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Hello.

Thanks for checking out my page. I'm a very humble guy, who also happens to make the best and most incredible comics in the entire world. 

First of, let's clear the air a bit. I know what you're thinking; the term "patron" is so sterile, so soulless. Let's use the term "lover" in place of it from now on!

I owe my entire life to the people who have supported me here. If there is an afterlife, I'm going to either spend it high-fiving the "lovers" who've supported me, or burning alive forever for having devoted my entire life to drawing smut and garbage. It's about a 50/50 chance, so if you want a shot at some of those high fives, please consider becoming a "lover".

Take a gander at the great reward tiers over there if you get the chance, otherwise, thanks for stopping by!

I love you,
Zach "ZMS" Stafford
AKA "Backwards hat guy due to perpetual coolness and a touch of severe male pattern baldness" 


Tiers
TOMORROW'S COMIC, TODAY!
$1 or more per month
Using forbidden, perverse magics which twist and molest the laws of nature, you can peer into the future and see the comics a day before they're posted! Someday, the universe will self correct by deleting you from history, but today you get to enjoy crappy, crudely drawn comics before anyone else.

Also, I'll put your name on the site and in books and at the end of animations and stuff. 
SHIT COMICS, TODAY!
$3 or more per month
Every comic I draw will be posted to this tier. These comics will have the label [SHIT] in the title, to differentiate them from others I've deemed unshit. Patrons of this tier will also have access to the 1 dollar tier, as well as the right to criticize and berate my shit comics.
MONTHLY LETTER
$10 or more per month
Each month, patrons in this tier will receive a lil' letter in the mail containing a printed card and some goodies, such as stickers or whatever I can find on the ground near my desk. The stickers are often unsavory and awful, please don't let the police find them.

You also get access to the 1 and 3 dollar tiers!
MONTHLY LETTER + MONTHLY DOODLE
$15 or more per month
With this tier, inside the envelope of the aforementioned letter from the $10 tier you will receive a small hand drawn doodle each month that you can pin to your shirt, or glue to your car, or shove up your butt or whatever the hell you wanna do with it! It's yours! (Secret: Sometimes these contain actual comics! waowawowwo)

You also get the stuff from all the other tiers! You did it!
Goals
74% complete
At 2500 dollars, content every day, even if somebody has to die for it.
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Hello.

Thanks for checking out my page. I'm a very humble guy, who also happens to make the best and most incredible comics in the entire world. 

First of, let's clear the air a bit. I know what you're thinking; the term "patron" is so sterile, so soulless. Let's use the term "lover" in place of it from now on!

I owe my entire life to the people who have supported me here. If there is an afterlife, I'm going to either spend it high-fiving the "lovers" who've supported me, or burning alive forever for having devoted my entire life to drawing smut and garbage. It's about a 50/50 chance, so if you want a shot at some of those high fives, please consider becoming a "lover".

Take a gander at the great reward tiers over there if you get the chance, otherwise, thanks for stopping by!

I love you,
Zach "ZMS" Stafford
AKA "Backwards hat guy due to perpetual coolness and a touch of severe male pattern baldness" 


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Tiers
TOMORROW'S COMIC, TODAY!
$1 or more per month
Using forbidden, perverse magics which twist and molest the laws of nature, you can peer into the future and see the comics a day before they're posted! Someday, the universe will self correct by deleting you from history, but today you get to enjoy crappy, crudely drawn comics before anyone else.

Also, I'll put your name on the site and in books and at the end of animations and stuff. 
SHIT COMICS, TODAY!
$3 or more per month
Every comic I draw will be posted to this tier. These comics will have the label [SHIT] in the title, to differentiate them from others I've deemed unshit. Patrons of this tier will also have access to the 1 dollar tier, as well as the right to criticize and berate my shit comics.
MONTHLY LETTER
$10 or more per month
Each month, patrons in this tier will receive a lil' letter in the mail containing a printed card and some goodies, such as stickers or whatever I can find on the ground near my desk. The stickers are often unsavory and awful, please don't let the police find them.

You also get access to the 1 and 3 dollar tiers!
MONTHLY LETTER + MONTHLY DOODLE
$15 or more per month
With this tier, inside the envelope of the aforementioned letter from the $10 tier you will receive a small hand drawn doodle each month that you can pin to your shirt, or glue to your car, or shove up your butt or whatever the hell you wanna do with it! It's yours! (Secret: Sometimes these contain actual comics! waowawowwo)

You also get the stuff from all the other tiers! You did it!