Elvis Canaveral is creating The Eschaton, By Immanentizing A New Pinball Renaissance
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Soon there will be a new web show that was developed under the Cult of the Month "WabiSabiDoEz". The show is named "Persephone's Pinball Parlor in Puppet Purgatory" it takes place in the Ideaspace, in the puppet neighborhood of Interzone, it's where puppets go when they are not being used so they don't go mad staring at the same wall. This world operates under the beliefs and teachings of "The 23rd Church of Pinbot the Redeemer". The show has been described as "MST3k but with pinball, so it's much shorter."
Thank you for your time and support, we are off to do more weird things for the purposes of Illumination.

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Cult of the Month is a division of ShudderBooks Corporation Specific Benefit Corporation. A corporation whose reason for being is "Illumination".
A Benefit Corporation is a new type of business entity you can form in the State of Minnesota (plus 29 other states and the District of Columbia) that exists to have a positive impact on society, workers, community and the environment as well as making a profit. Benefit corporations are different from tradition C corporations in purpose, accountability, transparency and general "vibe", but are the same in taxation.
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Cult of the Month founds new religious sects every month under the banner of the tradition and religion of Discordianism. Cult of the Month also believes that religions should pay tax on all funds that are not being used for the benefit of the community, therefore Cult of the Month and it's parent corporation ShudderBooks Corp SBC, will pay tax appropriate to any other Corporation. In the United States, the only real limitation to founding a religious organization is that to be Tax Exempt you have to file with the IRS, since Cult of the Month will pay its tax, it does not have any limitation on it's ability to start new religions (See 1st Amendment).
Cult of the Month is sincere in its operation but for religious reasons it can not be serious.
We are in the process of making ShudderBooks and Cult of the Month into a better company with a greater effect on the world. Our priority is to make up for the shortcomings in our Cult of the Month Kickstarter. We are hiring someone to help get the things made, out the door and in people's mailboxes. When I created the Kickstarter I did not foresee the personal difficulties of work, health and most importantly child care would have on fulfilling our vision. Drastic changes have occurred and we are making a real "Go" of it.
Soon there will be a new web show that was developed under the Cult of the Month "WabiSabiDoEz". The show is named "Persephone's Pinball Parlor in Puppet Purgatory" it takes place in the Ideaspace, in the puppet neighborhood of Interzone, it's where puppets go when they are not being used so they don't go mad staring at the same wall. This world operates under the beliefs and teachings of "The 23rd Church of Pinbot the Redeemer". The show has been described as "MST3k but with pinball, so it's much shorter."
Thank you for your time and support, we are off to do more weird things for the purposes of Illumination.

Know that whatever you pledge to me will be put to maximum utility through the Way of Lo-Fi. That the Justified Ancients of Mu-Mu will be able to restore the Million Pounds Burnt. That the Bionic Pinball Millionaire through the power of PINCOMBO will bring along a new Renaissance of the Pinball Arts. Know that you helped the creation of Elvis Canaveral: Supercollider the Greatest Crossover The Omniverse's ever know. Illuminated Classics and ShudderBooks education and entertainment systems that deliver Illumination upon request. Take a hand in limiting the damage that the Texas School Board can do by eliminating the Text Book Racket. Tithe to your favorite Cult of the Month! Know that all of our cults and hand created using the freshest combinations of concepts and models affording you a self made model of existence. Quantum Psychiana, Harpo Marxism, Deviant Otherworldly Temple Contrarians Of Mercury (DOTCOM), WabiSabiDoEZ, The 23rd Church of Pinbot The Redeemer, Ÿ, As Above So Bolo, The Way of Lo-Fi, The Justified Ancients of Mu-Mu (JAMMs) The Fraternity of Mad Science and the Sorority of Disappointed Scientists, Sintire, Tokenism and PROANOIA!? The Guns and Dope Party, Can Can Do and More!?. The art stylings of the art collective Gemmandada, or the music collaborations of the band Former Teenage Heartthrobs.

youtu.be/HlkHwnjV9UA

This post is a religious document and shall be treated as such.

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