Dopey Dahlia is creating the dream of a life filled with magic & wonder
3
patrons
$28
per month
I’m gonna be completely honest with you: I’m not very good at this kind of thing. I’m actually TERRIBLE at it. Who am I? What do I want to do? I ask myself these questions every morning and it’s always different answers... So where do I begin?
I’ve been an online erotic-gameshow host for the last 6 years. That means I spend the majority of my time bringing other people's interests and visions to life… Now, I would love to take some time to work on and expand my own visions. Day to day, I’m either streaming on work, editing videos to stream, or streaming anime and horror movies to review in blogs. You could call me the Queen of Stream! I love working on things, I love being busy, I love waking up in the morning with an art project in mind and then working on it late into the night with only my Shiba Inu children to keep me company. You see, I never grew up. I never stopped playing dress up in the closet with my mom’s makeup. In a way, I feel like the first “Lost Girl,” the first girl to stay in Never Never Land with Peter & the Lost Boys. I don’t want to grow up and lose my childlike wonder, but I want to capture it in photos… And to be honest, I also love being nude. It was RuPaul who said “It's important to remember that you're born naked, and the rest is drag.” I want to celebrate both!
I’ve never seen myself being dark or edgy. I don’t know what I would look like nude on a horse in the midst of snow-capped mountains, but I wish I could show you every anime inspired fantasy I’ve ever dreamed up. I buy costumes year round to dress up at night like a rag doll or Sailor Moon and then I daydream about what it would be like to be a princess.
Who said fairytales aren’t real? Isn’t every photo just a moment in someone’s fairytale suspended in time? I want to pose for those moments as part of my own fairytale, even if just for a few hours between a photographer, myself, and anyone else we can drag out to play after the street lamps come on… because we always have a ball.
I want to meet people who inspire me, I want to learn from them, I want to experience and support other artists’ and creative muses’ fantasies as well as my own. I want to help extract another person’s idea from their brain, to toy with it, to understand it, and then bring it to life… I want to expand my horizons while collaborating with my artistic heroes. Stay ever in motion, always working, always evolving. Stagnation is our own personal hell, isn’t it?
When I die, I want my tombstone to read “She stood nude and barefoot as a Goddess in the moonlight on the soil of every country in the world” and I want to leave behind a legacy of art showing just that.
Tiers
Suki
$1 or more per month
Suki means "to like someone" in Japanese!


You support me!

You make me feel wanted, needed & loved! Thank you so much <3

*non nude self shot photos *15 minimum*

*Select non nude professional shots *minimum 10 a month*

*5 Select nude photo releases a month

*Snapchat*

*SFW thank you video


Dorei
$5 or more per month only 999 left
Dorei means "slave" in Japanese & you are a slave to creativity, just like me!


*All nude & non nude self shot photos

*All non nude solo professional photosets

*nude professional photos *11 minimum*


*Follow on Twitter or Instagram & will reply to direct messages so we can get to know each other better & become friends! 

*Snapchat*

*SFW or NSFW thank-you video*



*Please, do not abuse this with inappropriate messages or pictures :)

Ashiteru
$15 or more per month
Ashiteru means "I love you" in Japanese

*All  solo photosets

*All work photosets

*All self shot photosets

*All nude professional photosets

*All non nude shoots with other models.

*All artistic video work *atleast 1 update a month*

*Follow on ALL social media accounts & unrestricted pm access* *Please do not abuse this*

*1 of a kind Poloroid shot just for you! *Specify SFW or NSFW*

*Signed 8x10 photo w/personalized message*

*All retired photography from ages 18-25*

*SFW or NSFW thank-you video*

 

Yuri
$50 or more per month
Yuri means love between women in Japanese. I would love to work with as many beautiful, powerful, amazing, women as I can in my life.

*ALL Photosets: Professional, Solo, Multi Model & Self Shot

*ALL Artistic video work. *At least 1 update a month*

*All BTS photos & videos*

*Follow on ALL Social Media*

*Snapchat* *At least 10 personalized snaps a month

*1 Poloroid a month, every month (NSFW or SFW)

*Signed print w/personalized message

*Homemade baked goods or jar of homemade pickles

*Collaborate on a shoot with me.

*All Retired Photography from ages 18-23

*SFW or NSFW thank you video*

Nominakama
$75 or more per month only 25 left
Nominakama means "Drinking Buddy" in Japanese & boy do I love to have those. 


