Eccentric Giraffe is creating Movie Reviews, and other things
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Hopefully Once weekly I will be posting reviews of movies, mostly awful movies and will be just having fun on my channel, come on in, the water is fine, and I'm more than happy to have you
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Every dollar counts for especially to a Giraffe, and much like the zoo that dollar can leave your hand moist.... don't think too far into it
Awkward smell
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You are now closer to the Giraffe... once again, don't think too far into it

oh, and because of that close feeling expect to hear your name ASMR'd at the end of my videos

Needing a lent roller
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Starting to feel a bit uncomfortable at this point, you have gotten so close that you now need a lent roller just to go out in public... don't think about it...

you can also recomend any movie you want reviewed... within reason

Learning that you have a saliva allergy
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Why Would you do that...

being this close can mean only one thing, a direct connection... or a weekly Skype call, up to you, and of course an imortalized place within my video intro

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A Livestream with all of you, my biggest fans with an open discord chat where we will discuss what direction you believe the channel should go in, and what your thoughts on what I am doing are
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Hopefully Once weekly I will be posting reviews of movies, mostly awful movies and will be just having fun on my channel, come on in, the water is fine, and I'm more than happy to have you

Recent posts by Eccentric Giraffe

Tiers
Moist Palms
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
Every dollar counts for especially to a Giraffe, and much like the zoo that dollar can leave your hand moist.... don't think too far into it
Awkward smell
$5 or more per month 0 of 50 patrons
You are now closer to the Giraffe... once again, don't think too far into it

oh, and because of that close feeling expect to hear your name ASMR'd at the end of my videos

Needing a lent roller
$10 or more per month 0 of 25 patrons
Starting to feel a bit uncomfortable at this point, you have gotten so close that you now need a lent roller just to go out in public... don't think about it...

you can also recomend any movie you want reviewed... within reason

Learning that you have a saliva allergy
$100 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
Why Would you do that...

being this close can mean only one thing, a direct connection... or a weekly Skype call, up to you, and of course an imortalized place within my video intro