MJ is creating a Button, a Video, a Pie, a Joke, a Poem, Your Mom's Laughter
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I aspire toward being a Pro-Bag Lady. That's right, I am an Equal Rights Person, Dedicated to self expression and acceptance. I make stuff. I also happen to enjoy the subtle irony of NOT EVER FITTING INTO YOUR SOCIAL AGENDA. I meet celebrities by accident, interview my friends pet turtle, openly discuss any topic society defines as off-putting. Yes, including the hilarity of farts... And maybe some other stuff too- Like how many ways a pie can be made with NO SHELL. I am Boring with a capital B- but always entertaining.
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This Month I will make you a cool Shopping bag. Because all people shop, and reusing bags reduces the waste we leave behind. They take me about 5 hours to make.
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At 500.00 we will start our vlog. Send us your questions, otherwise you are getting segments of rants from topics varying from How to Make a bracelet, to why dressing for other people is Doing It Wrong! We will always do a review of an item. If you make things- send me one to review. I really like Unicorns...And poetry. I will read your poem to people, introduce you to our dogs, share our current DIY project, and eat pie you can't have.
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I aspire toward being a Pro-Bag Lady. That's right, I am an Equal Rights Person, Dedicated to self expression and acceptance. I make stuff. I also happen to enjoy the subtle irony of NOT EVER FITTING INTO YOUR SOCIAL AGENDA. I meet celebrities by accident, interview my friends pet turtle, openly discuss any topic society defines as off-putting. Yes, including the hilarity of farts... And maybe some other stuff too- Like how many ways a pie can be made with NO SHELL. I am Boring with a capital B- but always entertaining.

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This Month I will make you a cool Shopping bag. Because all people shop, and reusing bags reduces the waste we leave behind. They take me about 5 hours to make.