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Hi, I'm Hal Duncan--no, wait, I mean I'm THE.... Sodomite Hal Duncan!! (sic) so named by a lovely piece of homophobic hatemail from one whose... linguiphilia, shall we say, shone through in their exuberant overuse of excess capitalisation and spurious punctuation. Scotsman, smoker and certified citizen of New Sodom, I'm likely known best to you, if you're noseying around here, as a scribbler of strange fictions and verse.

For those of you new to my work though, who am I? Well, I'm the author of the World Fantasy Award nominated VELLUM, described by Lucius Shepard as "the Guernica of genre fiction," and the sequel INK, along with a whole bunch of novellas (see ESCAPE FROM HELL!), short stories (see SCRUFFIANS!), poems (see SONGS FOR THE DEVIL AND DEATH), essays (see RHAPSODY), sadly as yet unfilmed screenplays (see WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT), and even the odd musical or two (see NOWHERE TOWN and SODOM! THE MUSICAL). I've won awards, even judged a few. I've been a full-time writer now for ten years, but let's just say that when your most successful work is best described as "literary cubism" it's not exactly the fast-track to the life of Riley. When your latest projects are an anarcho-socialist détournement of the Gospels and a gay porn sci-fi retelling of Robert Louis Stevenson's KIDNAPPED, you need to find support outside the industry of commercial fiction, to keep the wolves from the door while you trust your crazy muse to take you where it will.

And that's where you come in, me scamps and scrags, scallywags and scofflaws.

If you've read my fiction or my poems, you'll know how important the sound of it is, the voice of the narrative, the rhythms of the verse. I've done a lot of spoken word over the years now, and I give good readings, if I do say so myself, but I'm in Glasgow and you're... very probably not. So, what I thought I'd do with this Patreon is offer you a chance, wherever you are, to hear the stories and the poetry performed. If you can't come to a live gig to watch me slip into the role of Gobfabbler and recount a heartwarming tale of gruesome goodwill like "A Scruffian Christmas," or open up and bleed for you, in best Iggy Pop fashion, with an intensely personal poem like "Wake," why, I'll bring the show to you!

The plan is, then, for me to record a video and MP3 of a reading, one short story or poem every month. My poems tend to the long form, by the way, so we're not talking some one-minute snack, but a juicy, meaty sonnet sequence like "Sonnets for Kouroi Old and New," a good ten-fifteen minute paean to the buttsex boys of ancient Greek mythology. Sign up as a patron, and you'll get exclusive access to the videos as they're added, to watch at your leisure, a spoken word gig in the comfort of your own home. A few more bucks in the tip hat, and you'll get a downloadable MP3, to listen to just as you would an audiobook. And at higher levels of patronage, I'll be looking to see if I can't reward your support with, say, a quarterly chapbook collecting the texts of the works released in that period, something similar to FABBLES: 1. And if the funding outstrips my basic goal, I'll be aiming to do this with brand new fiction too, so in any given chapbook there's something you can't get anywhere else.

So, if you fancy a wee monthly bedtime tale to soothe you to sleep with slaughter and mischief, or a rousing rebel yell of a poem to send you out of a morn with the Sodomite's vim and vigour in yer heart, all told with the growly gruffness of a guid Scots tongue, as they say, (but don't worry, I'll speak slowly and clearly for the international ear,) I'd be chuffed to bits by your support. Truth be told, no exaggeration, you'll be helping keep a roof over my head, food on the table and--most important of all--power in my laptop to keep doing what I do best.

You'll have my gratitude, you'll have my love, and most of all, you'll have my work.
Rewards
Pledge $1 or more per reading
8 patrons
Scamps: Bless yez, littl'uns! Even the icklest counts! For this, ye'll get access to the watchable videos of the readings and access to the Patron's Only feed.
Pledge $2 or more per reading
20 patrons
Scrags: And bless yer cockles too! For this, ye'll get all of the above plus access to the listenable MP3s.
Pledge $5 or more per reading
13 patrons
Scallywags: Bless yer cockles and yer mussels! For this, ye'll get all of the above, but also access to download the vids for watching anyhow ye want.
Pledge $10 or more per reading
3 patrons
Scofflaws: Blimey, bleeding hell, and bless yer with bangers and mash every day of yer puff! For this, yer gets all of the above, but also access to a downloadable MP3 what ye can play on yer iPod thingy or whatnot, I guess, anyhow, anywhen and anywheres ye fancy.
Pledge $25 or more per reading
3 patrons
Fabbler: Fuck me, but yer a fucking star! For this, yer gets all of the above, natch, but we'll throw in a wee ebook every quarter (or thereabouts) with the texts of the last three stories or poems released, a wee virtual chapbook in PDF and/or epub, like, so's yer can fabble away to yer own cribmates, reading all them wee squiggles aloud to yer Scruffians-in-arms... or just to yerself, for that matter.
Pledge $50 or more per reading
3 patrons
Rake: Well, yer clearly adult enough to have oodles of dosh to spare, but yer no groanhuff bastard like the rest of em, mate. Why, yer a true Scruffian at heart, no matter how lanky yer limbs! For you, I reckon it's all of the above plus a print version of the quarterly (or thereabouts) chapbook, all typeset and everything, printed via Lulu, signed by yours truly, and sent off to yer soon as it's ready. Have a gander at FABBLES: 1 with Amazon's Look Inside doohickey for a sense of what ye'll be getting. I'll be doing my best to make these look pretty--none of yer umpteen fonts and automatic spacing bollocks here.
Goals
$300 – reached! per reading
With just $300 per month, I'll be able to send the most vicious of the wolves at the door packing. Where I'm usually struggling at the end of each month to scrape together enough cash via freelance work that devours writing time, this would relieve that pressure big time by covering one big ass bastard of a cost.
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Hi, I'm Hal Duncan--no, wait, I mean I'm THE.... Sodomite Hal Duncan!! (sic) so named by a lovely piece of homophobic hatemail from one whose... linguiphilia, shall we say, shone through in their exuberant overuse of excess capitalisation and spurious punctuation. Scotsman, smoker and certified citizen of New Sodom, I'm likely known best to you, if you're noseying around here, as a scribbler of strange fictions and verse.

