I will say your name aloud, on Camera, blessed by the voice of, me, the Hyperpope himself the Right Reverend [REDACTED] Ryan Richards. Know that whatever you pledge to me will be put to maximum utility through the Way of Lo-Fi. That the Justified Ancients of Mu-Mu will be able to restore the Million Pounds Burnt. That the Bionic Pinball Millionaire through the power of PINCOMBO will bring along a new Renaissance of the Pinball Arts. Know that you helped the creation of Elvis Canaveral: Supercollider the Greatest Crossover The Omniverse's ever knows and feels. Illuminated Classics and ShudderBooks education and entertainment systems that deliver Illumination upon request. Take a hand in limiting the damage that the Texas School Board can do by eliminating the Text Book Racket. Tithe to your favorite Cult of the Month! Know that all of our cults and hand created using the freshest combinations of concepts and models affording you a self made model of existence. Quantum Psychiana, Harpo Marxism, Deviant Otherworldly Temple Contrairiants Of Mercury (DOTCOM), WabiSabiDoEZ, The 23rd Church of Pinbot The Redeemer, Ÿ, As Above So Bolo, The Way of Lo-Fi, The Justified Ancients of Mu-Mu (JAMMs),  The Fraternity of Mad Science and the Sorrority of Dissapointed Scientists, Sintire, Tokenism and PROANOIA!? The Guns and Dope Party, Can Can Do and More!? The art stylings of the art collective Gemmandada, or the music collaborations of the band Former Teenage Heartthrobs. Podcasts such as RetroFutureActive, and my attempt to be the Crossover on infinite Earths through the power of Supercollider, directed through the Way of Lo-Fi, coming to Resolution. It’s a Limited Quantity and of Questionable Quality!

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Help create digital comic book guides to the most beloved #PINBALL Temples of our world. Allow Elvira Canaveral, who appears as a Pinball, Guide you through the tricks and traps of The Addams Family Pinball Mansion and other pinball classics. Help decide on what Pinball Temples we will illuminate next. 

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