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Pessimist Productions is comprised of Paul's Ego, TJ Kirk and Scotty Kirk. We are the minds behind several internet entertainment properties: 

DEEP FAT FRIED:

From the co-creator of The Drunken Peasants comes a brand new show that is totally different. Deep Fat Fried is a three times weekly podcast about anything and everything, hosted by 3 neckbeard stoners who probably don't know what they're talking about.

Schedule
Monday - DEEP FAT FRIED (public) 
Wednesday - FLASH FRIED (public) 
Friday - DEEP FAT FRIED (patrons only) 

THE AMAZING ATHEIST

The Amazing Atheist is a YouTuber, ranter, author and critic of politics, religion, and popular culture. Throughout over a decade of making videos, TJ has passionately and consistently delivered content for your amusement and/or disgust. 

CINEMA FOR CYNICS: 

I'm Paul's Ego, and this is Cinema for Cynics! Together with TJ and Scotty Kirk, we are a group of cynical assholes who love to hate movies. Along with our loyal and growing fans we are tearing through film and TV, watching the best of the best and the worst of the worst - and most importantly the best of the worst.

Movie reviews are just the start. We have a growing number of segments:

WTF happened to... - Paul dives DEEP into movie franchises with multiple sequels in an attempt to find out when, where and how they fell apart.

Cynics Vs. Cinema - Paul and TJ rip on some of the WORST movies the internet has to offer - live with our fans!

PITCH WARS - Paul and TJ each pitch a movie concept in an epic head-to-head battle where the fans decide the victor!

Counter Pointless - TJ and Scotty do what they do best - viciously argue about their utterly subjective movie and TV opinions!

HIGHDEOLOGY

Across multiple channel (depending on the aggravating whims of YouTube) you can find TJ, Paul, and occasionally Scotty hanging out with fans in informal streams full of improv, anger, wackiness, and battles with the chat. 
TJ Channel: youtube.com/channel/UConMsbOYjVg6D9uR96ukYZA  
Paul Channel: youtube.com/channel/UCBPd85xN3HS0tpF-DHeBLNw  
Tiers
THE BUFFET
$5 or more per month
Hungry? 


You're a gluttonous little piggy, aren't you? So are we. That's why we created this tier. For starters, you get 4 (or 5) private DEEP FAT FRIED episodes a month! Can you clean your plate?


Not full yet? Well, don't worry. TJ Kirk will be delivering you a hot, steaming platter of ABANDON HOPE - a private live show where degeneracy and debauchery are par for the course. 


How's about a movie and some popcorn for a change of pace? You'll also get a private episode of CYNICS VS. CINEMA every month, where you'll get to join Paul and TJ as they watch - and tear apart - whatever they want.


Still hungry for more? Of course you are. Strap yourself in for dessert - Paul, TJ and (occasionally, if you're lucky) Scotty will  fill your face with some patrons only HIGHDEOLOGY streams.


That's 12 HOURS OR MORE of content every month! 

Includes Discord rewards
Chef's Table
$10 or more per month
 Still feeling the grumblings of hunger? We know the feeling. Sometimes no Buffet is large enough. Sometimes you just want that personal touch.


That’s why we created the Chef’s Table. 


Your 10 dollars gets you access to the WHOLE Buffet above and so much more. 


A special Role on the official DFF Discord, for starters. That Role will give you access to Live chats with the guys! After each Wednesday Episode of FLASH FRIED, TJ, Scotty and Paul will chill with all of you, answer your burning questions, take your feedback and show suggestions AND give you insider info on the show, including a first look at the Friday episode! You’ll be the first fans to know what the guys are covering! 


Speaking of FLASH FRIED, did I mention that it is now LIVE? Well, not for anyone else, but for you it is! Members of the Chef’s Table get EXCLUSIVE access to the live stream of FLASH FRIED every Wednesday. Watch the show before anyone else gets it, then hang out with the guys after!



Want more exclusives? We’ve got ‘em. Members of this tier will get access to behind the scenes content all throughout the month! When the guys travel, you go with them. Live streams from the road, food and movie reviews, behind the scenes pictures . . . you’ll never have an empty plate, so keep an eye on your Patreon updates. You never know what will be waiting for you. 


Members of the chef's table will also receive first dibs access to all premium content created by the guys of DFF. 

