EvilElitest is creating Podcasts, Analysis, Criticism, and vaguely thoughtful ramblings
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patrons

$70
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Who are you?
I am Elijah, Hoarder of Worlds, EvilElitest, the Rolling Stormcloud of the Mind. I am on the internet.  My Partner in Crime is Dot, who is more humble than I am and thus I will henceforwth pretend this is entirely my project and not give her any of the credit or cash.  
What are you doing?
Here I will talk about the many things bouncing around in my head: educational information, reviews, critical analysis, incoherent ranting or just nerdy thought experiments. Hopefully other people will have fun reading the nonsense in my brain.  
Some previous stuff I"ve worked on include the Fatal Flaw Podcast, the Boy I Don't Know Podcast and 100 Days of Trump.
Why are you doing this?
I can't imagine I am the only person who has been imaging making a Patreon but keeps getting intimidated by the process of actually doing it, but here we go, real life character growth. So I have a lot of ideas and thoughts, and I think people like to hear them. Now my personal life is basically been a sort of balancing act between money problems, work problems, personal problems, and actually trying to find something resembling personal happiness, so if I could make real life grown up money off doing what I love; having thoughts and sharing them online, it will go a long way towards helping me reach this mythical "stability" I keep hearing people talk about.
How is this going to work?
You will request podcast topics in exchange for goods and services. I will eventually fill all requests, even if it requires buying and consuming new media, that is a guarantee. I will also answer questions, respond to comments, and invade Moldova.
Where does the money go?
As of now, all money I get from Patreon (monthly payment style) is going to go to rent/groceries/utilities and other major necessities. If by some miracle I make enough money to pay for all these things, then I am going to redo this page with the new goal of spending money made in things like improved audio, gaining the technology to make Lets Plays, better video quality etc. I’d love to spend some money to improve the show’s quality, it’s just that at the moment survival is the my highest priority. So it’s like a GoFundMe where you also can force me to watch terrible anime and talk about it for cash.
When am I?
Yes.
What is your inspiration?
Zero Punctuation, Innuendo studios, Hbomberguy, Brows Held High, Extra History/Extra Credits, The Big Picture, The Jimquisition, the Nostalgia Chick, Vlogbrothers/Crash Course, Mike Duncan's Revolutions, Dan Carlin's Hardcore History, CGP Grey, Red Letter Media, the Spoony Experience, Lars Brownworth's Twelve Byzantine Rulers, Noah Gervais, Errant Signal and too may film writers to count.  I am going to rip off ideas and concepts from all of these people, and claim them as my own.  Oh and Planescape Torment.  
Break this down for me.
Because I had to choose only one term to describe my work, I went with "Podcasts" but I also do a great deal of writing and even the occasional videos. Podcasts will often feature my co-host Dot and occasionally our roommate Lindsay who will awkwardly butt into discussions. And since I tend to try organize my mind by theme, most of what will be produced will fall into these categories, imagine them as segments but without the eye rolling graphical openings CNN always has. But new categories might be made, and sometimes we will just make something for fun that defies simple categories. We are actually very bad at categories. You can expect at least three podcasts a month, likely more. If I don't deliver, I will be sent to internet jail.

The segments are as follows:
Fatal Flaw
The Signature Podcast, here my co-host and I will take a work of media, be it a film, book, video game, play, anything with a narrative structure; that we actually like and find the one part of it that has gone wrong.
Format: Podcast
Dicecast
This is where we talk about Tabletop Gaming, specifically D&D, by looking at the design and story choices that make up the game play. Lots of shop talk here.
Format: Podcast, Writing
Boy I Don't Know
A spin-off of Fatal Flaw, when we realized that some of the works we planned to review didn’t deserve to be on that show. This is where we talk about various critically acclaimed works where we just don't get the appeal. To qualify for this, the work needs to be critically or popularly beloved to the point where "this work is good" is taken as a given, and it needs to either be terrible or just unimpressive. For example, Ferris Bueller's Day Off. God that movie is awful.
