Horror Movie Survival Guide

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13

patrons

$96

per month
Horror Movie Survival Guide is a weekly podcast where two unlikely gorehounds and long time chums, one a hardcore horror fan with a notebook to prove it, and the other finally coming out of the creepy horror fandom closet - watch and talk about horror film from a survival point of view. We ask the question - how can we end up as the final girl? Join Julia and Teri as we take a deep dive into everything from OG horror to newly released films,(but preferably Classics on VHS). We'll talk about obscure details that no one else notices, spin off into alternate casting universes, crush on some dodgy fellows (and creepy uncles), and arm ourselves with the knowledge necessary to become the Final Girl.
Tiers
Dixie Cups
$1 or more per month

Not enough blood to fill a dixie cup, but we thank you for keeping this podcast going!

Puddles
$5 or more per month

Puddles of blood! Not too shabby. We appreciate your effort - so you will get some exclusive bonus content monthly coming your way!

Gross Average
$10 or more per month

This donation is just Gross Enough for the Average listener! Donate at this level and get everything the Puddles of Blood get along with fun swag from us! We got cool HMSG Stickers for you to keep and to share with your friends!

Bathubs
$25 or more per month

That's enough for a Bathtub of Blood! Donate at this level and get everything the Puddles of Blood & Gross Averages get along with cool HMSG buttons from us! 

Barf Bags
$50 or more per month

You have us running to fill up the Barf Bags! Donate at this level and get everything the Puddles of Blood, Gross Averages & Bathtubs get along with a cool T-Shirt from us Bi-Annually!

Gore Hounds
$100 or more per month

You are a true Gore Hound! Maybe you're so hardcore that you've made your own slasher film...you definitely have a favorite thriller that you would like us to review! When you donate at this level you will get all the perks listed above and we will personally review a film of your choosing!  

Real Renfields
$250 or more per month

You will be wonderfully rewarded! No, really! When you donate at this level you will get all the perks listed above and you will also get a Bound & Signed Copy of the films we have currently reviewed for the Horror Movie Survival Guide notebook! 

Goals
$96 of $500 per month
When we reach $500 a month, we will create more Riff Tracks for your Horror Movie viewing pleasure!
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Horror Movie Survival Guide is a weekly podcast where two unlikely gorehounds and long time chums, one a hardcore horror fan with a notebook to prove it, and the other finally coming out of the creepy horror fandom closet - watch and talk about horror film from a survival point of view. We ask the question - how can we end up as the final girl? Join Julia and Teri as we take a deep dive into everything from OG horror to newly released films,(but preferably Classics on VHS). We'll talk about obscure details that no one else notices, spin off into alternate casting universes, crush on some dodgy fellows (and creepy uncles), and arm ourselves with the knowledge necessary to become the Final Girl.

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Tiers
Dixie Cups
$1 or more per month

Not enough blood to fill a dixie cup, but we thank you for keeping this podcast going!

Puddles
$5 or more per month

Puddles of blood! Not too shabby. We appreciate your effort - so you will get some exclusive bonus content monthly coming your way!

Gross Average
$10 or more per month

This donation is just Gross Enough for the Average listener! Donate at this level and get everything the Puddles of Blood get along with fun swag from us! We got cool HMSG Stickers for you to keep and to share with your friends!

Bathubs
$25 or more per month

That's enough for a Bathtub of Blood! Donate at this level and get everything the Puddles of Blood & Gross Averages get along with cool HMSG buttons from us! 

Barf Bags
$50 or more per month

You have us running to fill up the Barf Bags! Donate at this level and get everything the Puddles of Blood, Gross Averages & Bathtubs get along with a cool T-Shirt from us Bi-Annually!

Gore Hounds
$100 or more per month

You are a true Gore Hound! Maybe you're so hardcore that you've made your own slasher film...you definitely have a favorite thriller that you would like us to review! When you donate at this level you will get all the perks listed above and we will personally review a film of your choosing!  

Real Renfields
$250 or more per month

You will be wonderfully rewarded! No, really! When you donate at this level you will get all the perks listed above and you will also get a Bound & Signed Copy of the films we have currently reviewed for the Horror Movie Survival Guide notebook!