Deuterium the Sentient Mattress

is creating extreme pedantry of kids cartoons, and sometimes game reviews

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Howdy! You probably got here through my YouTube channel anyway, but in case you stumbled upon this page at complete random then allow me to introduce myself. Hi! I'm Deuterium the Sentient Mattress and I alternate between making videogame reviews that nobody watches and criticisms of kids' cartoons for being factually inaccurate which is what everyone seems to come here for. If you think this endeavor is somehow worth giving me a few quid a month for then be my guest, I could always use some more money in the not-dying fund xP
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