Hysteria 51 is creating The Podcast you need... Just ask your doctor... we'll wait.
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Hysteria 51 is a weekly comedy podcast that takes an every-man approach to the weird and unexplained. It's the mental lovechild of John Goforth and Brent Hand...er well, they love making mental podcasts...wait, no... Anyway, you know what we're getting at. The point is this while Brent, John, and Conspiracy Bot might be the hosts...the show is nothing without you, Hysteria Nation. The other, less fun, but all too real point is that it isn't cheap to make. While the content is free and just comes from the nether regions of our minds (and wikipedia)...all of the production, equipment, hosting, bandwidth, Bud Light, and parts for Conspiracy Bot come from our pocketbooks. So, here's our proposition - you invest in the show and we send you cool stuff! Check out our rewards for investment levels and what you get. Thanks for taking the time to listen, read, and participate!  Whether you can afford / want to help financially or not, know that we truly appreciate each and every one of you. 

Thanks,
John & Brent
Tiers
The Tinfoil Hatters:
$1 or more per month
 
  • One dollar gets our heartfelt thank-you and we'll give you a shout-out on the show
  • Access to Up All Night episodes that are Patreon Only 
  • Welcome to Hysteria Nation - we've been waiting for you...
The Woke
$2 or more per month
 
  • Our super sincere thanks!
  • A shout out on an Episode of H51!
  • We will send you our bad ass stickers!
  • Access to Up All Night episodes that are Patreon Only
  • Free Shipping in the U.S. Outside the U.S. might require shipping fees.
Anal Probers:
$5 or more per month
Now you're just showing off!

 

  • Five dollars per month gets you a shout-out 
  • AND a Hysteria 51 decal. Wear your decal with pride (except in Amityville - you might have problems in Amityville).  
  • Access to Up All Night episodes that are Patreon Only
  •  AND a Hysteria 51 magnet and Koozie!
  • Free Shipping in the U.S. Outside the U.S. might require shipping fees.
The Ghost Hunters:
$10 or more per month
You like us more than our wives do!
 
  • Ten dollars per month gets you a shout-out, 
  • a decal
  • Hysteria 51 magnet and Koozie.
  • and a complete set of Hysteria 51 pins!  All 10 of them in their stunning, metal glory! 
  • Free Shipping in the U.S.  Outside the U.S. might require shipping fees.  
Cbot's Minions
$15 or more per month
Congrats, your death will be swift during the robot uprising!
 
  • 15 dollars per month gets you a shout-out, 
  • a decal
  • Hysteria 51 magnet and Koozie.
  • a complete set of Hysteria 51 pins!  All 10 of them in their stunning, metal glory! 
  • and a Signed 11x17 Hysteria 51 Poster.  You can hang it, burn it, worship it.... It's a choose your own adventure kind of situation!
  • Free Shipping in the U.S.  Outside the U.S. might require shipping fees.  
Grassy Knoll Shooters:
$25 or more per month

  • 25 dollars per month gets you a shout-out, 
  • a decal 
  • Hysteria 51 magnet and Koozie.
  • and a complete set of Hysteria 51 pins!  All 10 of them in their stunning, metal glory! 
  • And a Hystera 51 t-shirt!  Now your wardrobe for the apocalypse can finally be complete!
  • Free Shipping in the U.S.  Outside the U.S. might require shipping fees.
The Majestic 12:
$50 or more per month

  • 50 dollars per month gets you a shout-out, 
  • a decal
  • Hysteria 51 magnet and Koozie.
  • and a complete set of Hysteria 51 pins!  All 10 of them in their stunning, metal glory! 
  • And a Hystera 51 t-shirt!  Now your wardrobe for the apocalypse can finally be complete!
  •  AND you can pick a show topic and then be a guest on that episode through Skype.  Just make sure you keep the topic to the mysterious, weird, or unexplained! We can't wait to meet you, you crazy SOB! 
  • Free Shipping in the U.S.  Outside the U.S. might require shipping fees.
Reptilian in Disguise.
$100 or more per month
The Official Hall of Fame!  


For 100 you get all that sweet, sweet swag above PLUS your t-shirt is upgraded to a Patreon Only shirt AND  Your name, a photo of yourself, and a quote of your choice will be added to an exclusive page on the Official Podcast website, immortalizing you as one of our favorite people ever.  Period.  End of Story.  

