EASY ANSWERS

EASY ANSWERS

Incisive media analysis and inclusive communities.

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Tier I — Bottom Leftists

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$7
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All members of our Patreon community get instant access to hangout spaces frequented by the Optimist Prime herself, complete with status-jockeying virtual clout markers:

  • Access to our Patreon-only content feed, including updates on our Goals progress!

  • The Subscribers-only role and channel in our community Discord!

Includes Discord benefits
  • Patreon-only content feed
  • Patrón role on Discord
  • Reddit flair
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Tier II — Rudy-Sized Regulars

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$13
/ month

Get all Tier I rewards PLUS...

  • Access to our invitation-only official Facebook group!

Includes Discord benefits
  • Exclusive Facebook group invite
  • Patreon-only content feed
  • Patrón role on Discord

Tier III — Actual Rock Gods

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$27
/ month
Get all Tier I-II rewards PLUS...
  • Monthly AMA livestream access!
Includes Discord benefits
  • Monthly AMA livestream invite
  • Exclusive Facebook group invite
  • Patreon-only content feed
  • Patrón role on Discord

Tier Zerø—Påthętîč Bœttõm-Fēędíñg Pàÿpįg

Limited (5 remaining)

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$25,000
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Get all Tier 1-4 rewards EXCEPT...

  • Nope — you actually lose all rewards.

  • Instead of the normal member roles in Discord, you get a literal scarlet letter in the Discord branding you "1% SCUM," which actually gives you lower privileges than a normal user.

If you're the kind of killionaire who could even imagine affording to contribute this much to my passion project, then you are morally obligated to do so.

By choosing this tier, you're willingly sacrificing your member privileges — because Lord knows you've got enough privileges everywhere else — and choosing to do penance for your sins by personally financing the media empire that's going to undo the horrors you've wrought upon humanity and the Earth.

You make me sick, you worthless, sick piece of shit. Pay me, pig.

Includes Discord benefits
  • 1% Scum role on Discord

Tier I — Bottom Leftists

reward item
reward item
$7
/ month

All members of our Patreon community get instant access to hangout spaces frequented by the Optimist Prime herself, complete with status-jockeying virtual clout markers:

  • Access to our Patreon-only content feed, including updates on our Goals progress!

  • The Subscribers-only role and channel in our community Discord!

Includes Discord benefits
  • Patreon-only content feed
  • Patrón role on Discord
  • Reddit flair
YOU MIGHT LIKE

Tier II — Rudy-Sized Regulars

reward item
reward item
$13
/ month

Get all Tier I rewards PLUS...

  • Access to our invitation-only official Facebook group!

Includes Discord benefits
  • Exclusive Facebook group invite
  • Patreon-only content feed
  • Patrón role on Discord

Tier III — Actual Rock Gods

reward item
reward item
$27
/ month
Get all Tier I-II rewards PLUS...
  • Monthly AMA livestream access!
Includes Discord benefits
  • Monthly AMA livestream invite
  • Exclusive Facebook group invite
  • Patreon-only content feed
  • Patrón role on Discord

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About EASY ANSWERS

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At $300 a month, I will be able to pay for all my basic monthly expenses beyond rent thanks entirely to the EASY ANSWERS community.

When we reach this Goal, I'm going to post a Patreon-exclusive video with a very special surprise (!!!) that I'm leaving ~mYsTeRiOuS~ so I have time to come up with it.

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