Elvira Khan

Elvira Khan

creating ICU Ice Cream Union of Radical Inclusion from #MPLS

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Help create digital comic book guides to the most beloved #PINBALL Temples of our world. Allow Elvira Canaveral, who appears as a Pinball, Guide you through the tricks and traps of The Addams Family Pinball Mansion and other pinball classics. Help decide on what Pinball Temples we will illuminate next. 

I suggest the Kindle over the iBook due to a better interface for comic books. $5, updatable and instant!

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Comments have been disabled on YouTube, because... YouTube. Yet here on Patreon you can have your say! For as little as a Buck a Month you can call me a Lib-tard Snowflake Cuck or share your appreciation and support our Strange Art Beasts of PINCOMBO.COM and CultOfTheMonth.com and so many more in the Sintire and Way of Lo-Fi systems.

Unlock exclusive content and join my community of patrons. Thank you!
  • Monthly patron-only livestream
  • Commentary on most posts.
  • Greater Chance of Conspiracy
  • +5 Charisma

Give me some credit

Limited (230,000 remaining)

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$1
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I will say your name aloud, on Camera, blessed by the voice of, me, the Hyperpope himself the Right Reverend [REDACTED] Ryan Richards. Know that whatever you pledge to me will be put to maximum utility through the Way of Lo-Fi. That the Justified Ancients of Mu-Mu will be able to restore the Million Pounds Burnt. That the Bionic Pinball Millionaire through the power of PINCOMBO will bring along a new Renaissance of the Pinball Arts. Know that you helped the creation of Elvis Canaveral: Supercollider the Greatest Crossover The Omniverse's ever knows and feels. Illuminated Classics and ShudderBooks education and entertainment systems that deliver Illumination upon request. Take a hand in limiting the damage that the Texas School Board can do by eliminating the Text Book Racket. Tithe to your favorite Cult of the Month! Know that all of our cults and hand created using the freshest combinations of concepts and models affording you a self made model of existence. Quantum Psychiana, Harpo Marxism, Deviant Otherworldly Temple Contrairiants Of Mercury (DOTCOM), WabiSabiDoEZ, The 23rd Church of Pinbot The Redeemer, Ÿ, As Above So Bolo, The Way of Lo-Fi, The Justified Ancients of Mu-Mu (JAMMs),  The Fraternity of Mad Science and the Sorrority of Dissapointed Scientists, Sintire, Tokenism and PROANOIA!? The Guns and Dope Party, Can Can Do and More!? The art stylings of the art collective Gemmandada, or the music collaborations of the band Former Teenage Heartthrobs. Podcasts such as RetroFutureActive, and my attempt to be the Crossover on infinite Earths through the power of Supercollider, directed through the Way of Lo-Fi, coming to Resolution. It’s a Limited Quantity and of Questionable Quality!

Plus you can comment on OffHours360 videos that I take with my ELIJAH units. Comments are disabled on Youtube, but if you are a Patreon Patron you can Have Your Say.

Unlock exclusive content and join my community of patrons. Thank you!

  • Access to patron-only content
  • Connect with other patrons
  • Plus 5 to Wisdom

Video Conspirator

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$3
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Learn more about how I play and how I Record @OffHours360 as well as extended ELIJAH unit work.
  • Access to All Pinball Videos, Including Fails
  • Secret of "Reality"
  • Plus all previous rewards

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