Rafiq Taylor is creating Garbled Twistory
2

patrons

$97
per month
Welcome to the Garbled Twistory Patreon Page!

If you don't know where you are or how you got here, Garbled Twistory is a podcast that's primary objective is to humanize history, through humorizing history. It re-tells history in a way that places special emphasis on the most unusual elements and indiscriminately injects F.U.N by the bucketload!

Now let's talk money. What's your patronage gonna get you?

First of all, if you become a $5-or-more patron you're gonna get complete and exclusive access to AN ENTIRE SEASON of episodes I'm calling Garbled Twistory: A Second Look.

These will essentially be remakes of every episode before the Battle of Long Island, along with entirely new episodes to compliment them, all Patreon Exclusive!

Now comes the fun part.

Everybody that becomes a patron has the opportunity to make me create a bonus episode on any topic you want to suggest! And the priority I place on which suggestions I make episodes from first is based on the amount of money has been put into each one.

There are two ways to get me to make your specifically desired episode:

1. Every suggestion that passes the $100 marker immediately goes into the production process.

2. If a certain suggestion maintains the monetary lead for two months, it goes into production.

So yes! Your patronage does roll-over into the suggestion you make as time goes on! And yes! You can totally donate to other suggestions! And yes! Every suggestion made will be created! You're in control of how soon!

These "suggestion" episodes can be anything and everything! The history of the praying mantis as depicted in the media? No problem! The history of Shadow the Hedgehog? No problem! The history of torture tactics in the middle ages? No problem! (I'll just add a content warning lol.)

At the end of every regular episode, I will state the standings of the bonus content stock market, and I will keep an updated list on this very page!

These "suggestion" episodes are 4/5 Patreon Exclusive! This means that for every fifth "suggestion" episode, one that is chosen at random will go public!

My fate is in your hands! Send me on a wild goose chase!
Tiers
Garbled Fan
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
You get to:


Make a suggestion for a bonus episode!


See all "suggestion" episodes!

Twistory Twister
$5 or more per month 1 patron
You get to: 


Make a suggestion for a bonus episode!


See ALL "suggestion" episodes!


Receive exclusive access to Garbled Twistory: Second Look!

IT'S MY TWISTORY AND I NEED IT NOW!!
$100 or more per month 1 patron
You get to: 


Make a suggestion for a bonus episode that immediately takes priority over all other episode suggestions not in production!! EVERY MONTH!!


See ALL "suggestion" episodes!


Receive exclusive access to Garbled Twistory: Second Look!

Goals
$97 of $192 per month
This is a list of the current standings for bonus content episodes!
  • SPIDER-MAN $10
  • The Haldimand Affair: $0
  • The Northwest Indian War: $0
  • Benedict Arnold: $0
  • The Newburgh Conspiracy: $0
  • History of West Point Academy: $0
  • History of Ohio: $0
  • Oney Judge: $0
  • Southeastern Cremonial Complex $0
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Welcome to the Garbled Twistory Patreon Page!

If you don't know where you are or how you got here, Garbled Twistory is a podcast that's primary objective is to humanize history, through humorizing history. It re-tells history in a way that places special emphasis on the most unusual elements and indiscriminately injects F.U.N by the bucketload!

Now let's talk money. What's your patronage gonna get you?

First of all, if you become a $5-or-more patron you're gonna get complete and exclusive access to AN ENTIRE SEASON of episodes I'm calling Garbled Twistory: A Second Look.

These will essentially be remakes of every episode before the Battle of Long Island, along with entirely new episodes to compliment them, all Patreon Exclusive!

Now comes the fun part.

Everybody that becomes a patron has the opportunity to make me create a bonus episode on any topic you want to suggest! And the priority I place on which suggestions I make episodes from first is based on the amount of money has been put into each one.

There are two ways to get me to make your specifically desired episode:

1. Every suggestion that passes the $100 marker immediately goes into the production process.

2. If a certain suggestion maintains the monetary lead for two months, it goes into production.

So yes! Your patronage does roll-over into the suggestion you make as time goes on! And yes! You can totally donate to other suggestions! And yes! Every suggestion made will be created! You're in control of how soon!

These "suggestion" episodes can be anything and everything! The history of the praying mantis as depicted in the media? No problem! The history of Shadow the Hedgehog? No problem! The history of torture tactics in the middle ages? No problem! (I'll just add a content warning lol.)

At the end of every regular episode, I will state the standings of the bonus content stock market, and I will keep an updated list on this very page!

These "suggestion" episodes are 4/5 Patreon Exclusive! This means that for every fifth "suggestion" episode, one that is chosen at random will go public!

My fate is in your hands! Send me on a wild goose chase!

Recent posts by Rafiq Taylor

Tiers
Garbled Fan
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
You get to:


Make a suggestion for a bonus episode!


See all "suggestion" episodes!

Twistory Twister
$5 or more per month 1 patron
You get to: 


Make a suggestion for a bonus episode!


See ALL "suggestion" episodes!


Receive exclusive access to Garbled Twistory: Second Look!

IT'S MY TWISTORY AND I NEED IT NOW!!
$100 or more per month 1 patron
You get to: 


Make a suggestion for a bonus episode that immediately takes priority over all other episode suggestions not in production!! EVERY MONTH!!


See ALL "suggestion" episodes!


Receive exclusive access to Garbled Twistory: Second Look!