Demented Tours
Demented Tours
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Starlight
You are the light of millions of years of wisdom and encouragement shining down on a lonely, mildly flustered Chaos Manager's writing desk. Dee's up too late trying to cobble words together. You allow her to find her glasses, and she is most appreciative. At this level you receive:
Satisfaction of Supporting A Chaos Manager
All text updates posted to Patreon page
Moonbeams
You are the light that catches Dee's eye through the window and before she knows it, she is wandering outside in the yard in the wee hours of the morning, gaping at your luminous beauty. And this is a big deal 'cause she hates wet grass, and she's probably standing there with it just covering her bare feet. At this level your receive the above AND!
Monthly writing snippets of the current Thing of Many Pages (while projects are ongoing) delivered via email along with a writing update newsletter on the 2nd of every month.
Short stories, random pieces of writing craft
Shooting Stars
"OMG A SHINY!" You are the thing of amazement that makes Dee dance around and make frantic wishes. Also, you remind her that if she writes more, she might see more falling stars. This correlation may be flawed, but it does get her to the keyboard. At this level you receive all of the above AND!
Discord access to semi-regularly scheduled Read A-Longs wherein I will preview audio versions of ongoing stories.
Early access to audio files.
Starlight
You are the light of millions of years of wisdom and encouragement shining down on a lonely, mildly flustered Chaos Manager's writing desk. Dee's up too late trying to cobble words together. You allow her to find her glasses, and she is most appreciative. At this level you receive:
Satisfaction of Supporting A Chaos Manager
All text updates posted to Patreon page
Moonbeams
You are the light that catches Dee's eye through the window and before she knows it, she is wandering outside in the yard in the wee hours of the morning, gaping at your luminous beauty. And this is a big deal 'cause she hates wet grass, and she's probably standing there with it just covering her bare feet. At this level your receive the above AND!
Monthly writing snippets of the current Thing of Many Pages (while projects are ongoing) delivered via email along with a writing update newsletter on the 2nd of every month.
Short stories, random pieces of writing craft
Shooting Stars
"OMG A SHINY!" You are the thing of amazement that makes Dee dance around and make frantic wishes. Also, you remind her that if she writes more, she might see more falling stars. This correlation may be flawed, but it does get her to the keyboard. At this level you receive all of the above AND!
Discord access to semi-regularly scheduled Read A-Longs wherein I will preview audio versions of ongoing stories.
Early access to audio files.