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Friendly Stranger
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
  • You get access to patron-only content, such as behind-the-scenes info.
  • You can vote in patron-only polls.
  • You are now my friend.
  • I have a dollar now.
Acquaintance
$3 or more per month 3 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can ask a question for the monthly FAQ podcast (only one because otherwise things might get crazy).
  • You can ask questions for written responses (there isn't a limit on this obviously) 
  • You are still my friend.
  • I can get some oreos.
Colleagues
$5 or more per month 2 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You get early access to the monthly FAQ podcast.
  • You can make a request for:
    • DiceCast 
    • Off Our Chests
    • Random Ramblings
    • Works We Haven't Seen
    • Debunking the Stupid 
    • X vs. Y 
    • Fatal Flaw (Works 30 mins in length or so, i.e. short film, indie game, short story).
  • We continue to be friends.
  • I can buy milk now.
Casual Friend
$7 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request a longer work for Fatal Flaw (3 hours in length or less, i.e. most films, shortish games, a few issue comic series)
  • You can request a subject for a Getting to Know episode.
  • You can make a request for Blast to the Past.
  • You can pick a joke for Explaining the Joke.
  • You can request tabletop RPG books for Fatal Flaw or Dicecast.
  • +17 Friendship.
  • I get some bread.
Core Friend
$10 or more per month 1 patron
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • Your name will be put on a monthly thank you post and mentioned in the monthly FAQ Podcast.
  • You can request a work up 6 hours long for Fatal Flaw (some miniseries, a movie and its sequel, a novella, increasingly longer games, etc.).
  • You can request that I expand on an earlier point or argument I've made in the past in more detail or in a different format (i.e. written to podcast).
  • You unlock my personal quest
  • I can buy some ham to go with the bread.
Hardcore Friend
$15 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • We will read your names (however silly or ridiculous) at the end of our podcasts. 
  • Can request we review something up to 12 hours in length for Fatal Flaw 
  • You can request something for Second Draft.
  • We will put cryptic messages from you into our podcasts. 
  • You can request something for Neglected Knowledge (if I don't actually know the information, I will try to research it. If it's way out of my field I may ask you to make a second request).
  • Our friendship flows deep like a river.
Deathcore Friend
$20 or more per month 1 patron
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • Backers of this tier can ask up to 12 FAQ questions per month.
  • You can request something for Second Draft.
  • You can make a personalized request for us to talk about any topic.
  • You can make a request that we do Fatal Flaw...for a critic, like the Nostalgia Critic or Zero Puncuation
  • You can request a 40-hour video game, a Tabletop RPG, or a decent length TV Show/anime/comic series for Fatal Flaw.
  • You unlock my special, friendship-based ability. 
  • I has a full meal now.
Best Friends
$30 or more per month 1 patron
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • I'll make you a personalized thank you.
  • You can request a 60 hour piece of media for Fatal Flaw, a full tabletop RPG system, or a new game which I can only buy at full price.
  • You can make requests for Boy I Don't Know (This is expensive because otherwise I'll get swamped with awful stuff and become depressed).  
  • Our friendship bond now burns like a roaring fire. 
  • Regular meals are fun.
  • The Rewards become increasingly silly at this point.  
Super Best Friends
$40 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request a novel or 130 hour series for Fatal Flaw (think Buffy length).
  • You can make two requests per month for any show.
  • You can force us to revisit an earlier opinion to account for a new argument or alternative perspective that you offer/link too.
  • Our bond of friendship allows us to win children's card games.  
  • I can open my fridge and find actual food in there.
Best Friends 4EVAR
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request that I respond to a specific video or essay for Debunking the Stupid.
  • You can request something for Let's Read (be aware there is a long backlog but if you make the request, we will get to it eventually).
  • You can request that we argue devil's advocate for any point we have ever made on record.
  • You unlock my terribly animated romance scene.
  • I can start to fix things up around the apartment.
Fireforged Friends
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request a book for Debunking the Stupid.
  • I can pay off some of the major debts in my life.