Format: Podcast
Getting to Know
In my other series, I reference a lot of things, and I don’t always explain the relevant background, because I’ve been informed that five hour podcasts are “clunky” and “unlistenable” and “kind of ridiculous”. So here is a series where I explain the basic background you need to know on a certain topic. Various media forms and genres, theories such as the Great Man Theory and Postmodernism, what Cultural Marxism actually is (spoiler alert: it did not invent liberalism).
I am planning a very long series on explaining the entire middle eastern situation so it can be less confusing, which would be epic.
Format: Writing, Podcast
Off Our Chest
This is where we talk about some trend in media which just really bothers us, like most anime protagonists or auto leveling in RPGs. If you ever wanted to listen to us rant about something that really isn't a big deal, then this is the series for you. This is sometimes morphed into the dark, nega, bearded version of itself Fair Enough, where we admit that the detractors of something have a point...for the wrong reasons.
Format: Podcast, Writing
Debunking the Stupid
And if you want us to rant about something which actually matters, this is the series for you, because this is where I try to address some of the everyday stupidity which is just seen as commonplace by breaking something down and talking about it. Most prominently are conspiracy Theories, which are kinda fascinating in how much they tell about the people who believe in them, this is where I take a conspiracy theory, easily disprove it, and then talk about why people believe this nonsense and what it says about the larger culture. This is also where I address a wide variety of logical policies, explain what they aren't, what they aren't, and how people use to them
Format: Podcast, Writing, Video
Random Ramblings
Have you ever found some small thing in life, be it a youtube video, a specific scene in a long running tv show, a joke that keeps playing out in your head, or an obscure movie that nobody else seems to have heard of, which you just find yourself thinking about it constantly? Have you ever wished some eccentric person on the internet could talk about that exact subject in far more detail than is at all reasonable? Well fear not, your very specific requests have been granted, this is where I just talk about odd thoughts that cross my mind. This is where more of my critical reviews/critical theory will be posted, including why something works.
Format: Podcasts, Writing, Videos
Blast to the Past
This is where I look at video game and compare currents to earlier works in terms of design choices. Currently I am focusing on western RPGs design choices, comparing for example, comparing character levels in Dragon Age vs. Baldur's Gate, or looking at how romance subplots have changed in the Western RPG tradition.
X vs. Y
This is a silly series where I take two things and compare them....in any way I (or you really) want. It can be as obvious as comparing the LOTR movies to the books, it can comparing seemingly unrelated works like Andrei Tarkavosky's Stalker and Dark Souls and musing about them..or it can literally who do I think would win in a fight? Could Link take on Sephirroth? Could Sauron defeat the Lich King? Samurai vs. Knight? If Edgar Allen Poe got into a fist fight with Confucius, who would win? Everything is on the table.
Neglected Facts
This is where I go into detail into a historical period/event, political/historical/artistic theory, philosophy, or current event which is really important but most people don't know. Mostly history. Rather than focusing on the basic background as in Getting to Know, this series focuses on the small details people often get wrong.
Format: Podcasts, Writing, Video
Let's Read/Let’s Watch/Let’s Play
You can experience a work with us (or maybe just me, it depends on the work). This is where either record ourselves reading a book, watch an episode of a tv show and record our immediate response, or do a let’s play.
Format: Podcasts
Reviewing Things We Haven't Seen
Either Dot or I attempt to review a work, be it a book, movie, game what ever...without ever actually seeing it, just going off pop cultural osmosis.
Also Patreon tells me that 99.5% of the top earning creators use this section to thank their fans and patrons, and as you all know, I never argue with popular trends. Thank you for everything.

Tiers
Friendly Stranger
$1 or more per month
  • You get access to patron-only content, such as behind-the-scenes info.
  • You can vote in patron-only polls.
