Fudgey

is creating half-arsed internet content that you'll probably enjoy.

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Writing silly things, making funny videos and doing extremely shoddy photoshopping is all well and good, but when you're a grown up with a bossy missus and 3 kids, you kinda have to prioritise and justify the time, effort and money involved.

Now, I'd love to be able to write, present a vlog, do reviews of things I actually want (rather than things that are randomly sent by chinese amazon companies) and for that I need you help.

I need a reason to say to Gem "Ahh, but look! These people are paying me to do this! They want to see me survive for a month eating only Frozen branded products! They want me to go to London to complain about the prices! They want a second book writing!"

So, yeah, you're basically enabling me. Thanks.
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A Big Sweaty Thank You!
$3 or more per month
I am super grateful and oh, I dunno, I will be your bessie mate for ever or something
Yayyyyy!
$10 or more per month
First access to stuff, maybe extra bonus stuff if it exists.


I will tell everyone on Twitter you are sexy.

Holy flipping wow!
$20 or more per month
Wow! Er... thanks. What do you want? I'm basically your whore now. Not sexually, you understand, just that I will actually listen to your potentially stupid ideas and pay attention to your needs and urges. 


Or yeah, sexual.


Whichever is easier.

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I will buy myself a whoopee cushion costume off of the Amazon and wear it for a video of some sort. Yeah, you know you want it.
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Writing silly things, making funny videos and doing extremely shoddy photoshopping is all well and good, but when you're a grown up with a bossy missus and 3 kids, you kinda have to prioritise and justify the time, effort and money involved.

Now, I'd love to be able to write, present a vlog, do reviews of things I actually want (rather than things that are randomly sent by chinese amazon companies) and for that I need you help.

I need a reason to say to Gem "Ahh, but look! These people are paying me to do this! They want to see me survive for a month eating only Frozen branded products! They want me to go to London to complain about the prices! They want a second book writing!"

So, yeah, you're basically enabling me. Thanks.

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Tiers
A Big Sweaty Thank You!
$3 or more per month
I am super grateful and oh, I dunno, I will be your bessie mate for ever or something
Yayyyyy!
$10 or more per month
First access to stuff, maybe extra bonus stuff if it exists.


I will tell everyone on Twitter you are sexy.

Holy flipping wow!
$20 or more per month
Wow! Er... thanks. What do you want? I'm basically your whore now. Not sexually, you understand, just that I will actually listen to your potentially stupid ideas and pay attention to your needs and urges. 


Or yeah, sexual.


Whichever is easier.