Emma Arnold

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About Emma Arnold

Hi honeybee, and welcome to WHAT'S NEXT (formerly "The Book of Holy Fuck").

I'm Emma Arnold, a comedian, author, artist and beekeeper living in Idaho. WHAT'S NEXT is my new podcast where I talk to guests about the afterlife and any near-death experiences they have had. I also have a podcast called COUPLES SKATE with Pidge Robertson. I post episodes and livestreams from both podcasts here and on Soundcloud and iTunes. I also do "paint n chats" and beekeeping videos on Youtube, and I do Family Game Nights on Twitch whenever I’m feeling game-y.

This patreon started as "The Book of Holy Fuck", an entirely one of kind poetry slam cookbook comedy sex manifesto. I'm working on getting it published right now but there are still themed collections of audio recordings, narrative stories, poems, visual art, essays, and recipes for you to enjoy. The project was a lot of fun and allowed me to delve deeper into subjects and stories I touch on briefly in my standup comedy, and further deepens the intimate tone for which I am known. I will be touring tBoHF as a one woman show/gallery exhibition after covid is done.

This patreon is strictly donation-based. I give away a lot of my stuff for free and if you've enjoyed it and want to kick a little (or a lotta <3) cash my way, I greatly appreciate it. I also understand that covid has strapped people financially, which is why there's a $1 option and I make most of my posts on here public. Some of the juicier stuff is behind the curtain, and I do give patreon members first look/listen on all my albums, specials, books etc., as well access to the unedited version of my new podcast. The people who were here for the birthing of tBoHF have told me it was quite an experience, one of a kind and unrepeatable. I hope WHAT'S NEXT will be the same. Like my exes always say of me, I'm a lot of things but never boring! Hope you stick around, I know we'll have quite a time. <3

(All content is my own, I own all rights, don't steal it yada yada.)
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