  • You are now my friend.
  • I have a dollar now.
Acquaintance
$3 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can ask a question for the monthly FAQ podcast (only one because otherwise things might get crazy).
  • You can ask questions for written responses (there isn't a limit on this obviously) 
  • You are still my friend.
  • I can get some oreos.
Colleagues
$5 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You get early access to the monthly FAQ podcast.
  • You can make a request for:
    • DiceCast 
    • Off Our Chests
    • Random Ramblings
    • Works We Haven't Seen
    • Debunking the Stupid 
    • X vs. Y 
    • Fatal Flaw (Works 30 mins in length or so, i.e. short film, indie game, short story).
  • We continue to be friends.
  • I can buy milk now.
Casual Friend
$7 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request a longer work for Fatal Flaw (3 hours in length or less, i.e. most films, shortish games, a few issue comic series)
  • You can request a subject for a Getting to Know episode.
  • You can make a request for Blast to the Past.
  • You can pick a joke for Explaining the Joke.
  • You can request tabletop RPG books for Fatal Flaw or Dicecast.
  • +17 Friendship.
  • I get some bread.
Core Friend
$10 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • Your name will be put on a monthly thank you post and mentioned in the monthly FAQ Podcast.
  • You can request a work up 6 hours long for Fatal Flaw (some miniseries, a movie and its sequel, a novella, increasingly longer games, etc.).
  • You can request that I expand on an earlier point or argument I've made in the past in more detail or in a different format (i.e. written to podcast).
  • You unlock my personal quest
  • I can buy some ham to go with the bread.
Hardcore Friend
$15 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • We will read your names (however silly or ridiculous) at the end of our podcasts. 
  • Can request we review something up to 12 hours in length for Fatal Flaw 
  • You can request something for Second Draft.
  • We will put cryptic messages from you into our podcasts. 
  • You can request something for Neglected Knowledge (if I don't actually know the information, I will try to research it. If it's way out of my field I may ask you to make a second request).
  • Our friendship flows deep like a river.
Deathcore Friend
$20 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • Backers of this tier can ask up to 12 FAQ questions per month.
  • You can request something for Second Draft.
  • You can make a personalized request for us to talk about any topic.
  • You can make a request that we do Fatal Flaw...for a critic, like the Nostalgia Critic or Zero Puncuation
  • You can request a 40-hour video game, a Tabletop RPG, or a decent length TV Show/anime/comic series for Fatal Flaw.
  • You unlock my special, friendship-based ability. 
  • I has a full meal now.
Best Friends
$30 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • I'll make you a personalized thank you.
  • You can request a 60 hour piece of media for Fatal Flaw, a full tabletop RPG system, or a new game which I can only buy at full price.
  • You can make requests for Boy I Don't Know (This is expensive because otherwise I'll get swamped with awful stuff and become depressed).  
  • Our friendship bond now burns like a roaring fire. 
  • Regular meals are fun.
  • The Rewards become increasingly silly at this point.  
Super Best Friends
$40 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request a novel or 130 hour series for Fatal Flaw (think Buffy length).
  • You can make two requests per month for any show.
  • You can force us to revisit an earlier opinion to account for a new argument or alternative perspective that you offer/link too.
  • Our bond of friendship allows us to win children's card games.  
  • I can open my fridge and find actual food in there.
Best Friends 4EVAR
$50 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request that I respond to a specific video or essay for Debunking the Stupid.
  • You can request something for Let's Read (be aware there is a long backlog but if you make the request, we will get to it eventually).
  • You can request that we argue devil's advocate for any point we have ever made on record.
  • You unlock my terribly animated romance scene.
  • I can start to fix things up around the apartment.
Fireforged Friends
$75 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request a book for Debunking the Stupid.
  • I can pay off some of the major debts in my life.
  • If anybody at all does this, we will do Supernatural for Fatal Flaw, all 12 (13?) seasons of it.
