
Zach
Zach
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FUTURE COMIC SQUAD


Using forbidden, perverse magics which twist and molest the laws of nature, you can peer into the future and see the comics a day before they're posted! Someday, the universe will self correct by deleting you from history, but today you get to enjoy crappy, crudely drawn comics before anyone else.
Not only do you get to see tomorrow's comics, but you also get to see super terrible comics I won't post anywhere else! Typically, most of the posts I make here are these types of ultra hyper shit comics.
GREEN LETTER SQUAD


The goodies in the BAWG contain:
• A sexy stickersheet with a bunch of new high quality stickers, usually based on the past months comics!
• A beautifully crafted fridge magnet with one of the comics on it!
• A newsletter with an editorial written by me, along with several Horoscopes and a bunch of other crap!
You also get everything from the 1 dollar squad! :O
GREEN LETTER DOODLE ELITE SQUAD
Sold out!


Each Bright Ass Wasabi Green-envelope (BAWG) in this Elite tier includes:
• A handdrawn, one-of-a-kind sketch! Often just straight up a comic from the past month or a personalized comic with your name or something in it.
• A stickersheet with a bunch of high quality stickers, usually based on the past months comics!
• A fuckin' sweet as tits magnet with one of the comics on it!
• A newsletter containing very important anecdotes and very real Horoscopes based on legitimate fake sciences that I made up.
You also get the stuff from all the other squads! You did it!
NOTE: This tier is limited since I can only manage to make about that many comics in a month and would vanish from existence if I tried to make any more. If you check back around the first of the month sometimes people will drop out and you might be able to snag a spot!! wowee!
FUTURE COMIC SQUAD


Using forbidden, perverse magics which twist and molest the laws of nature, you can peer into the future and see the comics a day before they're posted! Someday, the universe will self correct by deleting you from history, but today you get to enjoy crappy, crudely drawn comics before anyone else.
Not only do you get to see tomorrow's comics, but you also get to see super terrible comics I won't post anywhere else! Typically, most of the posts I make here are these types of ultra hyper shit comics.
GREEN LETTER SQUAD


The goodies in the BAWG contain:
• A sexy stickersheet with a bunch of new high quality stickers, usually based on the past months comics!
• A beautifully crafted fridge magnet with one of the comics on it!
• A newsletter with an editorial written by me, along with several Horoscopes and a bunch of other crap!
You also get everything from the 1 dollar squad! :O
GREEN LETTER DOODLE ELITE SQUAD
Sold out!


Each Bright Ass Wasabi Green-envelope (BAWG) in this Elite tier includes:
• A handdrawn, one-of-a-kind sketch! Often just straight up a comic from the past month or a personalized comic with your name or something in it.
• A stickersheet with a bunch of high quality stickers, usually based on the past months comics!
• A fuckin' sweet as tits magnet with one of the comics on it!
• A newsletter containing very important anecdotes and very real Horoscopes based on legitimate fake sciences that I made up.
You also get the stuff from all the other squads! You did it!
NOTE: This tier is limited since I can only manage to make about that many comics in a month and would vanish from existence if I tried to make any more. If you check back around the first of the month sometimes people will drop out and you might be able to snag a spot!! wowee!