How Cum Podcast

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Hellooo Patreon!
Welcum.

Who am I?
It's me, Remy Kassimir; NYC comedian and host of this wonderful podcast!

What is How Cum?
How Cum started because at the ripe old age of 27 I had still NEVER had an orgasm. (NEVER?! Never.) Not alone, not with a toy, never. I set out on a journey to make it happen. Every week I have different people weigh in on the subject; doctors, actors, authors, comedians etc. They share their first time cumming experience with me, and then give me an assignment! BY EPISODE 6 I FINALLY CAME (HOORAY!) but the pod didn't end there. There was so much more to learn and as I realized how many of my fans/ people out there are also not cumming, I decided not to stop until the pleasure gap is CLOSED and everyone can cum. 

Why do I need your help?
As much as I love providing you with free entertainment, I want to continue to grow and make the podcast better and get the WORD OUT! It is too important. The pleasure gap is TOO WIDE! I could really use some help from my listeners so that I can better promote the podcast and expand the brand to other exciting projects. And you could be helping people cum!! What could be better than that?! 

How does Patreon work?
Contributing with Patreon is mind-blowingly simple. You pledge x dollars each month. For various amounts of generosity, you get cool stuff! You get charged at the beginning of each month and you can cancel at any time. Look below for the various Reward Tiers and look to the left to see the exciting ways I plan to use your money for your entertainment!

Can I listen to the podcast without supporting?
Of course! How Cum is free to download, and I plan to keep it free forever. The podcast will remain free for download on iTunes; just search How Cum. However, if you are able to make a contribution, you will instantly become one of our favorite people.

Love you guys and I am SO excited to share all of this with you!

Remy
ps- WRITE ME  at [email protected] if you want something specific- I'll try to make it happen! 
Tiers
A Little Squirt
$1 or more per month

Thanks for supporting the pod! This tier gets you access to the invite-only Facebook group AND a downloadable RINGTONE of the HOW CUM THEME! 

A Sexy Shout
$3 or more per month

You get a SHOUTOUT on the podcast, access to all private pictures posted on here, & everything in  Tier 1! 

Give Me More
$5 or more per month only 85 left

Need MORE? Get access to EXTRAS that we cut from original episodes (usually saying a bit more risky and risque stuff). Tier 1 & 2 also included! 

Our Little Secret
$7 or more per month

You can listen to a secret EXTRA FULL EPISODE a month with a special guest. Includes previous Tiers. 

A Post-Coitus
$10 or more per month

A FILMED aftershow! 

*We haven't done one in a while but if you like them, write me! We will do more . 

All of Me + Phonecall
$20 or more per month

Access to all previous tiers and EXCLUSIVE access to me! Join this tier and get a 10 minute phonecall a month with Remy or Charlotte (your choice!) 

All of Me + Phone Sex
$40 or more per month only 50 left

Not actually phone sex, but we'll call you for 20 minutes and you can be ON the podcast! 

Includes all previous Tiers. 

Cum With Me
$60 or more per month only 20 left
Come join us for a LIVE recording of the podcast in my grandma's house in NYC! Where I live! AH! 

*Travel & Lodging in NYC not included

Star Guest
$100 or more per month only 20 left
Come BE A GUEST on an episode! (At my grandma's house! where I LIVE!!) 

*Travel & Lodging in NYC not included

($1 Tier Included)

Strictly Platonic
$120 or more per month only 30 left

Let's hang out! $120 gets you 3 hours hangin with me in NYC. We can go to Babeland to buy you some toys (you pay, but I'll help), we can have lunch, a really long walk, or just hangout. Whatever you want as long as it's legal! 

*Travel & Lodging in NYC not included

Access to all previous Tiers included

Grandma's Girl
$300 or more per month only 10 left
Aren't you dying to hear my Grandmother's opinion on all of this? Well she won't do the podcast. BUT! If you choose this pricey reward -- you can get her in person! I will take you out to lunch with Nanny for 2 hours and you can ask her everything you've been dying to. We will feed you. We will also probably take lots of pics and videos together. It'll be great! 

