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Weenie Shrimp

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$3
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For this tier level, I'll say an incantation that grants you a visit from the weenie shrimp, and a discount for all HBM merch, from now until forevermore.
  • 15% off all HBM Merch

Power of Flight

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$8
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For this tier, you gain the power to fly, but only a foot off the ground, and it's loud. Also, you'll get a discount on HBM Merch and a very special sonic message.
  • 15% off all HBM Merch
  • Personal dolphin fart sound art

Make Death Blush

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$15
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This tier grants you the ability to eradicate evil and embarrass the grim reaper.  Also, a merch discount, the personal sound art, and Jeff will draw you a not very good picture of any animal in the universe and mail it to you with some other goodies.
  • 15% off all HBM Merch
  • Personal dolphin fart sound art
  • I will draw you any animal

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About Here Be Monsters

Here Be Monsters is a podcast about fear and beauty and the unknown.  I started the podcast in my basement in 2012 as a way to address my many fears.  Since then, the show's grown and shrank many times over.  Recently, the radio station that we'd been with for the last five years decided not to renew our contract.  So, I made this Patreon as a way to let HBM's wonderful listeners help contribute to the show's future.  Season 9 will be released independently in 2021 thanks to the help of patrons, donors and sponsorships.

The rewards are relatively sparse, but I try to put some personality in them.  I also post a monthly newsletter here where I share some rarely-seen art I've made. 

Please adjust your pledge as needed/desired...HBM will continue as long as I enjoy making it, regardless of the finances.

Thank you so much for your support in this strange time.

With love,
Jeff Emtman


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