Goals
100% complete
When we hit our goal EVERY SINGLE PATREON MEMBER will be invited to submit a "hello" to Hysteria Nation that we'll play on the show! Support us and we'll make you a star!

*note the term "star" is likely a great exaggeration 
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Hysteria 51 is a weekly comedy podcast that takes an every-man approach to the weird and unexplained. It's the mental lovechild of John Goforth and Brent Hand...er well, they love making mental podcasts...wait, no... Anyway, you know what we're getting at. The point is this while Brent, John, and Conspiracy Bot might be the hosts...the show is nothing without you, Hysteria Nation. The other, less fun, but all too real point is that it isn't cheap to make. While the content is free and just comes from the nether regions of our minds (and wikipedia)...all of the production, equipment, hosting, bandwidth, Bud Light, and parts for Conspiracy Bot come from our pocketbooks. So, here's our proposition - you invest in the show and we send you cool stuff! Check out our rewards for investment levels and what you get. Thanks for taking the time to listen, read, and participate!  Whether you can afford / want to help financially or not, know that we truly appreciate each and every one of you. 

Thanks,
John & Brent

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Tiers
The Tinfoil Hatters:
$1 or more per month
 
  • One dollar gets our heartfelt thank-you and we'll give you a shout-out on the show
  • Access to Up All Night episodes that are Patreon Only 
  • Welcome to Hysteria Nation - we've been waiting for you...
The Woke
$2 or more per month
 
  • Our super sincere thanks!
  • A shout out on an Episode of H51!
  • We will send you our bad ass stickers!
  • Access to Up All Night episodes that are Patreon Only
  • Free Shipping in the U.S. Outside the U.S. might require shipping fees.
Anal Probers:
$5 or more per month
Now you're just showing off!

 

  • Five dollars per month gets you a shout-out 
  • AND a Hysteria 51 decal. Wear your decal with pride (except in Amityville - you might have problems in Amityville).  
  • Access to Up All Night episodes that are Patreon Only
  •  AND a Hysteria 51 magnet and Koozie!
  • Free Shipping in the U.S. Outside the U.S. might require shipping fees.
The Ghost Hunters:
$10 or more per month
You like us more than our wives do!
 
  • Ten dollars per month gets you a shout-out, 
  • a decal
  • Hysteria 51 magnet and Koozie.
  • and a complete set of Hysteria 51 pins!  All 10 of them in their stunning, metal glory! 
  • Free Shipping in the U.S.  Outside the U.S. might require shipping fees.  
Cbot's Minions
$15 or more per month
Congrats, your death will be swift during the robot uprising!
 
  • 15 dollars per month gets you a shout-out, 
  • a decal
  • Hysteria 51 magnet and Koozie.
  • a complete set of Hysteria 51 pins!  All 10 of them in their stunning, metal glory! 
  • and a Signed 11x17 Hysteria 51 Poster.  You can hang it, burn it, worship it.... It's a choose your own adventure kind of situation!
  • Free Shipping in the U.S.  Outside the U.S. might require shipping fees.  
Grassy Knoll Shooters:
$25 or more per month

  • 25 dollars per month gets you a shout-out, 
  • a decal 
  • Hysteria 51 magnet and Koozie.
  • and a complete set of Hysteria 51 pins!  All 10 of them in their stunning, metal glory! 
  • And a Hystera 51 t-shirt!  Now your wardrobe for the apocalypse can finally be complete!
  • Free Shipping in the U.S.  Outside the U.S. might require shipping fees.
The Majestic 12:
$50 or more per month

  • 50 dollars per month gets you a shout-out, 
  • a decal
  • Hysteria 51 magnet and Koozie.
  • and a complete set of Hysteria 51 pins!  All 10 of them in their stunning, metal glory! 
  • And a Hystera 51 t-shirt!  Now your wardrobe for the apocalypse can finally be complete!
  •  AND you can pick a show topic and then be a guest on that episode through Skype.  Just make sure you keep the topic to the mysterious, weird, or unexplained! We can't wait to meet you, you crazy SOB! 
  • Free Shipping in the U.S.  Outside the U.S. might require shipping fees.
Reptilian in Disguise.
$100 or more per month
The Official Hall of Fame!  


For 100 you get all that sweet, sweet swag above PLUS your t-shirt is upgraded to a Patreon Only shirt AND  Your name, a photo of yourself, and a quote of your choice will be added to an exclusive page on the Official Podcast website, immortalizing you as one of our favorite people ever.  Period.  End of Story.