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"Most writers are broke unless they are famous or perverts." - Shakespeare

Ever since I was a child, I wanted to make people laugh, cry, and come... to read my writings and website. I harbored dreams of being an Internet personality and famous author like Chris Crocker and Barack Obama. I want to continue to bring joy to the miserable lives of others and escape my own.

However, this isn't possible without enough money to survive a harsh and cruel world with no Bernie-style communism. Without pestering you like Wikipedia, I hope to teach, touch, and inspire you to open your minds and your wallets. Doing so will allow me to continue to offer the majority of my writing for free, and the rest for everyday low prices. Help a child's wish come true so I can continue to write and eat the amount of 5 people.

From my heart to yours, Dickson
Twitter | DicksonHe.com | Books | Facebook
Tiers
Internet Feast and Bountiful Harvest
$1 or more per month
If 10,000 people gave only $1 a month, then I would become extremely wealthy and never stop producing voluminous amounts of crappy tweets for you. Because I love you
Mr./Mrs. Big Wallets
$2 or more per month
C-Suite Executive
$3 or more per month
Illuminati Reptile
$5 or more per month
VIP Pass and Writer's Quest
$10 or more per month
If you can donate more than the above plebeians, you'll help support unique writing and get more recognition in the court
Thank You!
$15 or more per month
Ok, I'm too lazy to come up with real rewards that do not involve shipping used underwear and socks, but I really appreciate my paying fans
Chairperson
$25 or more per month
The Physical Chair
$50 or more per month
President of Detroit
$100 or more per month
Rain
$500 or more per month
Contact me if you can make it rain, and I'll do almost anything cheap and legal
"Most writers are broke unless they are famous or perverts." - Shakespeare

Ever since I was a child, I wanted to make people laugh, cry, and come... to read my writings and website. I harbored dreams of being an Internet personality and famous author like Chris Crocker and Barack Obama. I want to continue to bring joy to the miserable lives of others and escape my own.

However, this isn't possible without enough money to survive a harsh and cruel world with no Bernie-style communism. Without pestering you like Wikipedia, I hope to teach, touch, and inspire you to open your minds and your wallets. Doing so will allow me to continue to offer the majority of my writing for free, and the rest for everyday low prices. Help a child's wish come true so I can continue to write and eat the amount of 5 people.

From my heart to yours, Dickson
Twitter | DicksonHe.com | Books | Facebook

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Tiers
Internet Feast and Bountiful Harvest
$1 or more per month
If 10,000 people gave only $1 a month, then I would become extremely wealthy and never stop producing voluminous amounts of crappy tweets for you. Because I love you
Mr./Mrs. Big Wallets
$2 or more per month
C-Suite Executive
$3 or more per month
Illuminati Reptile
$5 or more per month
VIP Pass and Writer's Quest
$10 or more per month
If you can donate more than the above plebeians, you'll help support unique writing and get more recognition in the court
Thank You!
$15 or more per month
Ok, I'm too lazy to come up with real rewards that do not involve shipping used underwear and socks, but I really appreciate my paying fans
Chairperson
$25 or more per month
The Physical Chair
$50 or more per month
President of Detroit
$100 or more per month
Rain
$500 or more per month
Contact me if you can make it rain, and I'll do almost anything cheap and legal