  • My default outfit changes and I move into your house.
  • Seriously I can actually fix important problems in my life.  
Blood Brothers/Sisters/Siblings
$100 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request the creation of a whole new show.
  • You can request mods, fan fiction, or fan videos for Fatal Flaw.
  • I will dedicate the month to you.  All works made this month are dedicated to you.
  • You can give us a story idea and we will storyboard it on air.
  • The power of our friendship means you can bring me back from the dead after my heroic sacrifice.
  • I get to do things with my life.
Bearer of the Mantle of Friendship, Guardian of Camaraderie
$150 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request that we watch truly terrible stuff and then record our reactions.
  • You can request stuff for Fatal Flaw which doesn't actually exist.
  • You can request we do Fatal Flaw for abstract concepts.
  • You can request long dead English dynasties for Fatal Flaw.
  • Our friendship is so great that you can unlock a secret magic sword which is the best item in the game.
  • At this point I can pay off student loans. 
Champion of Jolly Cooperation
$500 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • We will do Atlas Shrugged for Let's Read.  Because there is no way I will again attempt to read that book other than someone paying me $500.
  • Our friendship has morphed into a magical unicorn who is also a bonus boss. Seriously, you want to grind for this one.  
  • I can send an email to my parents telling them that having strong opinions on the internet does actually pay.
  • Also if you can give me 500 dollars, you are basically a real life medevial Patron
Friends don't let friends read Atlas Shrugged
$15,000 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • I will do Atlas Shrugged for Fatal Flaw. Yes, I will pretend that Atlas Shrugged is a fatally flawed book rather than the worse thing ever made by a person for $15,000. That is the price of my soul.
  • Our friendship has become a legendary tale told throughout the ages, except it hasn't, because nobody is actually going to do this reward.
  • At this point, this becomes my full time job.  Because screw it.
  • FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!!
  • You don't actually exist.  
Goals
$70 of $100 per month
At this point I am just in awe that I made 100 Dollars by just talking online.  To that end, I start to really double down on producing content and try to put out more per month and dedicate more man hours towards research and reviewing than before.  Money starts to go towards groceries
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Who are you?
I am Elijah, Hoarder of Worlds, EvilElitest, the Rolling Stormcloud of the Mind. I am on the internet.  My Partner in Crime is Dot, who is more humble than I am and thus I will henceforwth pretend this is entirely my project and not give her any of the credit or cash.  
What are you doing?
Here I will talk about the many things bouncing around in my head: educational information, reviews, critical analysis, incoherent ranting or just nerdy thought experiments. Hopefully other people will have fun reading the nonsense in my brain.  
Some previous stuff I"ve worked on include the Fatal Flaw Podcast, the Boy I Don't Know Podcast and 100 Days of Trump.
Why are you doing this?
I can't imagine I am the only person who has been imaging making a Patreon but keeps getting intimidated by the process of actually doing it, but here we go, real life character growth. So I have a lot of ideas and thoughts, and I think people like to hear them. Now my personal life is basically been a sort of balancing act between money problems, work problems, personal problems, and actually trying to find something resembling personal happiness, so if I could make real life grown up money off doing what I love; having thoughts and sharing them online, it will go a long way towards helping me reach this mythical "stability" I keep hearing people talk about.
How is this going to work?
You will request podcast topics in exchange for goods and services. I will eventually fill all requests, even if it requires buying and consuming new media, that is a guarantee. I will also answer questions, respond to comments, and invade Moldova.
Where does the money go?
As of now, all money I get from Patreon (monthly payment style) is going to go to rent/groceries/utilities and other major necessities. If by some miracle I make enough money to pay for all these things, then I am going to redo this page with the new goal of spending money made in things like improved audio, gaining the technology to make Lets Plays, better video quality etc. I’d love to spend some money to improve the show’s quality, it’s just that at the moment survival is the my highest priority. So it’s like a GoFundMe where you also can force me to watch terrible anime and talk about it for cash.