Includes Discord rewards
Goals
3759 of 4000 patrons
New studio and equipment. Upgrade the show big time.
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Pessimist Productions is comprised of Paul's Ego, TJ Kirk and Scotty Kirk. We are the minds behind several internet entertainment properties: 

DEEP FAT FRIED:

From the co-creator of The Drunken Peasants comes a brand new show that is totally different. Deep Fat Fried is a three times weekly podcast about anything and everything, hosted by 3 neckbeard stoners who probably don't know what they're talking about.

Schedule
Monday - DEEP FAT FRIED (public) 
Wednesday - FLASH FRIED (public) 
Friday - DEEP FAT FRIED (patrons only) 

THE AMAZING ATHEIST

The Amazing Atheist is a YouTuber, ranter, author and critic of politics, religion, and popular culture. Throughout over a decade of making videos, TJ has passionately and consistently delivered content for your amusement and/or disgust. 

CINEMA FOR CYNICS: 

I'm Paul's Ego, and this is Cinema for Cynics! Together with TJ and Scotty Kirk, we are a group of cynical assholes who love to hate movies. Along with our loyal and growing fans we are tearing through film and TV, watching the best of the best and the worst of the worst - and most importantly the best of the worst.

Movie reviews are just the start. We have a growing number of segments:

WTF happened to... - Paul dives DEEP into movie franchises with multiple sequels in an attempt to find out when, where and how they fell apart.

Cynics Vs. Cinema - Paul and TJ rip on some of the WORST movies the internet has to offer - live with our fans!

PITCH WARS - Paul and TJ each pitch a movie concept in an epic head-to-head battle where the fans decide the victor!

Counter Pointless - TJ and Scotty do what they do best - viciously argue about their utterly subjective movie and TV opinions!

HIGHDEOLOGY

Across multiple channel (depending on the aggravating whims of YouTube) you can find TJ, Paul, and occasionally Scotty hanging out with fans in informal streams full of improv, anger, wackiness, and battles with the chat. 
TJ Channel: youtube.com/channel/UConMsbOYjVg6D9uR96ukYZA  
Paul Channel: youtube.com/channel/UCBPd85xN3HS0tpF-DHeBLNw  

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Tiers
THE BUFFET
$5 or more per month
Hungry? 


You're a gluttonous little piggy, aren't you? So are we. That's why we created this tier. For starters, you get 4 (or 5) private DEEP FAT FRIED episodes a month! Can you clean your plate?


Not full yet? Well, don't worry. TJ Kirk will be delivering you a hot, steaming platter of ABANDON HOPE - a private live show where degeneracy and debauchery are par for the course. 


How's about a movie and some popcorn for a change of pace? You'll also get a private episode of CYNICS VS. CINEMA every month, where you'll get to join Paul and TJ as they watch - and tear apart - whatever they want.


Still hungry for more? Of course you are. Strap yourself in for dessert - Paul, TJ and (occasionally, if you're lucky) Scotty will  fill your face with some patrons only HIGHDEOLOGY streams.


That's 12 HOURS OR MORE of content every month! 

Includes Discord rewards
Chef's Table
$10 or more per month
 Still feeling the grumblings of hunger? We know the feeling. Sometimes no Buffet is large enough. Sometimes you just want that personal touch.


That’s why we created the Chef’s Table. 


Your 10 dollars gets you access to the WHOLE Buffet above and so much more. 


A special Role on the official DFF Discord, for starters. That Role will give you access to Live chats with the guys! After each Wednesday Episode of FLASH FRIED, TJ, Scotty and Paul will chill with all of you, answer your burning questions, take your feedback and show suggestions AND give you insider info on the show, including a first look at the Friday episode! You’ll be the first fans to know what the guys are covering! 


Speaking of FLASH FRIED, did I mention that it is now LIVE? Well, not for anyone else, but for you it is! Members of the Chef’s Table get EXCLUSIVE access to the live stream of FLASH FRIED every Wednesday. Watch the show before anyone else gets it, then hang out with the guys after!



Want more exclusives? We’ve got ‘em. Members of this tier will get access to behind the scenes content all throughout the month! When the guys travel, you go with them. Live streams from the road, food and movie reviews, behind the scenes pictures . . . you’ll never have an empty plate, so keep an eye on your Patreon updates. You never know what will be waiting for you. 


Members of the chef's table will also receive first dibs access to all premium content created by the guys of DFF. 

Includes Discord rewards