Tawny and George Platis are creating The Dirty Bits Podcast
44

patrons

$194
per month
The Dirty Bits Podcast is performed by Tawny Platis, a professional voice actor, who gives a casual -and hopefully comical- southern Californian retelling of the sexy, scandalous, and salacious stories from history your teacher probably left out. Whether it's Hans Christian Andersen's masturbation obsession, Jack Parsons bizarre mixture of NASA, the Occult, and Scientology, or Catherine the Great's chairs embellished with phallic symbols, we're totes about to dive in on The Dirty Bits and learn how the sexual drives of those who came before us shaped our world.

If every person who listened to the Dirty Bits donated just $1 a month, we could produce the show full time. That means longer, more frequent episodes complete with animation, tours, live shows, more merchandise, giveaways, and just about anything your heart desires, Dirty Birdy! 
Tiers
Kisses
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
  • Get access to every episode commercial free. 


  • Access to Tawny and George's talk show "In Our Former Lives" where they tell stories about their crazy life experiences (cults, former marriages, getting tattoos in bathrooms, being flogged by a one armed Geisha etc.) and also answer your (optionally) anonymous questions. It's kind of like an AMA meets The Graham Norton Show.
Sweet Cheeks
$3 or more per month 11 patrons
  • Get every single episode commercial free.
  • Access to Tawny and George's talk show, "In Our Former Lives."
  • Vote on the subjects of upcoming episodes.
  • Exclusive behind the scenes sneak peeks.
  • Shout out on the podcast 


  • Access to Tawny and George's talk show "Philosophy After Dark" where George, an ethics major, discusses thought experiments with Tawny and other guests.  (This series is a more intimate, less edited show where we literally have the mic with us cuddled up under the covers. It's based on how the "Dirty Bits" all began- telling each other stories in bed every night). It's a bit experimental and we're of course always up for improving if you ever have any ideas or suggestions for us! 
Honey Bunny
$5 or more per month 15 patrons
  • Everything from the previous tiers.
  • Digital signed first drafts of each script.
  • An official Dirty Birdy sticker.


  • Access to Tawny and George's talk show "Theology at Midnight" where they discuss the history and effects of religion on society. (This series is a more intimate, less edited show where we literally have the mic with us cuddled up under the covers. It's based on how the "Dirty Bits" all began- telling each other stories in bed every night). It's a bit experimental and we're of course always up for improving if you ever have any ideas or suggestions for us! 
Sugar Pie
$10 or more per month 7 patrons
  • Everything from the previous tiers.
  • Early episode access anywhere from 12-72 hours in advance.


  • Access to George and Tawny's talk show, "Politics Before Dawn" where two people who feel like their political ideologies aren't really represented in America by any party or candidate discuss current events. (This series is a more intimate, less edited show where we literally have the mic with us cuddled up under the covers. It's based on how the "Dirty Bits" all began- telling each other stories in bed every night). It's a bit experimental and we're of course always up for improving if you ever have any ideas or suggestions for us! 
Cutie Patootie
$25 or more per month 1 patron
  • Everything from the previous tiers.
  • A Dirty Bits garment from our merch store. 


  • One episode on anything of your choosing each month! That's right- if you want to hear us tell a personal story, learn how sandals are manufactured, get the lowdown on the paranormal, or listen to either of us read you, "Brave New World," we got you covered. We do reserve the right to pass on your topic if it's out of our comfort zone. We're not unwilling to compromise but...ya know....some things can get weird. 


Goals
$194 of $500 per month
This will help us devote more time to the podcast and less time to our day job. That means longer episodes!
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The Dirty Bits Podcast is performed by Tawny Platis, a professional voice actor, who gives a casual -and hopefully comical- southern Californian retelling of the sexy, scandalous, and salacious stories from history your teacher probably left out. Whether it's Hans Christian Andersen's masturbation obsession, Jack Parsons bizarre mixture of NASA, the Occult, and Scientology, or Catherine the Great's chairs embellished with phallic symbols, we're totes about to dive in on The Dirty Bits and learn how the sexual drives of those who came before us shaped our world.

If every person who listened to the Dirty Bits donated just $1 a month, we could produce the show full time. That means longer, more frequent episodes complete with animation, tours, live shows, more merchandise, giveaways, and just about anything your heart desires, Dirty Birdy! 

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Tiers
Kisses
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
  • Get access to every episode commercial free. 


  • Access to Tawny and George's talk show "In Our Former Lives" where they tell stories about their crazy life experiences (cults, former marriages, getting tattoos in bathrooms, being flogged by a one armed Geisha etc.) and also answer your (optionally) anonymous questions. It's kind of like an AMA meets The Graham Norton Show.
Sweet Cheeks
$3 or more per month 11 patrons
  • Get every single episode commercial free.
  • Access to Tawny and George's talk show, "In Our Former Lives."
  • Vote on the subjects of upcoming episodes.
  • Exclusive behind the scenes sneak peeks.
  • Shout out on the podcast 


  • Access to Tawny and George's talk show "Philosophy After Dark" where George, an ethics major, discusses thought experiments with Tawny and other guests.  (This series is a more intimate, less edited show where we literally have the mic with us cuddled up under the covers. It's based on how the "Dirty Bits" all began- telling each other stories in bed every night). It's a bit experimental and we're of course always up for improving if you ever have any ideas or suggestions for us! 
Honey Bunny
$5 or more per month 15 patrons
  • Everything from the previous tiers.
  • Digital signed first drafts of each script.
  • An official Dirty Birdy sticker.


  • Access to Tawny and George's talk show "Theology at Midnight" where they discuss the history and effects of religion on society. (This series is a more intimate, less edited show where we literally have the mic with us cuddled up under the covers. It's based on how the "Dirty Bits" all began- telling each other stories in bed every night). It's a bit experimental and we're of course always up for improving if you ever have any ideas or suggestions for us! 
Sugar Pie
$10 or more per month 7 patrons
  • Everything from the previous tiers.
  • Early episode access anywhere from 12-72 hours in advance.


  • Access to George and Tawny's talk show, "Politics Before Dawn" where two people who feel like their political ideologies aren't really represented in America by any party or candidate discuss current events. (This series is a more intimate, less edited show where we literally have the mic with us cuddled up under the covers. It's based on how the "Dirty Bits" all began- telling each other stories in bed every night). It's a bit experimental and we're of course always up for improving if you ever have any ideas or suggestions for us! 
Cutie Patootie
$25 or more per month 1 patron
  • Everything from the previous tiers.
  • A Dirty Bits garment from our merch store. 


  • One episode on anything of your choosing each month! That's right- if you want to hear us tell a personal story, learn how sandals are manufactured, get the lowdown on the paranormal, or listen to either of us read you, "Brave New World," we got you covered. We do reserve the right to pass on your topic if it's out of our comfort zone. We're not unwilling to compromise but...ya know....some things can get weird.