The Death By Media Man Multi-Platform Experience Thing For Money

The Death By Media Man Multi-Platform Experience Thing For Money

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Holy socks, everybody - it's the
Death By Media Man Request For Funding! 

You know me, I assume you do anyway, I'm Hank! I'm the chief content creator for the Death By Media Man Podcast Show Thing, and I'm here today because I'd like some of your money, please, oh thank you! 

Basically? You know how this works. I'm a creative-type who likes telling stories and making little shows to entertain people. And the more time & resources I have to make stuff, the more stuff I can make. So. If you would like help fund me, then eventually, I can make enough money to quit my job, and just be entertaining for you, full-time. And I'd really like that. I'd like to just stay home and write and record and produce little stories and shows for you, the whole livelong day. And I'd do such a good job! I'd amaze you. You'd cry a little, but you'd leave feeling ultimately uplifted, like you'd really experienced a moment of true humanity, and felt a connection with a really special person. And hey, that person could be me! 

So. Please. By all means. Join up today. Your money will go towards improving my life, my self-esteem, and the work that I produce. There's really no downside, unless you needed that dollar to feed your starving children in which case, jeepers, I mean, jeeze, y'know, thank you?

Really, you're the best, and I literally couldn't do this without the help of the people who enjoy my work. So thank you, as sincearely as I can muster with this emotional impediment I possess which causes all my statements to sound sarcastic. I'm sooooo happy you decided to help me out. 

No, but really. Thank you.
Tiers
Special Little Buddies!
$1 or more per month
Look at you! You're showing up and contributing! You made my day, just by being you. Thank you for that. And what'll you get for that dollar?


  • Access to patron-only content
  • I'll think you're cool
  • You'll get a little shout-out in some video credits
  • Maybe some other stuff, I dunno
  • Why not vacation in New Orleans?
  • Or perhaps take a tour of outer space?
  • I forget what I came here to write about
  • help help I'm trapped in a box
  • oh wait, I see a man who seems to know me
  • perhaps he can show me the way out
  • his eyes are very grey
  • his skin is very cold
  • he tells me its time for me to go now
  • he says we have work to do
  • I have to go
Hardcore Warriors
$5 or more per month
You're part of an elite group of well-wishers and supporters now. You're positive, proactive, and you've set realistic goals to contribute to something outside of yourself. You're living right, now. You're also living, right now! So whatchu gonna get out of this?


  • Access to patron-only content
  • I'll think you're super-cool
  • You'll get a decent shout-out in some video credits
  • For sure some other stuff, I dunno
The Bad MutherFuka Club
$100 or more per month
I don't know who you are, or why you're doing this, but thank you. You clearly know what's going on, and are plugged in, and have a firm grip on your towel. What can you look forward to? Oh man, I'm scared to even tell you, but since I gotta, you should prepare yourself for:


  • Crazy cool mind-blowing stuff
  • My eternal love
  • In the limited way in which I am able to love
  • I'll take a request on a topic at least once
  • Plus all previous rewards
Holy socks, everybody - it's the
Death By Media Man Request For Funding! 

You know me, I assume you do anyway, I'm Hank! I'm the chief content creator for the Death By Media Man Podcast Show Thing, and I'm here today because I'd like some of your money, please, oh thank you! 

Basically? You know how this works. I'm a creative-type who likes telling stories and making little shows to entertain people. And the more time & resources I have to make stuff, the more stuff I can make. So. If you would like help fund me, then eventually, I can make enough money to quit my job, and just be entertaining for you, full-time. And I'd really like that. I'd like to just stay home and write and record and produce little stories and shows for you, the whole livelong day. And I'd do such a good job! I'd amaze you. You'd cry a little, but you'd leave feeling ultimately uplifted, like you'd really experienced a moment of true humanity, and felt a connection with a really special person. And hey, that person could be me! 

So. Please. By all means. Join up today. Your money will go towards improving my life, my self-esteem, and the work that I produce. There's really no downside, unless you needed that dollar to feed your starving children in which case, jeepers, I mean, jeeze, y'know, thank you?

Really, you're the best, and I literally couldn't do this without the help of the people who enjoy my work. So thank you, as sincearely as I can muster with this emotional impediment I possess which causes all my statements to sound sarcastic. I'm sooooo happy you decided to help me out. 

No, but really. Thank you.

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Tiers
Special Little Buddies!
$1 or more per month
Look at you! You're showing up and contributing! You made my day, just by being you. Thank you for that. And what'll you get for that dollar?


  • Access to patron-only content
  • I'll think you're cool
  • You'll get a little shout-out in some video credits
  • Maybe some other stuff, I dunno
  • Why not vacation in New Orleans?
  • Or perhaps take a tour of outer space?
  • I forget what I came here to write about
  • help help I'm trapped in a box
  • oh wait, I see a man who seems to know me
  • perhaps he can show me the way out
  • his eyes are very grey
  • his skin is very cold
  • he tells me its time for me to go now
  • he says we have work to do
  • I have to go
Hardcore Warriors
$5 or more per month
You're part of an elite group of well-wishers and supporters now. You're positive, proactive, and you've set realistic goals to contribute to something outside of yourself. You're living right, now. You're also living, right now! So whatchu gonna get out of this?


  • Access to patron-only content
  • I'll think you're super-cool
  • You'll get a decent shout-out in some video credits
  • For sure some other stuff, I dunno
The Bad MutherFuka Club
$100 or more per month
I don't know who you are, or why you're doing this, but thank you. You clearly know what's going on, and are plugged in, and have a firm grip on your towel. What can you look forward to? Oh man, I'm scared to even tell you, but since I gotta, you should prepare yourself for:


  • Crazy cool mind-blowing stuff
  • My eternal love
  • In the limited way in which I am able to love
  • I'll take a request on a topic at least once
  • Plus all previous rewards