Disgorgeous is creating Radical Wine Podcast
8

patrons

$65
per month
Hey lovers, thanks for visiting our page. We're John and Kevin (AKA Duck and the Dumb One), creators of the most cutting edge wine podcast on the planet.
    While it might seem like we have no ethics, our podcast has one animating thesis: Don't Sell Wine.  Our integrity is super important to us. Instead of tasting wine we have financial interest in or accepting booze for favorable reviews (as is depressingly common in the wine industry), we figured it is better to get that sweet nectar ($$$) from the source, which is you all, our favorite people in the world.
     Your sweet honey money helps defray (more like the Fray [lol, how to save a life, am I right?]) our wine buying costs, pay for upgraded equipment and gives us opportunities to do live shows, get merch out there and PIVOT TO VIDEO.

Thanks for considering our offer, we're in love with you.
Tiers
Making Extremely Good Choices
$2 or more per month 1 patron
You're so smart and cute and we will call you and tell you we love you. Access to "100% Normal-Ass Brain Chemistry," which is a Bi-annual zine that Duck makes. 
Dark Horse
$5 or more per month 3 patrons
you're our problematic fave. All previous rewards. Voting rights on future episodes.  On air shoutouts and compliments from us, probably during the "shot in the dark segment"
King Mohammed the VI of Morocco
$10 or more per month 4 patrons
All sodium diet. All previous rewards and the boys will send you an original doodle each year.
*My wife*
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
This is probably your best shot, to be honest. He'll do it. All previous rewards and the boys will give you an autographed bottle of wine and also make a wine list with funny tasting notes for an event if you want them to.
BOJO HOE
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
we will die 4 u literally. All previous rewards and we'll cook you dinner and get you drunk each year and we will treat you like our better.
Burgundy Duke
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
What kind of dirt do we have on you, wow? All previous rewards and the boys will do a wine tasting for you and a date. One of them will bring pizza. They will sing "kiss the girl" from the little mermaid until asked to stop.
Goals
$65 of $250 per month
Hell yeah, our wine for the month is covered, thank you now we can use our money to upgrade stuff. Thanks thanks thanks. We start planning live shows (subscribers get discount)
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Hey lovers, thanks for visiting our page. We're John and Kevin (AKA Duck and the Dumb One), creators of the most cutting edge wine podcast on the planet.
    While it might seem like we have no ethics, our podcast has one animating thesis: Don't Sell Wine.  Our integrity is super important to us. Instead of tasting wine we have financial interest in or accepting booze for favorable reviews (as is depressingly common in the wine industry), we figured it is better to get that sweet nectar ($$$) from the source, which is you all, our favorite people in the world.
     Your sweet honey money helps defray (more like the Fray [lol, how to save a life, am I right?]) our wine buying costs, pay for upgraded equipment and gives us opportunities to do live shows, get merch out there and PIVOT TO VIDEO.

Thanks for considering our offer, we're in love with you.

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Tiers
Making Extremely Good Choices
$2 or more per month 1 patron
You're so smart and cute and we will call you and tell you we love you. Access to "100% Normal-Ass Brain Chemistry," which is a Bi-annual zine that Duck makes. 
Dark Horse
$5 or more per month 3 patrons
you're our problematic fave. All previous rewards. Voting rights on future episodes.  On air shoutouts and compliments from us, probably during the "shot in the dark segment"
King Mohammed the VI of Morocco
$10 or more per month 4 patrons
All sodium diet. All previous rewards and the boys will send you an original doodle each year.
*My wife*
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
This is probably your best shot, to be honest. He'll do it. All previous rewards and the boys will give you an autographed bottle of wine and also make a wine list with funny tasting notes for an event if you want them to.
BOJO HOE
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
we will die 4 u literally. All previous rewards and we'll cook you dinner and get you drunk each year and we will treat you like our better.
Burgundy Duke
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
What kind of dirt do we have on you, wow? All previous rewards and the boys will do a wine tasting for you and a date. One of them will bring pizza. They will sing "kiss the girl" from the little mermaid until asked to stop.