  • If anybody at all does this, we will do Supernatural for Fatal Flaw, all 12 (13?) seasons of it.
  • My default outfit changes and I move into your house.
  • Seriously I can actually fix important problems in my life.  
Blood Brothers/Sisters/Siblings
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request the creation of a whole new show.
  • You can request mods, fan fiction, or fan videos for Fatal Flaw.
  • I will dedicate the month to you.  All works made this month are dedicated to you.
  • You can give us a story idea and we will storyboard it on air.
  • The power of our friendship means you can bring me back from the dead after my heroic sacrifice.
  • I get to do things with my life.
Bearer of the Mantle of Friendship, Guardian of Camaraderie
$150 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request that we watch truly terrible stuff and then record our reactions.
  • You can request stuff for Fatal Flaw which doesn't actually exist.
  • You can request we do Fatal Flaw for abstract concepts.
  • You can request long dead English dynasties for Fatal Flaw.
  • Our friendship is so great that you can unlock a secret magic sword which is the best item in the game.
  • At this point I can pay off student loans. 
Champion of Jolly Cooperation
$500 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • We will do Atlas Shrugged for Let's Read.  Because there is no way I will again attempt to read that book other than someone paying me $500.
  • Our friendship has morphed into a magical unicorn who is also a bonus boss. Seriously, you want to grind for this one.  
  • I can send an email to my parents telling them that having strong opinions on the internet does actually pay.
  • Also if you can give me 500 dollars, you are basically a real life medevial Patron
Friends don't let friends read Atlas Shrugged
$15,000 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • I will do Atlas Shrugged for Fatal Flaw. Yes, I will pretend that Atlas Shrugged is a fatally flawed book rather than the worse thing ever made by a person for $15,000. That is the price of my soul.
  • Our friendship has become a legendary tale told throughout the ages, except it hasn't, because nobody is actually going to do this reward.
  • At this point, this becomes my full time job.  Because screw it.
  • FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!!
  • You don't actually exist.  
Rewards
Friendly Stranger
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
  • You get access to patron-only content, such as behind-the-scenes info.
  • You can vote in patron-only polls.
  • You are now my friend.
  • I have a dollar now.
Acquaintance
$3 or more per month 3 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can ask a question for the monthly FAQ podcast (only one because otherwise things might get crazy).
  • You can ask questions for written responses (there isn't a limit on this obviously) 
  • You are still my friend.
  • I can get some oreos.
Colleagues
$5 or more per month 2 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You get early access to the monthly FAQ podcast.
  • You can make a request for:
    • DiceCast 
    • Off Our Chests
    • Random Ramblings
    • Works We Haven't Seen
    • Debunking the Stupid 
    • X vs. Y 
    • Fatal Flaw (Works 30 mins in length or so, i.e. short film, indie game, short story).
  • We continue to be friends.
  • I can buy milk now.
Casual Friend
$7 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request a longer work for Fatal Flaw (3 hours in length or less, i.e. most films, shortish games, a few issue comic series)
  • You can request a subject for a Getting to Know episode.
  • You can make a request for Blast to the Past.
  • You can pick a joke for Explaining the Joke.
  • You can request tabletop RPG books for Fatal Flaw or Dicecast.
  • +17 Friendship.
  • I get some bread.
Core Friend
$10 or more per month 1 patron
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • Your name will be put on a monthly thank you post and mentioned in the monthly FAQ Podcast.
  • You can request a work up 6 hours long for Fatal Flaw (some miniseries, a movie and its sequel, a novella, increasingly longer games, etc.).
  • You can request that I expand on an earlier point or argument I've made in the past in more detail or in a different format (i.e. written to podcast).
  • You unlock my personal quest
  • I can buy some ham to go with the bread.
Hardcore Friend
$15 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • We will read your names (however silly or ridiculous) at the end of our podcasts. 
  • Can request we review something up to 12 hours in length for Fatal Flaw 
  • You can request something for Second Draft.
  • We will put cryptic messages from you into our podcasts. 