*Drunk Texting

*Drunk Selfies *SFW & Lewd*

*Snapchat & a minimum of 10 personalized snaps

*All Artistic Videos* *At least 1 update a month

*At least 1 lewd Video a month 

*All Social Media Follows

*Sneak Peek at upcoming sets & vides

*All BTS Videos

*All Retired Photography from ages 18-23

*SFW or NSFW thank-you video*



*I'm a whiskey drinker by the way* :-)

Weeaboo
$200 or more per month only 1 left
This is the Ultimate Position within the Ultimate Tier! Only 1 person can hold this position! This will be my best friend & collaborative confident. This person will get conceptual sneak peeks with their photo sneak peaks. 

This is my Patreon husband and you will receive a wedding gift of a very special thank you video! Also, you will get your very own special banner that will be placed on my work profile.


*Total inclusion into my creative & professional life. We don't need secrets!

*All Videos: Artistic, Professional, & Retired Content.

*All Photos: Artistic, Professional, Non-Nude, Nude & Retired Content.

*Keep in touch via text

*Follows On All Social Media

*Monthly Polaroids, letters, postcards or baked goods

*Double perk on all goal contributions

*All BTS videos & pictures

*Snapchat* *At least 10 personalized snaps a month

*Monthly collaborations on shoots & / or videos

*Exclusive conceptual & photographic sneak peeks at all upcoming work

*1x a year special personalized gift for you!

*SFW or NSFW thank-you video*

Senpai
$200 or more per month
This is the Ultimate Tier! You have unrestricted access to the Dopey Dahlia Show.


*Total inclusion into my creative & professional life. We don't need secrets!

*All Videos: Artistic, Professional, & Retired Content.

*All Photos: Artistic, Professional, Non-Nude, Nude & Retired Content.

*Keep in touch via text

*Follows On All Social Media

*Snapchat* *At least 10 personalized snaps a month

*Monthly Polaroids, letters, postcards or baked goods

*Double perk on all goal contributions

*Monthly collaborations on shoots & / or videos

*Exclusive conceptual & photographic sneak peeks at all upcoming work

*1x a year special personalized gift for you!

*SFW or NSFW thank-you video*

Goals
$28 of $250 per month
When I reach this goal through the help of all of you, I will release Episode 1 of a new video series project I have been working on for the last few months. "Drunk Literature With Dahlia"
  • Drunk Literature With Dahlia will feature me reading various, segments from literature that are just --- REALLY FUCKED UP! But it's not just that --- I make a drinking game out of all of it & you can even play along if you would like! It will feature a set of rules at the beginning of each episode! I'll also be releasing 2 self shot sets featuring other clown oriented nights.

This will be available to anyone who contributes anything to my account at all.

Episode 1: "It" by Stephen King

*Yes, I'm in full clown makeup & costume & drinking my FAVORITE blackberry whiskey*

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I’m gonna be completely honest with you: I’m not very good at this kind of thing. I’m actually TERRIBLE at it. Who am I? What do I want to do? I ask myself these questions every morning and it’s always different answers... So where do I begin?
I’ve been an online erotic-gameshow host for the last 6 years. That means I spend the majority of my time bringing other people's interests and visions to life… Now, I would love to take some time to work on and expand my own visions. Day to day, I’m either streaming on work, editing videos to stream, or streaming anime and horror movies to review in blogs. You could call me the Queen of Stream! I love working on things, I love being busy, I love waking up in the morning with an art project in mind and then working on it late into the night with only my Shiba Inu children to keep me company. You see, I never grew up. I never stopped playing dress up in the closet with my mom’s makeup. In a way, I feel like the first “Lost Girl,” the first girl to stay in Never Never Land with Peter & the Lost Boys. I don’t want to grow up and lose my childlike wonder, but I want to capture it in photos… And to be honest, I also love being nude. It was RuPaul who said “It's important to remember that you're born naked, and the rest is drag.” I want to celebrate both!
I’ve never seen myself being dark or edgy. I don’t know what I would look like nude on a horse in the midst of snow-capped mountains, but I wish I could show you every anime inspired fantasy I’ve ever dreamed up. I buy costumes year round to dress up at night like a rag doll or Sailor Moon and then I daydream about what it would be like to be a princess.
Who said fairytales aren’t real? Isn’t every photo just a moment in someone’s fairytale suspended in time? I want to pose for those moments as part of my own fairytale, even if just for a few hours between a photographer, myself, and anyone else we can drag out to play after the street lamps come on… because we always have a ball.
I want to meet people who inspire me, I want to learn from them, I want to experience and support other artists’ and creative muses’ fantasies as well as my own. I want to help extract another person’s idea from their brain, to toy with it, to understand it, and then bring it to life… I want to expand my horizons while collaborating with my artistic heroes. Stay ever in motion, always working, always evolving. Stagnation is our own personal hell, isn’t it?
When I die, I want my tombstone to read “She stood nude and barefoot as a Goddess in the moonlight on the soil of every country in the world” and I want to leave behind a legacy of art showing just that.

