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Please give me money. I have the body of a man, but the head of a Hippo. I need to buy hats from a specialist store. I will give you nothing in return, but tweet moderately amusing things sometimes.
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Please give me money. I have the body of a man, but the head of a Hippo. I need to buy hats from a specialist store. I will give you nothing in return, but tweet moderately amusing things sometimes.

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Help me continue to waste my life and also I could buy some cheesecake.
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You should probably not give this much. Pledge at a lower level and give the rest of the money to a charity or someone who is actually doing something worthwhile, for God's sake.