  • You can request something for Neglected Knowledge (if I don't actually know the information, I will try to research it. If it's way out of my field I may ask you to make a second request).
  • Our friendship flows deep like a river.
Deathcore Friend
$20 or more per month 1 patron
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • Backers of this tier can ask up to 12 FAQ questions per month.
  • You can request something for Second Draft.
  • You can make a personalized request for us to talk about any topic.
  • You can make a request that we do Fatal Flaw...for a critic, like the Nostalgia Critic or Zero Puncuation
  • You can request a 40-hour video game, a Tabletop RPG, or a decent length TV Show/anime/comic series for Fatal Flaw.
  • You unlock my special, friendship-based ability. 
  • I has a full meal now.
Best Friends
$30 or more per month 1 patron
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • I'll make you a personalized thank you.
  • You can request a 60 hour piece of media for Fatal Flaw, a full tabletop RPG system, or a new game which I can only buy at full price.
  • You can make requests for Boy I Don't Know (This is expensive because otherwise I'll get swamped with awful stuff and become depressed).  
  • Our friendship bond now burns like a roaring fire. 
  • Regular meals are fun.
  • The Rewards become increasingly silly at this point.  
Super Best Friends
$40 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request a novel or 130 hour series for Fatal Flaw (think Buffy length).
  • You can make two requests per month for any show.
  • You can force us to revisit an earlier opinion to account for a new argument or alternative perspective that you offer/link too.
  • Our bond of friendship allows us to win children's card games.  
  • I can open my fridge and find actual food in there.
Best Friends 4EVAR
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request that I respond to a specific video or essay for Debunking the Stupid.
  • You can request something for Let's Read (be aware there is a long backlog but if you make the request, we will get to it eventually).
  • You can request that we argue devil's advocate for any point we have ever made on record.
  • You unlock my terribly animated romance scene.
  • I can start to fix things up around the apartment.
Fireforged Friends
$75 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request a book for Debunking the Stupid.
  • I can pay off some of the major debts in my life.
  • If anybody at all does this, we will do Supernatural for Fatal Flaw, all 12 (13?) seasons of it.
  • My default outfit changes and I move into your house.
  • Seriously I can actually fix important problems in my life.  
Blood Brothers/Sisters/Siblings
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request the creation of a whole new show.
  • You can request mods, fan fiction, or fan videos for Fatal Flaw.
  • I will dedicate the month to you.  All works made this month are dedicated to you.
  • You can give us a story idea and we will storyboard it on air.
  • The power of our friendship means you can bring me back from the dead after my heroic sacrifice.
  • I get to do things with my life.
Bearer of the Mantle of Friendship, Guardian of Camaraderie
$150 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • You can request that we watch truly terrible stuff and then record our reactions.
  • You can request stuff for Fatal Flaw which doesn't actually exist.
  • You can request we do Fatal Flaw for abstract concepts.
  • You can request long dead English dynasties for Fatal Flaw.
  • Our friendship is so great that you can unlock a secret magic sword which is the best item in the game.
  • At this point I can pay off student loans. 
Champion of Jolly Cooperation
$500 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • We will do Atlas Shrugged for Let's Read.  Because there is no way I will again attempt to read that book other than someone paying me $500.
  • Our friendship has morphed into a magical unicorn who is also a bonus boss. Seriously, you want to grind for this one.  
  • I can send an email to my parents telling them that having strong opinions on the internet does actually pay.
  • Also if you can give me 500 dollars, you are basically a real life medevial Patron
Friends don't let friends read Atlas Shrugged
$15,000 or more per month 0 patrons
In addition to all previous rewards:
  • I will do Atlas Shrugged for Fatal Flaw. Yes, I will pretend that Atlas Shrugged is a fatally flawed book rather than the worse thing ever made by a person for $15,000. That is the price of my soul.
  • Our friendship has become a legendary tale told throughout the ages, except it hasn't, because nobody is actually going to do this reward.
  • At this point, this becomes my full time job.  Because screw it.
  • FIFTEEN THOUSAND DOLLARS!!
  • You don't actually exist.