I want.
Thank you.

Here's to us! Who's like us? Damn few! And they're alllllllll dead. -The Drunk in Return to Zork