For those of you new to my work though, who am I? Well, I'm the author of the World Fantasy Award nominated VELLUM, described by Lucius Shepard as "the Guernica of genre fiction," and the sequel INK, along with a whole bunch of novellas (see ESCAPE FROM HELL!), short stories (see SCRUFFIANS!), poems (see SONGS FOR THE DEVIL AND DEATH), essays (see RHAPSODY), sadly as yet unfilmed screenplays (see WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT), and even the odd musical or two (see NOWHERE TOWN and SODOM! THE MUSICAL). I've won awards, even judged a few. I've been a full-time writer now for ten years, but let's just say that when your most successful work is best described as "literary cubism" it's not exactly the fast-track to the life of Riley. When your latest projects are an anarcho-socialist détournement of the Gospels and a gay porn sci-fi retelling of Robert Louis Stevenson's KIDNAPPED, you need to find support outside the industry of commercial fiction, to keep the wolves from the door while you trust your crazy muse to take you where it will.

And that's where you come in, me scamps and scrags, scallywags and scofflaws.

If you've read my fiction or my poems, you'll know how important the sound of it is, the voice of the narrative, the rhythms of the verse. I've done a lot of spoken word over the years now, and I give good readings, if I do say so myself, but I'm in Glasgow and you're... very probably not. So, what I thought I'd do with this Patreon is offer you a chance, wherever you are, to hear the stories and the poetry performed. If you can't come to a live gig to watch me slip into the role of Gobfabbler and recount a heartwarming tale of gruesome goodwill like "A Scruffian Christmas," or open up and bleed for you, in best Iggy Pop fashion, with an intensely personal poem like "Wake," why, I'll bring the show to you!

The plan is, then, for me to record a video and MP3 of a reading, one short story or poem every month. My poems tend to the long form, by the way, so we're not talking some one-minute snack, but a juicy, meaty sonnet sequence like "Sonnets for Kouroi Old and New," a good ten-fifteen minute paean to the buttsex boys of ancient Greek mythology. Sign up as a patron, and you'll get exclusive access to the videos as they're added, to watch at your leisure, a spoken word gig in the comfort of your own home. A few more bucks in the tip hat, and you'll get a downloadable MP3, to listen to just as you would an audiobook. And at higher levels of patronage, I'll be looking to see if I can't reward your support with, say, a quarterly chapbook collecting the texts of the works released in that period, something similar to FABBLES: 1. And if the funding outstrips my basic goal, I'll be aiming to do this with brand new fiction too, so in any given chapbook there's something you can't get anywhere else.

So, if you fancy a wee monthly bedtime tale to soothe you to sleep with slaughter and mischief, or a rousing rebel yell of a poem to send you out of a morn with the Sodomite's vim and vigour in yer heart, all told with the growly gruffness of a guid Scots tongue, as they say, (but don't worry, I'll speak slowly and clearly for the international ear,) I'd be chuffed to bits by your support. Truth be told, no exaggeration, you'll be helping keep a roof over my head, food on the table and--most important of all--power in my laptop to keep doing what I do best.

You'll have my gratitude, you'll have my love, and most of all, you'll have my work.

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Rewards
Pledge $1 or more per reading
8 patrons
Scamps: Bless yez, littl'uns! Even the icklest counts! For this, ye'll get access to the watchable videos of the readings and access to the Patron's Only feed.
Pledge $2 or more per reading
20 patrons
Scrags: And bless yer cockles too! For this, ye'll get all of the above plus access to the listenable MP3s.
Pledge $5 or more per reading
13 patrons
Scallywags: Bless yer cockles and yer mussels! For this, ye'll get all of the above, but also access to download the vids for watching anyhow ye want.
Pledge $10 or more per reading
3 patrons
Scofflaws: Blimey, bleeding hell, and bless yer with bangers and mash every day of yer puff! For this, yer gets all of the above, but also access to a downloadable MP3 what ye can play on yer iPod thingy or whatnot, I guess, anyhow, anywhen and anywheres ye fancy.
Pledge $25 or more per reading
3 patrons
Fabbler: Fuck me, but yer a fucking star! For this, yer gets all of the above, natch, but we'll throw in a wee ebook every quarter (or thereabouts) with the texts of the last three stories or poems released, a wee virtual chapbook in PDF and/or epub, like, so's yer can fabble away to yer own cribmates, reading all them wee squiggles aloud to yer Scruffians-in-arms... or just to yerself, for that matter.
Pledge $50 or more per reading
3 patrons
Rake: Well, yer clearly adult enough to have oodles of dosh to spare, but yer no groanhuff bastard like the rest of em, mate. Why, yer a true Scruffian at heart, no matter how lanky yer limbs! For you, I reckon it's all of the above plus a print version of the quarterly (or thereabouts) chapbook, all typeset and everything, printed via Lulu, signed by yours truly, and sent off to yer soon as it's ready. Have a gander at FABBLES: 1 with Amazon's Look Inside doohickey for a sense of what ye'll be getting. I'll be doing my best to make these look pretty--none of yer umpteen fonts and automatic spacing bollocks here.