Guaranteed Video is creating Movies
247

patrons

Neil Cicierega, Ryan Murphy, & Kevin James make movies.

INTERNET MOVIES.


We don't do top-ten lists or reaction videos, we make short films that involve hiring actors, paying for unique locations, costumes, and props. That doesn't even include the amount of time we put into editing and effects work. You know, movie making stuff.


See this? Funny, right? Murder always is. But this movie took days to put together, not to mention $10,000 worth of equipment. Some of our projects have taken nearly a full year to make! Movies are expensive, but Patreon makes them less expensive!

QUESTIONS

Hey, I like your movies but don't have the extra scratch* lying around to support you three. Can I still watch your movies?
Of course you can! We'll be putting all of our movies up online completely for free 48 hours after we publish them for Patrons. But for $1, $2, or $5 a month you'd be getting early access to our movies and, of course, supporting our ability to make them! You can get an inside look behind the scenes at Guaranteed* Video and access to exclusive content we wont put anywhere else.

What is changing? Why are you doing this to me?
We're doing what we've always done but now on a more routine schedule (should this Patreon succeed). The usual, 100% free content we've all produced on YouTube will still be coming out the way it always has (music videos, Creepypastas, mash ups, you name it). With Patreon, we'll now be making more videos than ever! 

Why support you?

We'll give any Patron pledging $2 per creation or more access to our movies at least TWO DAYS IN ADVANCE! On top of that, you can get exclusive behind the scenes materials from the productions of our films. Plus, you'll have that warm 'n fuzzy feeling that comes along with making all of this possible!

Oh, and we're making a free podcast.


GUARANTEED* AUDIO: THE PODCAST

As an added bonus, we'll be producing a monthly podcast FREE TO ALL once our Patreon hits $300! The show will have a revolving roster of guests and topics- some months we'll even have giveaway and stuff! Pretty cool, huh? Listen here on our Patreon feed, on  this RSS feed, or via our YouTube channel. Search for us in iTunesGoogle Play Music, or Player FM!

***

Even the smallest donation helps us make bigger, better films. They allow us to bring on new talent and invest in our projects in a way we simply couldn't do prior to Patreon. Thanks for any support you can give us!
Tiers
Guaranteed* Patron!
$1 or more per creation
  • Ask a question on Guaranteed* Audio's Q+A segment! We'll only pull questions from our Patrons.
  • Access to our Patron-only stream of goodies! 
Guaranteed* Nation!
$2 or more per creation
A $2 subscription gives you early access to our projects! 
  • See our movies at least TWO DAYS EARLY before they go live to the public!
  • Ask a question on Guaranteed* Audio's Q+A segment! We'll only pull questions from our Patrons.
  • Access to our Patron-only stream of goodies! 
Guaranteed* Insider!
$5 or more per creation
  • Gain access to our EXCLUSIVE BEHIND THE SCENES MATERIALS, like commentary tracks, making-of-documentaries, deleted scenes, and more!
  • See our movies at least TWO DAYS EARLY before they go live to the public!
  • Ask a question on Guaranteed* Audio's Q+A segment! We'll only pull questions from our Patrons.
Goals
247 of 500 patrons

Guaranteed* Ad Free!


If we hit 500 Patrons, our skits will go on YouTube AD FREE!

No pre-roll ads, no pop-ups, none of that when you're watching on your TV, your phone, or otherwise.
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Neil Cicierega, Ryan Murphy, & Kevin James make movies.

INTERNET MOVIES.


We don't do top-ten lists or reaction videos, we make short films that involve hiring actors, paying for unique locations, costumes, and props. That doesn't even include the amount of time we put into editing and effects work. You know, movie making stuff.


See this? Funny, right? Murder always is. But this movie took days to put together, not to mention $10,000 worth of equipment. Some of our projects have taken nearly a full year to make! Movies are expensive, but Patreon makes them less expensive!

QUESTIONS

Hey, I like your movies but don't have the extra scratch* lying around to support you three. Can I still watch your movies?
Of course you can! We'll be putting all of our movies up online completely for free 48 hours after we publish them for Patrons. But for $1, $2, or $5 a month you'd be getting early access to our movies and, of course, supporting our ability to make them! You can get an inside look behind the scenes at Guaranteed* Video and access to exclusive content we wont put anywhere else.

What is changing? Why are you doing this to me?
We're doing what we've always done but now on a more routine schedule (should this Patreon succeed). The usual, 100% free content we've all produced on YouTube will still be coming out the way it always has (music videos, Creepypastas, mash ups, you name it). With Patreon, we'll now be making more videos than ever! 

Why support you?

We'll give any Patron pledging $2 per creation or more access to our movies at least TWO DAYS IN ADVANCE! On top of that, you can get exclusive behind the scenes materials from the productions of our films. Plus, you'll have that warm 'n fuzzy feeling that comes along with making all of this possible!

Oh, and we're making a free podcast.


GUARANTEED* AUDIO: THE PODCAST

As an added bonus, we'll be producing a monthly podcast FREE TO ALL once our Patreon hits $300! The show will have a revolving roster of guests and topics- some months we'll even have giveaway and stuff! Pretty cool, huh? Listen here on our Patreon feed, on  this RSS feed, or via our YouTube channel. Search for us in iTunesGoogle Play Music, or Player FM!

***

Even the smallest donation helps us make bigger, better films. They allow us to bring on new talent and invest in our projects in a way we simply couldn't do prior to Patreon. Thanks for any support you can give us!

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Tiers
Guaranteed* Patron!
$1 or more per creation
  • Ask a question on Guaranteed* Audio's Q+A segment! We'll only pull questions from our Patrons.
  • Access to our Patron-only stream of goodies! 
Guaranteed* Nation!
$2 or more per creation
A $2 subscription gives you early access to our projects! 
  • See our movies at least TWO DAYS EARLY before they go live to the public!
  • Ask a question on Guaranteed* Audio's Q+A segment! We'll only pull questions from our Patrons.
  • Access to our Patron-only stream of goodies! 
Guaranteed* Insider!
$5 or more per creation
  • Gain access to our EXCLUSIVE BEHIND THE SCENES MATERIALS, like commentary tracks, making-of-documentaries, deleted scenes, and more!
  • See our movies at least TWO DAYS EARLY before they go live to the public!
  • Ask a question on Guaranteed* Audio's Q+A segment! We'll only pull questions from our Patrons.