Elvira Khan
Elvira Khan
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Plus you can comment on OffHours360 videos that I take with my ELIJAH units. Comments are disabled on Youtube, but if you are a Patreon Patron you can Have Your Say.
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Help create digital comic book guides to the most beloved #PINBALL Temples of our world. Allow Elvira Canaveral, who appears as a Pinball, Guide you through the tricks and traps of The Addams Family Pinball Mansion and other pinball classics. Help decide on what Pinball Temples we will illuminate next.
I suggest the Kindle over the iBook due to a better interface for comic books. $5, updatable and instant!
If you’d like to help make more PINball COMic BOoks join us and get mentioned in the Thanks section of every issue as well as first to get .pdf's of each issue!
You also get a mention as a Patreon Saint. First Come First Credited! Thanks TOM!
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Comment Dunk Tank


Unlock exclusive content and join my community of patrons. Thank you!
- Monthly patron-only livestream
- Commentary on most posts.
- Greater Chance of Conspiracy
- +5 Charisma
Give me some credit
Limited (230,000 remaining)


Plus you can comment on OffHours360 videos that I take with my ELIJAH units. Comments are disabled on Youtube, but if you are a Patreon Patron you can Have Your Say.
Unlock exclusive content and join my community of patrons. Thank you!
- Access to patron-only content
- Connect with other patrons
- Plus 5 to Wisdom
Video Conspirator


- Access to All Pinball Videos, Including Fails
- Secret of "Reality"
- Plus all previous rewards