Heretical Oracles is creating Astrology, Life Coaching, Humor
3

patrons

$9
per month
Hello Heretics! For the last seven years, Helios has been guiding and entertaining you as we go through these difficult times as AstroGeek, and as we have grown, Heretical Oracles was formed. We have brought you Fuckstrology, new Tarot spreads to go along with the astro, and more asteroids than you can shake a comet at! We're by no means done though.

This year we will be bringing you the long-anticipated Drunk Astrology, along with more crazy videos to help guide and entertain you in a more personal way. We will be bringing on more writers, adding more services, more specials, and more knowledge to better serve YOU. Podcasts are coming, as well as some sexy Heretical Swag! To do all this though, we need your support. Together, we are going to help you make 2018 your best year ever!
Tiers
Moon
$5 or more per month 2 patrons
MOON: The basic level, earning you the gratitude of the Oracles! A great way to support us!
Venus
$10 or more per month 1 patron
VENUS: This level earns you access to the posts before they come out! Best if you want to know what's coming before everyone else
Mercury
$25 or more per month 0 of 15 patrons
MERCURY: This level is for the Beginner's Astrology class, where you will learn how to read a chart like Helios does! There are a limited amount of spots in this class, however it will repeat monthly
Jupiter
$35 or more per month 0 of 50 patrons
JUPITER: This tier is for the monthly Minor Planet class, where we dive as deep as we can into a Minor Planet (Transneptunian, Centaur or prominent Asteroid). Limited spaces, but more than the Beginner Astro class.
Goals
$9 of $1,250 per month
When we hit this goal, we can transition to making this our full time job, as we can finally afford to pay our rent! Sure, we won't be able to afford anything else, but this means we have finally made it and can spend that much more time focusing on creating the content that guides and entertains you
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Hello Heretics! For the last seven years, Helios has been guiding and entertaining you as we go through these difficult times as AstroGeek, and as we have grown, Heretical Oracles was formed. We have brought you Fuckstrology, new Tarot spreads to go along with the astro, and more asteroids than you can shake a comet at! We're by no means done though.

This year we will be bringing you the long-anticipated Drunk Astrology, along with more crazy videos to help guide and entertain you in a more personal way. We will be bringing on more writers, adding more services, more specials, and more knowledge to better serve YOU. Podcasts are coming, as well as some sexy Heretical Swag! To do all this though, we need your support. Together, we are going to help you make 2018 your best year ever!

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Tiers
Moon
$5 or more per month 2 patrons
MOON: The basic level, earning you the gratitude of the Oracles! A great way to support us!
Venus
$10 or more per month 1 patron
VENUS: This level earns you access to the posts before they come out! Best if you want to know what's coming before everyone else
Mercury
$25 or more per month 0 of 15 patrons
MERCURY: This level is for the Beginner's Astrology class, where you will learn how to read a chart like Helios does! There are a limited amount of spots in this class, however it will repeat monthly
Jupiter
$35 or more per month 0 of 50 patrons
JUPITER: This tier is for the monthly Minor Planet class, where we dive as deep as we can into a Minor Planet (Transneptunian, Centaur or prominent Asteroid). Limited spaces, but more than the Beginner Astro class.