If you become my patron, you may summon me (perferably via email, but any form of social media where I'm tagged will do)  to your blog post/Facebook status/ Tweet and I will say something supportive about your position and/or snarky about your opponents. 

Unless, of course, you're a douche, in which case the snark will be against you instead.  But you're all lovely non-douches, aren't you?

You get put on my Christmas Card list and I send you My Little Pony-themed cards each year. Alternately, I can send you a birthday card instead.