Florida Men are creating Podcasts
4

patrons

$7
per month
The Shady Side of the Sunshine State

We are a couple of guys from the Sunshine State and every week we share stories about America's most prolific criminal: Florida Man.

Part true crime, part comedy, all weird. This show is about the kind of shtuff that only happens in the state where everybody is crazy from the heat.

Join us today and gain access to the back catalog of patron-only episodes, as well as early access to every new episode as soon as it is finished. 
Tiers
Jacksonville
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
Barely in Florida, Jacksonville is basically Georgia. 


This is the least you can do, and the least we can do is thank you in the next episode. So that's what we will do if you join us at this level. 


If you promise to behave, we will also give you access to the Patron-only episodes.

Tampa
$2 or more per month 1 patron
Tampa is the New Jersey of Florida, complete with urban sprawl, strip clubs, and bad theme parks. 


When you join at this level, we will give you:


  • Early access to every new episode
  • Access to Patron-only episodes
  • Discounts on tickets and merchandise
  • A personal thanks from us on the next episode
Tallahassee
$5 or more per month 1 patron
Tallahassee is the capital of Florida. Other than the government bureaucracy and FSU football games, there's not much else. 


This tier is equivalent to Tallahassee's "splendor": 


  • Advertisement-free episodes
  • Access to studio outtake recordings
  • Everything at the Tampa level
Daytona
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Daytona is good for only two types of people: spring breakers and NASCAR fans. It's like Orlando for poor people.


Join us at this level, and you will get: 


  • Random occasional gift packs mailed to you
  • Everything at the Tallahassee level
Orlando
$15 or more per month 0 patrons
Orlando is where most outsiders first experience Florida. They also pay extra high prices in the theme parks for things they could get much cheaper if they planned ahead. 


Join us at this level, and you will get: 


  • Random occasional gift packs mailed to you (but with nicer stuff than the Daytona people get)
  • Everything at the Tallahassee level
Miami
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
Miami is where the beautiful people live, so we are only allowed to visit. 

 

If you are a beautiful person and join us at this level, you will receive: 


  • A recording of The Ballad of Florida Man with an extra verse written and personalized about you
  • Everything at the Orlando level
Naples
$10,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Naples is home to more millionaires per capita than any other city in Florida. 

 

If you have more money than brains and like to  t̶h̶r̶o̶w̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶a̶w̶a̶y̶ give it to podcasters, sign up for this tier and we will: 


  • Fly to your city (North America or Caribbean Islands only) to record a live episode in your home or venue of your choosing
  • Everything at the Miami level
Goals
4 of 10 patrons
If we have 10 patrons, we will be able to upgrade our podcast hosting package, so we will increase the show length to an hour per episode.
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The Shady Side of the Sunshine State

We are a couple of guys from the Sunshine State and every week we share stories about America's most prolific criminal: Florida Man.

Part true crime, part comedy, all weird. This show is about the kind of shtuff that only happens in the state where everybody is crazy from the heat.

Join us today and gain access to the back catalog of patron-only episodes, as well as early access to every new episode as soon as it is finished. 

Recent posts by Florida Men

Tiers
Jacksonville
$1 or more per month 2 patrons
Barely in Florida, Jacksonville is basically Georgia. 


This is the least you can do, and the least we can do is thank you in the next episode. So that's what we will do if you join us at this level. 


If you promise to behave, we will also give you access to the Patron-only episodes.

Tampa
$2 or more per month 1 patron
Tampa is the New Jersey of Florida, complete with urban sprawl, strip clubs, and bad theme parks. 


When you join at this level, we will give you:


  • Early access to every new episode
  • Access to Patron-only episodes
  • Discounts on tickets and merchandise
  • A personal thanks from us on the next episode
Tallahassee
$5 or more per month 1 patron
Tallahassee is the capital of Florida. Other than the government bureaucracy and FSU football games, there's not much else. 


This tier is equivalent to Tallahassee's "splendor": 


  • Advertisement-free episodes
  • Access to studio outtake recordings
  • Everything at the Tampa level
Daytona
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Daytona is good for only two types of people: spring breakers and NASCAR fans. It's like Orlando for poor people.


Join us at this level, and you will get: 


  • Random occasional gift packs mailed to you
  • Everything at the Tallahassee level
Orlando
$15 or more per month 0 patrons
Orlando is where most outsiders first experience Florida. They also pay extra high prices in the theme parks for things they could get much cheaper if they planned ahead. 


Join us at this level, and you will get: 


  • Random occasional gift packs mailed to you (but with nicer stuff than the Daytona people get)
  • Everything at the Tallahassee level
Miami
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
Miami is where the beautiful people live, so we are only allowed to visit. 

 

If you are a beautiful person and join us at this level, you will receive: 


  • A recording of The Ballad of Florida Man with an extra verse written and personalized about you
  • Everything at the Orlando level
Naples
$10,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Naples is home to more millionaires per capita than any other city in Florida. 

 

If you have more money than brains and like to  t̶h̶r̶o̶w̶ ̶i̶t̶ ̶a̶w̶a̶y̶ give it to podcasters, sign up for this tier and we will: 


  • Fly to your city (North America or Caribbean Islands only) to record a live episode in your home or venue of your choosing
  • Everything at the Miami level