When am I?
Yes.
What is your inspiration?
Zero Punctuation, Innuendo studios, Hbomberguy, Brows Held High, Extra History/Extra Credits, The Big Picture, The Jimquisition, the Nostalgia Chick, Vlogbrothers/Crash Course, Mike Duncan's Revolutions, Dan Carlin's Hardcore History, CGP Grey, Red Letter Media, the Spoony Experience, Lars Brownworth's Twelve Byzantine Rulers, Noah Gervais, Errant Signal and too may film writers to count.  I am going to rip off ideas and concepts from all of these people, and claim them as my own.  Oh and Planescape Torment.  
Break this down for me.
Because I had to choose only one term to describe my work, I went with "Podcasts" but I also do a great deal of writing and even the occasional videos. Podcasts will often feature my co-host Dot and occasionally our roommate Lindsay who will awkwardly butt into discussions. And since I tend to try organize my mind by theme, most of what will be produced will fall into these categories, imagine them as segments but without the eye rolling graphical openings CNN always has. But new categories might be made, and sometimes we will just make something for fun that defies simple categories. We are actually very bad at categories. You can expect at least three podcasts a month, likely more. If I don't deliver, I will be sent to internet jail.

The segments are as follows:
Fatal Flaw
The Signature Podcast, here my co-host and I will take a work of media, be it a film, book, video game, play, anything with a narrative structure; that we actually like and find the one part of it that has gone wrong.
Format: Podcast
Dicecast
This is where we talk about Tabletop Gaming, specifically D&D, by looking at the design and story choices that make up the game play. Lots of shop talk here.
Format: Podcast, Writing
Boy I Don't Know
A spin-off of Fatal Flaw, when we realized that some of the works we planned to review didn’t deserve to be on that show. This is where we talk about various critically acclaimed works where we just don't get the appeal. To qualify for this, the work needs to be critically or popularly beloved to the point where "this work is good" is taken as a given, and it needs to either be terrible or just unimpressive. For example, Ferris Bueller's Day Off. God that movie is awful.
Format: Podcast
Getting to Know
In my other series, I reference a lot of things, and I don’t always explain the relevant background, because I’ve been informed that five hour podcasts are “clunky” and “unlistenable” and “kind of ridiculous”. So here is a series where I explain the basic background you need to know on a certain topic. Various media forms and genres, theories such as the Great Man Theory and Postmodernism, what Cultural Marxism actually is (spoiler alert: it did not invent liberalism).
I am planning a very long series on explaining the entire middle eastern situation so it can be less confusing, which would be epic.
Format: Writing, Podcast
Off Our Chest
This is where we talk about some trend in media which just really bothers us, like most anime protagonists or auto leveling in RPGs. If you ever wanted to listen to us rant about something that really isn't a big deal, then this is the series for you. This is sometimes morphed into the dark, nega, bearded version of itself Fair Enough, where we admit that the detractors of something have a point...for the wrong reasons.
Format: Podcast, Writing
Debunking the Stupid
And if you want us to rant about something which actually matters, this is the series for you, because this is where I try to address some of the everyday stupidity which is just seen as commonplace by breaking something down and talking about it. Most prominently are conspiracy Theories, which are kinda fascinating in how much they tell about the people who believe in them, this is where I take a conspiracy theory, easily disprove it, and then talk about why people believe this nonsense and what it says about the larger culture. This is also where I address a wide variety of logical policies, explain what they aren't, what they aren't, and how people use to them
Format: Podcast, Writing, Video
Random Ramblings
Have you ever found some small thing in life, be it a youtube video, a specific scene in a long running tv show, a joke that keeps playing out in your head, or an obscure movie that nobody else seems to have heard of, which you just find yourself thinking about it constantly? Have you ever wished some eccentric person on the internet could talk about that exact subject in far more detail than is at all reasonable? Well fear not, your very specific requests have been granted, this is where I just talk about odd thoughts that cross my mind. This is where more of my critical reviews/critical theory will be posted, including why something works.
