Fudgey

is creating half-arsed internet content that you'll probably enjoy.

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Writing silly things, making funny videos and doing extremely shoddy photoshopping is all well and good, but when you're a grown up with a bossy missus and 3 kids, you kinda have to prioritise and justify the time, effort and money involved.

Now, I'd love to be able to write, present a vlog, do reviews of things I actually want (rather than things that are randomly sent by chinese amazon companies) and for that I need you help.

I need a reason to say to Gem "Ahh, but look! These people are paying me to do this! They want to see me survive for a month eating only Frozen branded products! They want me to go to London to complain about the prices! They want a second book writing!"

So, yeah, you're basically enabling me. Thanks.
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A Big Sweaty Thank You!
$3 or more per month
I am super grateful and oh, I dunno, I will be your bessie mate for ever or something
Yayyyyy!
$10 or more per month
First access to stuff, maybe extra bonus stuff if it exists.


I will tell everyone on Twitter you are sexy.

Holy flipping wow!
$20 or more per month
Wow! Er... thanks. What do you want? I'm basically your whore now. Not sexually, you understand, just that I will actually listen to your potentially stupid ideas and pay attention to your needs and urges. 


Or yeah, sexual.


Whichever is easier.

Writing silly things, making funny videos and doing extremely shoddy photoshopping is all well and good, but when you're a grown up with a bossy missus and 3 kids, you kinda have to prioritise and justify the time, effort and money involved.

Now, I'd love to be able to write, present a vlog, do reviews of things I actually want (rather than things that are randomly sent by chinese amazon companies) and for that I need you help.

I need a reason to say to Gem "Ahh, but look! These people are paying me to do this! They want to see me survive for a month eating only Frozen branded products! They want me to go to London to complain about the prices! They want a second book writing!"

So, yeah, you're basically enabling me. Thanks.

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Tiers
A Big Sweaty Thank You!
$3 or more per month
I am super grateful and oh, I dunno, I will be your bessie mate for ever or something
Yayyyyy!
$10 or more per month
First access to stuff, maybe extra bonus stuff if it exists.


I will tell everyone on Twitter you are sexy.

Holy flipping wow!
$20 or more per month
Wow! Er... thanks. What do you want? I'm basically your whore now. Not sexually, you understand, just that I will actually listen to your potentially stupid ideas and pay attention to your needs and urges. 


Or yeah, sexual.


Whichever is easier.