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Tiers
Suki
$1 or more per month
Suki means "to like someone" in Japanese!


You support me!

You make me feel wanted, needed & loved! Thank you so much <3

*non nude self shot photos *15 minimum*

*Select non nude professional shots *minimum 10 a month*

*5 Select nude photo releases a month

*Snapchat*

*SFW thank you video


Dorei
$5 or more per month only 999 left
Dorei means "slave" in Japanese & you are a slave to creativity, just like me!


*All nude & non nude self shot photos

*All non nude solo professional photosets

*nude professional photos *11 minimum*


*Follow on Twitter or Instagram & will reply to direct messages so we can get to know each other better & become friends! 

*Snapchat*

*SFW or NSFW thank-you video*



*Please, do not abuse this with inappropriate messages or pictures :)

Ashiteru
$15 or more per month
Ashiteru means "I love you" in Japanese

*All  solo photosets

*All work photosets

*All self shot photosets

*All nude professional photosets

*All non nude shoots with other models.

*All artistic video work *atleast 1 update a month*

*Follow on ALL social media accounts & unrestricted pm access* *Please do not abuse this*

*1 of a kind Poloroid shot just for you! *Specify SFW or NSFW*

*Signed 8x10 photo w/personalized message*

*All retired photography from ages 18-25*

*SFW or NSFW thank-you video*

 

Yuri
$50 or more per month
Yuri means love between women in Japanese. I would love to work with as many beautiful, powerful, amazing, women as I can in my life.

*ALL Photosets: Professional, Solo, Multi Model & Self Shot

*ALL Artistic video work. *At least 1 update a month*

*All BTS photos & videos*

*Follow on ALL Social Media*

*Snapchat* *At least 10 personalized snaps a month

*1 Poloroid a month, every month (NSFW or SFW)

*Signed print w/personalized message

*Homemade baked goods or jar of homemade pickles

*Collaborate on a shoot with me.

*All Retired Photography from ages 18-23

*SFW or NSFW thank you video*

Nominakama
$75 or more per month only 25 left
Nominakama means "Drinking Buddy" in Japanese & boy do I love to have those. 


*Drunk Texting

*Drunk Selfies *SFW & Lewd*

*Snapchat & a minimum of 10 personalized snaps

*All Artistic Videos* *At least 1 update a month

*At least 1 lewd Video a month 

*All Social Media Follows

*Sneak Peek at upcoming sets & vides

*All BTS Videos

*All Retired Photography from ages 18-23

*SFW or NSFW thank-you video*



*I'm a whiskey drinker by the way* :-)

Weeaboo
$200 or more per month only 1 left
This is the Ultimate Position within the Ultimate Tier! Only 1 person can hold this position! This will be my best friend & collaborative confident. This person will get conceptual sneak peeks with their photo sneak peaks. 

This is my Patreon husband and you will receive a wedding gift of a very special thank you video! Also, you will get your very own special banner that will be placed on my work profile.


*Total inclusion into my creative & professional life. We don't need secrets!

*All Videos: Artistic, Professional, & Retired Content.

*All Photos: Artistic, Professional, Non-Nude, Nude & Retired Content.

*Keep in touch via text

*Follows On All Social Media

*Monthly Polaroids, letters, postcards or baked goods

*Double perk on all goal contributions

*All BTS videos & pictures

*Snapchat* *At least 10 personalized snaps a month

*Monthly collaborations on shoots & / or videos

*Exclusive conceptual & photographic sneak peeks at all upcoming work

*1x a year special personalized gift for you!

*SFW or NSFW thank-you video*

Senpai
$200 or more per month
This is the Ultimate Tier! You have unrestricted access to the Dopey Dahlia Show.


*Total inclusion into my creative & professional life. We don't need secrets!

*All Videos: Artistic, Professional, & Retired Content.

*All Photos: Artistic, Professional, Non-Nude, Nude & Retired Content.

*Keep in touch via text

*Follows On All Social Media

*Snapchat* *At least 10 personalized snaps a month

*Monthly Polaroids, letters, postcards or baked goods

*Double perk on all goal contributions

*Monthly collaborations on shoots & / or videos

*Exclusive conceptual & photographic sneak peeks at all upcoming work

*1x a year special personalized gift for you!

*SFW or NSFW thank-you video*