Format: Podcasts, Writing, Videos
Blast to the Past
This is where I look at video game and compare currents to earlier works in terms of design choices. Currently I am focusing on western RPGs design choices, comparing for example, comparing character levels in Dragon Age vs. Baldur's Gate, or looking at how romance subplots have changed in the Western RPG tradition.
X vs. Y
This is a silly series where I take two things and compare them....in any way I (or you really) want. It can be as obvious as comparing the LOTR movies to the books, it can comparing seemingly unrelated works like Andrei Tarkavosky's Stalker and Dark Souls and musing about them..or it can literally who do I think would win in a fight? Could Link take on Sephirroth? Could Sauron defeat the Lich King? Samurai vs. Knight? If Edgar Allen Poe got into a fist fight with Confucius, who would win? Everything is on the table.
Neglected Facts
This is where I go into detail into a historical period/event, political/historical/artistic theory, philosophy, or current event which is really important but most people don't know. Mostly history. Rather than focusing on the basic background as in Getting to Know, this series focuses on the small details people often get wrong.
Format: Podcasts, Writing, Video
Let's Read/Let’s Watch/Let’s Play
You can experience a work with us (or maybe just me, it depends on the work). This is where either record ourselves reading a book, watch an episode of a tv show and record our immediate response, or do a let’s play.
Format: Podcasts
Reviewing Things We Haven't Seen
Either Dot or I attempt to review a work, be it a book, movie, game what ever...without ever actually seeing it, just going off pop cultural osmosis.
Also Patreon tells me that 99.5% of the top earning creators use this section to thank their fans and patrons, and as you all know, I never argue with popular trends. Thank you for everything.

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Tiers
Friendly Stranger
$1 or more per month
  • You get access to patron-only content, such as behind-the-scenes info.
  • You can vote in patron-only polls.
  • You are now my friend.
  • I have a dollar now.
Acquaintance
$3 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can ask a question for the monthly FAQ podcast (only one because otherwise things might get crazy).
  • You can ask questions for written responses (there isn't a limit on this obviously) 
  • You are still my friend.
  • I can get some oreos.
Colleagues
$5 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You get early access to the monthly FAQ podcast.
  • You can make a request for:
    • DiceCast 
    • Off Our Chests
    • Random Ramblings
    • Works We Haven't Seen
    • Debunking the Stupid 
    • X vs. Y 
    • Fatal Flaw (Works 30 mins in length or so, i.e. short film, indie game, short story).
  • We continue to be friends.
  • I can buy milk now.
Casual Friend
$7 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request a longer work for Fatal Flaw (3 hours in length or less, i.e. most films, shortish games, a few issue comic series)
  • You can request a subject for a Getting to Know episode.
  • You can make a request for Blast to the Past.
  • You can pick a joke for Explaining the Joke.
  • You can request tabletop RPG books for Fatal Flaw or Dicecast.
  • +17 Friendship.
  • I get some bread.
Core Friend
$10 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • Your name will be put on a monthly thank you post and mentioned in the monthly FAQ Podcast.
  • You can request a work up 6 hours long for Fatal Flaw (some miniseries, a movie and its sequel, a novella, increasingly longer games, etc.).
  • You can request that I expand on an earlier point or argument I've made in the past in more detail or in a different format (i.e. written to podcast).
  • You unlock my personal quest
  • I can buy some ham to go with the bread.
Hardcore Friend
$15 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • We will read your names (however silly or ridiculous) at the end of our podcasts. 
  • Can request we review something up to 12 hours in length for Fatal Flaw 
  • You can request something for Second Draft.
  • We will put cryptic messages from you into our podcasts. 
