
EASY ANSWERS
EASY ANSWERS
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Tier I — Bottom Leftists


All members of our Patreon community get instant access to hangout spaces frequented by the Optimist Prime herself, complete with status-jockeying virtual clout markers:
Access to our Patreon-only content feed, including updates on our Goals progress!
The Subscribers-only role and channel in our community Discord!
- Patreon-only content feed
- Patrón role on Discord
- Reddit flair
Tier II — Rudy-Sized Regulars


Get all Tier I rewards PLUS...
Access to our invitation-only official Facebook group!
- Exclusive Facebook group invite
- Patreon-only content feed
- Patrón role on Discord
Tier III — Actual Rock Gods


- Monthly AMA livestream access!
- Monthly AMA livestream invite
- Exclusive Facebook group invite
- Patreon-only content feed
- Patrón role on Discord
Tier Zerø—Påthętîč Bœttõm-Fēędíñg Pàÿpįg
Limited (5 remaining)


Get all Tier 1-4 rewards EXCEPT...
Nope — you actually lose all rewards.
Instead of the normal member roles in Discord, you get a literal scarlet letter in the Discord branding you "1% SCUM," which actually gives you lower privileges than a normal user.
If you're the kind of killionaire who could even imagine affording to contribute this much to my passion project, then you are morally obligated to do so.
By choosing this tier, you're willingly sacrificing your member privileges — because Lord knows you've got enough privileges everywhere else — and choosing to do penance for your sins by personally financing the media empire that's going to undo the horrors you've wrought upon humanity and the Earth.
You make me sick, you worthless, sick piece of shit. Pay me, pig.
- 1% Scum role on Discord
Tier I — Bottom Leftists


All members of our Patreon community get instant access to hangout spaces frequented by the Optimist Prime herself, complete with status-jockeying virtual clout markers:
Access to our Patreon-only content feed, including updates on our Goals progress!
The Subscribers-only role and channel in our community Discord!
- Patreon-only content feed
- Patrón role on Discord
- Reddit flair
Tier II — Rudy-Sized Regulars


Get all Tier I rewards PLUS...
Access to our invitation-only official Facebook group!
- Exclusive Facebook group invite
- Patreon-only content feed
- Patrón role on Discord
Tier III — Actual Rock Gods


- Monthly AMA livestream access!
- Monthly AMA livestream invite
- Exclusive Facebook group invite
- Patreon-only content feed
- Patrón role on Discord
About EASY ANSWERS
Goals
At $300 a month, I will be able to pay for all my basic monthly expenses beyond rent thanks entirely to the EASY ANSWERS community.
When we reach this Goal, I'm going to post a Patreon-exclusive video with a very special surprise (!!!) that I'm leaving ~mYsTeRiOuS~ so I have time to come up with it.