Demented Tours

is creating Stories, Art, Jewelry, Video, & More

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You are the light of millions of years of wisdom and encouragement shining down on a lonely, mildly flustered Chaos Manager's writing desk.  Dee's up too late trying to cobble words together. You allow her to find her glasses, and she is most appreciative.

At this level you receive:
  • Satisfaction of Supporting A Chaos Manager
  • 70+ Free posts (prior to Oct. 2019; all posts after that date follow new tier structure)
  • All text updates


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You are the light that catches Dee's eye through the window and before she knows it, she is wandering outside in the yard in the wee hours of the morning, gaping at your luminous beauty. And this is a big deal 'cause she hates wet grass, and she's probably standing there with it just covering her bare feet.

At this level your receive the above AND!
  • Between Nov. 1, 2020 and May 11, 2021: New Patrons at this level and above will receive a free ebook copy of my dark fantasy novel, The King of Nightmare after completing at least two payment cycles post publication. After May 11, please considering joining my Blazing Comets for free eBook copies of the books!
  • Newsletter with writing updates delivered via email on the 1st of every month.
  • Video Updates
  • Short stories & random pieces (and/or Early Access)
  • Gain SUPERSTAR role on Discord to join READ ALONGS, wherein we get together, chat, and read stuff.
  • Future Reward: art/jewelry for this tier
Includes Discord benefits

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"OMG A SHINY!" You are the thing of amazement that makes Dee dance around and make frantic wishes. Also, you remind her that if she writes more, she might see more falling stars. This correlation may be flawed, but it does get her to the keyboard.

At this level you receive all of the above AND!

  • Quarterly Behind-the-Scenes video of an ongoing project
  • Early drafts of stories
  • Future Reward: art/jewelry for this tier
Includes Discord benefits

About Demented Tours

Hi there! Thank you so much for being here!

I'm Dee, and I write stories and make videos, and hope to dive into more art and jewelry making in the coming months - documenting it all for my Patrons as I go! I've been published under multiple names, by several publishers, and in a few genres. You can learn all about my writing enterprise on my website.

My Patreon has undergone a few iterations, but generally I use this space as my blog, my regular stomping ground, my repository of behind-the-scenes info, a story board, and a place to connect with people. I do have a "Free Tier," (so to speak; Patreon doesn't allow "Free" tiers) that allows access to over 70 posts, as of October 15, 2019, and I will post text updates at least quarterly. You can see all the free posts and updates by clicking here.

But my Patrons get first/early access to those and many other posts. They also receive free ebooks and stories, newsletters, voting rights, videos, and more. Other perks are percolating. I like changing it up. :) Check out my tiers for all the details.

Currently, $2+ Patrons have access to ongoing chapters/snippets of current works. The chapters are sent out with a newsletter on the first of every month. 

List of Past & Current Works

The novel that started it all! I am delighted to announce that thanks to my Patrons, The King of Nightmare will be available in ebook, paperback, and hardback on May 11, 2021 wherever books are sold online!

To read more about the book and the first three chapters for free, you can wander over here.

Note - as of March 2021, only Blazing Comets will receive free ebook copies of this novel once available to Patrons after completing two payment cycles to make it more fair and equitable for longstanding patrons. Patrons receive all published works early.

Beginning March 2021, we'll be embarking on a new adventure - one chapter at a time! End goal is to publish the novel fourth quarter of 2021! And there's already a sequel in the works. You can read about this one here.

Back chapters delivered to Patrons via emailed PDFs upon sign-up.

If all this sounds entertaining, then welcome! Come in, make yourself cozy, enjoy the virtual baked goods and the creative stuffs. I'm so glad you stopped by!

Light & love to you and yours,
<3 Dee
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When I reach 30 Patrons of the Moonbeam level or above, I will host a READ ALONG, wherein the Moonbeam+ Patrons and I will get together on DISCORD, a free software allowing group chats, and read, drink, play games, and likely get into some serious shenanigans. 18+ Only. 

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