George Waters is creating funny humor columns
15

patrons

$49
per month


Hi, I'm George Waters and I am an award-winning humor essayist. I've written a column in newspapers since 2001. In May of 2018 the budget axe fell, as it seems to more and more often at newspapers these days, so I am out of print, but I really want to continue making people laugh. That's where you come in.

Partner with me here so the world will still be able to read about the antics of my skipping dog (he really does), my random thoughts ("Actual Ben & Jerry's flavor: 'Mission To Marzipan.' Flavor I would like to see: 'Jury Duty Fruity'") and my re-imaginings of famous sayings ("Don't judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes and you can see if he reacts maturely to your stealing his shoes. Then judge away.")

Your partnership with me starts at a buck a month and can be easily cancelled at any time. So come on, back me in my quest to make the world a little lighter place. It needs us. Thank you!
Tiers
Waters Patron
$1 or more per month 5 patrons
Many columns will continue to be free on The Wa Blog as always, but for $1 per month, you will have access to a special humor column each month available only to patrons.
Waters Lover
$3 or more per month 8 patrons
For $3 per month, the Waters Lover will receive access each month to the one of the "best-of-Waters" columns written since 2001, hand selected by me for its funny factor, not seen in years and available nowhere else. Will it be a rant about the scam that is Daylight Saving Time or a riff on that time the skunk exploded under my house? Who can say? 


In addition to this greatest hit, you will also have access to the special patron-level humor column mentioned at the $1 level.

Waters Fanatic
$10 or more per month 1 patron
The Waters Fanatic will be able to listen to an audio file of me performing all of my columns for the past month, and will also receive access to the vintage best-of column mentioned above, and the special exclusive-for-patrons column each month. 
Waters Collaborator
$20 or more per month 2 patrons
For $20 per month, I will incorporate your ideas or topics into one of my columns each month (bearing in mind—family friendly, etc. I know you have some fun ideas. Let me take them and run with them. We'll talk...) The Collaborator will also have access to the audio file, the best-of column and the special patron-only column each month mentioned in the earlier tiers.


Hi, I'm George Waters and I am an award-winning humor essayist. I've written a column in newspapers since 2001. In May of 2018 the budget axe fell, as it seems to more and more often at newspapers these days, so I am out of print, but I really want to continue making people laugh. That's where you come in.

Partner with me here so the world will still be able to read about the antics of my skipping dog (he really does), my random thoughts ("Actual Ben & Jerry's flavor: 'Mission To Marzipan.' Flavor I would like to see: 'Jury Duty Fruity'") and my re-imaginings of famous sayings ("Don't judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes and you can see if he reacts maturely to your stealing his shoes. Then judge away.")

Your partnership with me starts at a buck a month and can be easily cancelled at any time. So come on, back me in my quest to make the world a little lighter place. It needs us. Thank you!

Recent posts by George Waters

Tiers
Waters Patron
$1 or more per month 5 patrons
Many columns will continue to be free on The Wa Blog as always, but for $1 per month, you will have access to a special humor column each month available only to patrons.
Waters Lover
$3 or more per month 8 patrons
For $3 per month, the Waters Lover will receive access each month to the one of the "best-of-Waters" columns written since 2001, hand selected by me for its funny factor, not seen in years and available nowhere else. Will it be a rant about the scam that is Daylight Saving Time or a riff on that time the skunk exploded under my house? Who can say? 


In addition to this greatest hit, you will also have access to the special patron-level humor column mentioned at the $1 level.

Waters Fanatic
$10 or more per month 1 patron
The Waters Fanatic will be able to listen to an audio file of me performing all of my columns for the past month, and will also receive access to the vintage best-of column mentioned above, and the special exclusive-for-patrons column each month. 
Waters Collaborator
$20 or more per month 2 patrons
For $20 per month, I will incorporate your ideas or topics into one of my columns each month (bearing in mind—family friendly, etc. I know you have some fun ideas. Let me take them and run with them. We'll talk...) The Collaborator will also have access to the audio file, the best-of column and the special patron-only column each month mentioned in the earlier tiers.