Elvira Canaveral

is creating PINball COMic BOoks & Shoes Of Radical Inclusion from #MPLS
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About Elvira Canaveral

I’ve created a digital comic book guide to the most popular #PINBALL Temple in the world. Allow Elvira Canaveral, who appears as a Pinball, Guide you through the tricks and traps of The Addams Family Pinball Mansion. Addams Family is the first of a series of Pinball Comic Book Illuminated Guides of Radical Inclusion. I also created “Sound On Stage” a Digital Graphic Guide to the Selection and Use of Microphones For On Stage Productions, the first of another educational series on Technical Theatre, Art Creation, Identity, Parenting, Mental Health and Religions (New and Old).

#Vegan #Pinball #Con #Cosplay #Shoes, made by skilled Adult hands in Italy

A Vegan Professional Pinball Shoe in your size?
Great for stomping aliens and protecting the Earth and its inhabitants?
A visible, comfortable shoe, for standing on concrete all day, that could also appeal to cosplay con goers who don’t have comfortable shoes that go with their outfit.
How can we do it better, for all parties involved?
We are proud to announce a partnership to make custom shoes that are handmade by master Italian craftspeople from all VEGAN materials. There has been a conscious effort to make a shoe of radical inclusion with minimum suffering.
Each designer pair is a one-of-a-kind, combining handcrafting tradition, quality and modern style for a product that’s sourced and created with skill, experience and the hands of an Adult.
From Female US 6 - Male US 17.5 (UK & EU sizes too) Because Pinball is an All Play Art and Sport!

Here’s how we come to a mutual beneficial relationship, throw me a few bucks to buy a sandwich,and I’ll do my Chaotic Good Faith Best to hold open the side door to illumination to sneak you and my other friends in. (Have you seen the prices for tickets to Heaven the other Cult Creators are charging!? Ticketmaster fees alone....)

Come for the Pinball, stay for some Lo-Fi Illumination... 

Sintire, Sincere Satire, truly appreciates every cent, and puts it to ridiculous utility.

Kindle Reader Versions are available at Proanoia.com with Guided View for a Focused Illumination

Proanoia is the idea that everything is out to help you. 

If you’d like to help make more PINball COMic BOoks join us at CultOfTheMonth.com - Where Ÿöü Belong!?
Elvira Canaveral Illuminates Your Tour Of The Addams Family Pinball Mansion: ... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07N2RPBTJ/ref=cm_sw_r_... via @GameOfDepth #PINball #COMic #BOoks #PINCOMBO

Cult of the Month is a division of ShudderBooks Corporation Specific Benefit Corporation. A corporation whose reason for being is "Illumination".
A Benefit Corporation is a new type of business entity you can form in the State of Minnesota (plus 29 other states and the District of Columbia) that exists to have a positive impact on society, workers, community and the environment as well as making a profit. Benefit corporations are different from tradition C corporations in purpose, accountability, transparency and general "vibe", but are the same in taxation.
ShudderBooks Corporation, being a corporate person, operates under "Deeply Held Religious Beliefs" (Like Hobby Lobby) and these beliefs also guide our operations. Those deeply held religious beliefs are in line with whatever happens to be the Cult of the Month at that time. Giving ShudderBooks a regularly scheduled pivot point for this Satire Powered Corporation.
Cult of the Month founds new religious sects every month under the banner of the tradition and religion of Discordianism. Cult of the Month also believes that religions should pay tax on all funds that are not being used for the benefit of the community, therefore Cult of the Month and it's parent corporation ShudderBooks Corp SBC, will pay tax appropriate to any other Corporation. In the United States, the only real limitation to founding a religious organization is that to be Tax Exempt you have to file with the IRS, since Cult of the Month will pay its tax, it does not have any limitation on it's ability to start new religions (See 1st Amendment).
Cult of the Month is sincere in its operation but for religious reasons it can not be serious.
We are in the process of making ShudderBooks and Cult of the Month into a better company with a greater effect on the world. Our priority is to make up for the shortcomings in our Cult of the Month Kickstarter. We are hiring someone to help get the things made, out the door and in people's mailboxes. When I created the Kickstarter I did not foresee the personal difficulties of work, health and most importantly child care would have on fulfilling our vision. Drastic changes have occurred and we are making a real "Go" of it.
Soon there will be a new web show that was developed under the Cult of the Month "WabiSabiDoEz". The show is named "Persephone's Pinball Parlor in Puppet Purgatory" it takes place in the Ideaspace, in the puppet neighborhood of Interzone, it's where puppets go when they are not being used so they don't go mad staring at the same wall. This world operates under the beliefs and teachings of "The 23rd Church of Pinbot the Redeemer". The show has been described as "MST3k but with pinball, so it's much shorter."
Thank you for your time and support, we are off to do more weird things for the purposes of Illumination.

Know that whatever you pledge to me will be put to maximum utility through the Way of Lo-Fi. That the Justified Ancients of Mu-Mu will be able to restore the Million Pounds Burnt. That the Bionic Pinball Millionaire through the power of PINCOMBO will bring along a new Renaissance of the Pinball Arts. Know that you helped the creation of Elvis Canaveral: Supercollider the Greatest Crossover The Omniverse's ever know. Illuminated Classics and ShudderBooks education and entertainment systems that deliver Illumination upon request. Take a hand in limiting the damage that the Texas School Board can do by eliminating the Text Book Racket. Tithe to your favorite Cult of the Month! Know that all of our cults and hand created using the freshest combinations of concepts and models affording you a self made model of existence. Quantum Psychiana, Harpo Marxism, Deviant Otherworldly Temple Contrarians Of Mercury (DOTCOM), WabiSabiDoEZ, The 23rd Church of Pinbot The Redeemer, Ÿ, As Above So Bolo, The Way of Lo-Fi, The Justified Ancients of Mu-Mu (JAMMs) The Fraternity of Mad Science and the Sorority of Disappointed Scientists, Sintire, Tokenism and PROANOIA!? The Guns and Dope Party, Can Can Do and More!?. The art stylings of the art collective Gemmandada, or the music collaborations of the band Former Teenage Heartthrobs.

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