  • You can request something for Neglected Knowledge (if I don't actually know the information, I will try to research it. If it's way out of my field I may ask you to make a second request).
  • Our friendship flows deep like a river.
Deathcore Friend
$20 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • Backers of this tier can ask up to 12 FAQ questions per month.
  • You can request something for Second Draft.
  • You can make a personalized request for us to talk about any topic.
  • You can make a request that we do Fatal Flaw...for a critic, like the Nostalgia Critic or Zero Puncuation
  • You can request a 40-hour video game, a Tabletop RPG, or a decent length TV Show/anime/comic series for Fatal Flaw.
  • You unlock my special, friendship-based ability. 
  • I has a full meal now.
Best Friends
$30 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • I'll make you a personalized thank you.
  • You can request a 60 hour piece of media for Fatal Flaw, a full tabletop RPG system, or a new game which I can only buy at full price.
  • You can make requests for Boy I Don't Know (This is expensive because otherwise I'll get swamped with awful stuff and become depressed).  
  • Our friendship bond now burns like a roaring fire. 
  • Regular meals are fun.
  • The Rewards become increasingly silly at this point.  
Super Best Friends
$40 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request a novel or 130 hour series for Fatal Flaw (think Buffy length).
  • You can make two requests per month for any show.
  • You can force us to revisit an earlier opinion to account for a new argument or alternative perspective that you offer/link too.
  • Our bond of friendship allows us to win children's card games.  
  • I can open my fridge and find actual food in there.
Best Friends 4EVAR
$50 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request that I respond to a specific video or essay for Debunking the Stupid.
  • You can request something for Let's Read (be aware there is a long backlog but if you make the request, we will get to it eventually).
  • You can request that we argue devil's advocate for any point we have ever made on record.
  • You unlock my terribly animated romance scene.
  • I can start to fix things up around the apartment.
Fireforged Friends
$75 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request a book for Debunking the Stupid.
  • I can pay off some of the major debts in my life.
  • If anybody at all does this, we will do Supernatural for Fatal Flaw, all 12 (13?) seasons of it.
  • My default outfit changes and I move into your house.
  • Seriously I can actually fix important problems in my life.  
Blood Brothers/Sisters/Siblings
$100 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request the creation of a whole new show.
  • You can request mods, fan fiction, or fan videos for Fatal Flaw.
  • I will dedicate the month to you.  All works made this month are dedicated to you.
  • You can give us a story idea and we will storyboard it on air.
  • The power of our friendship means you can bring me back from the dead after my heroic sacrifice.
  • I get to do things with my life.
Bearer of the Mantle of Friendship, Guardian of Camaraderie
$150 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request that we watch truly terrible stuff and then record our reactions.
  • You can request stuff for Fatal Flaw which doesn't actually exist.
  • You can request we do Fatal Flaw for abstract concepts.
  • You can request long dead English dynasties for Fatal Flaw.
  • Our friendship is so great that you can unlock a secret magic sword which is the best item in the game.
  • At this point I can pay off student loans. 
Champion of Jolly Cooperation
$500 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • We will do Atlas Shrugged for Let's Read.  Because there is no way I will again attempt to read that book other than someone paying me $500.
  • Our friendship has morphed into a magical unicorn who is also a bonus boss. Seriously, you want to grind for this one.  
  • I can send an email to my parents telling them that having strong opinions on the internet does actually pay.
  • Also if you can give me 500 dollars, you are basically a real life medevial Patron
Friends don't let friends read Atlas Shrugged
$15,000 or more per month
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • I will do Atlas Shrugged for Fatal Flaw. Yes, I will pretend that Atlas Shrugged is a fatally flawed book rather than the worse thing ever made by a person for $15,000. That is the price of my soul.
  • Our friendship has become a legendary tale told throughout the ages, except it hasn't, because nobody is actually going to do this reward.
  • At this point, this becomes my full time job.  Because screw it.
  • FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!!
  • You don't actually exist.