*Travel and Lodging in NYC not included

($1 Tier Included)

Hellooo Patreon!
Welcum.

Who am I?
It's me, Remy Kassimir; NYC comedian and host of this wonderful podcast!

What is How Cum?
How Cum started because at the ripe old age of 27 I had still NEVER had an orgasm. (NEVER?! Never.) Not alone, not with a toy, never. I set out on a journey to make it happen. Every week I have different people weigh in on the subject; doctors, actors, authors, comedians etc. They share their first time cumming experience with me, and then give me an assignment! BY EPISODE 6 I FINALLY CAME (HOORAY!) but the pod didn't end there. There was so much more to learn and as I realized how many of my fans/ people out there are also not cumming, I decided not to stop until the pleasure gap is CLOSED and everyone can cum. 

Why do I need your help?
As much as I love providing you with free entertainment, I want to continue to grow and make the podcast better and get the WORD OUT! It is too important. The pleasure gap is TOO WIDE! I could really use some help from my listeners so that I can better promote the podcast and expand the brand to other exciting projects. And you could be helping people cum!! What could be better than that?! 

How does Patreon work?
Contributing with Patreon is mind-blowingly simple. You pledge x dollars each month. For various amounts of generosity, you get cool stuff! You get charged at the beginning of each month and you can cancel at any time. Look below for the various Reward Tiers and look to the left to see the exciting ways I plan to use your money for your entertainment!

Can I listen to the podcast without supporting?
Of course! How Cum is free to download, and I plan to keep it free forever. The podcast will remain free for download on iTunes; just search How Cum. However, if you are able to make a contribution, you will instantly become one of our favorite people.

Love you guys and I am SO excited to share all of this with you!

Remy
ps- WRITE ME  at [email protected] if you want something specific- I'll try to make it happen! 

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Tiers
A Little Squirt
$1 or more per month

Thanks for supporting the pod! This tier gets you access to the invite-only Facebook group AND a downloadable RINGTONE of the HOW CUM THEME! 

A Sexy Shout
$3 or more per month

You get a SHOUTOUT on the podcast, access to all private pictures posted on here, & everything in  Tier 1! 

Give Me More
$5 or more per month only 85 left

Need MORE? Get access to EXTRAS that we cut from original episodes (usually saying a bit more risky and risque stuff). Tier 1 & 2 also included! 

Our Little Secret
$7 or more per month

You can listen to a secret EXTRA FULL EPISODE a month with a special guest. Includes previous Tiers. 

A Post-Coitus
$10 or more per month

A FILMED aftershow! 

*We haven't done one in a while but if you like them, write me! We will do more . 

All of Me + Phonecall
$20 or more per month

Access to all previous tiers and EXCLUSIVE access to me! Join this tier and get a 10 minute phonecall a month with Remy or Charlotte (your choice!) 

All of Me + Phone Sex
$40 or more per month only 50 left

Not actually phone sex, but we'll call you for 20 minutes and you can be ON the podcast! 

Includes all previous Tiers. 

Cum With Me
$60 or more per month only 20 left
Come join us for a LIVE recording of the podcast in my grandma's house in NYC! Where I live! AH! 

*Travel & Lodging in NYC not included

Star Guest
$100 or more per month only 20 left
Come BE A GUEST on an episode! (At my grandma's house! where I LIVE!!) 

*Travel & Lodging in NYC not included

($1 Tier Included)

Strictly Platonic
$120 or more per month only 30 left

Let's hang out! $120 gets you 3 hours hangin with me in NYC. We can go to Babeland to buy you some toys (you pay, but I'll help), we can have lunch, a really long walk, or just hangout. Whatever you want as long as it's legal! 

*Travel & Lodging in NYC not included

Access to all previous Tiers included

Grandma's Girl
$300 or more per month only 10 left
Aren't you dying to hear my Grandmother's opinion on all of this? Well she won't do the podcast. BUT! If you choose this pricey reward -- you can get her in person! I will take you out to lunch with Nanny for 2 hours and you can ask her everything you've been dying to. We will feed you. We will also probably take lots of pics and videos together. It'll be great! 

*Travel and Lodging in NYC not included

($1 Tier Included)