all access guest pass to my secret dark soul
For as little as $2 a month you will have access to a wealth of whatever comes out of my broken brain at least three times a week, and my genuine gratitude.
All Access Guest Pass Extra
For $3, you will have the same all-access guest pass, my sincere gratitude and the nice feeling that you are contributing more than the lowest amount possible. That's worth an extra dollar, right?
All access guest pass and even more gratitude
For $5 a month you will have the aforementioned all access guest pass, plus you will get a personal, grateful and possibly overwrought thank you email from me.