Gail Chord Schuler

is creating videos to document her life and adventures fighting the Jesuits.

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Movie Night and Livestreams

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Access to group movie night and livestreams with The Empress. Early access to YouTube videos, and occasional perks such as audio books. Upon request, your name will be included at the end of some videos to thank you for your support. You will also be recognized as a patron in the official discord server!
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Exclusive Content

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You get access to exclusive content including videos of Gail's daily walks, and access to a growing repository of unreleased exclusive content that's never before been leaked to fans.

This tier includes all the benefits of the lower tier.
Includes Discord benefits

Church of Gail Member

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Become an official Church of Gail member, join Gail's Men in future adventures, and get insider access to Church of Gail Member discord chats. Your name will be mentioned by Empress Gail on YouTube when you are involved in major events. Members will be teleported to their own spacious quarters aboard The Church of Gail when they sleep, and will be given exclusive access to Brain-to-Brain servers when they masturbate. This level of support will grant you a high honor, but includes great personal risk.

By selecting this tier, you are willing to die for Gail and become a target of the Jesuit Order. You herefor accept all possible risks of Jesuit attack including cloning, brain control, bukkake, rape by exotic animals, fisting, being kidnapped and shipped off to the Jesuit Homosexual Compound, midgets being shoved up your butt, penis mutilation, forced sex change operations, telepathic impregnation, or other injury or trauma as a result of depraved Jesuit tactics. Furthermore you may be subjected to technological experimentation, large numbers of retards, homoerotic sex, chimpouts, space battles with sentient tacos and burritos, death by fat chicks, or involved in other acts deemed acts of heroism as determined by Gail's Men and Jesus. You have been warned.

And of course, this tier includes all the perks of lower tiers.
Includes Discord benefits




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Welcome aboard. I am Gail Chord Schuler: World Empress, United States President and the favorite person of Jesus Christ. I have a marriage list of famous men who would die for me. Follow me as I document my life and my adventures with my men.

Your patronage helps us fight against the evil Jesuit Order and restore justice and true love to the world.

$5+ | Access to group movie night and livestreams with The Empress, and early YouTube access.
$10+ | Discord perks including behind the scenes content as well as day to day updates from The Empress.
$25+ | Become an official Church of Gail member and join Gail's Men in future episodes.

$123.85 of $150 per month
Something New, Something Borrowed - Jesus says that once I reach $150 in patron support, we're going to see some big new changes.
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