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patrons

$77
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Insurgency Knitting Circle is a place for people who are driven to be their best. We realize that we are responsible for every aspect of our life, and strive to make it the best life possible through liberty, knowledge, fitness, and self-preservation.
Tiers
Basic
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
You may be "Basic", but at least it's something!


With this tier, you'll receive our eternal gratitude, as well as the status of "Patrons" on our Discord server. This will enable you to enter the Patrons Only areas, as well as sign up for courses before anyone else!

Includes Discord rewards
Mall Ninja
$5 or more per month 2 patrons
You like the "shiny new" toys, but don't really know how to use them....


AND that's ok! We all have to start somewhere! This tier is for those who aren't exactly sure WTF we are just yet. We give you a funny tingle in your pants, but it's "confusing and new".


 With this tier, you get everything in Basic plus the chance to win Patreon only giveaways!!

Includes Discord rewards
Grunt
$10 or more per month 4 patrons
We get it. You Charge in first. You eat Crayons. You're a ....badass?..... Anyways, whatever type of ass you are, you rock in our world! 


With this tier you will get  

-everything in the previous tiers 

- you'll gain access to special PDF's that are chocked full of value!

 -the super cool title of Grunt in our Discord server as soon as you sign up!  

 

Please don't try to eat the PDF's.....

Includes Discord rewards
POG
$15 or more per month 0 patrons
You're not a grunt, you operate...at least that what you tell your friends (and anyone else within earshot). That's ok with us. We love stories no matter how embellished they are, and we love you for you're support!


 With this tier, you'll receive 

-everything from the previous tiers. 

-After 3 months, we'll send you your very own custom I.K.C. t-shirt 

-the super cool title of POG in our Discord server as soon as you sign up! 


Now everyone will know what an operator you truly are!!

Includes Discord rewards
Super POG
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
You're an elite operator, and you have the matching luggage to prove it!! You're challenge coin game is STRONG and is about to get Stronger!  

With this tier, you receive 

-everything from the previous tiers. 

-Your Custom I.K.C. t-shirt will arrive after 3 months, as well as *Gasp* 

-A NEW CHALLENGE COIN after 6 months!!! You're collection will now be complete! 

-You'll immediately receive the Title of Super POG on our Discord Server.  


You can almost hear the panties dropping, can't you? 

Includes Discord rewards
Farmer Dan
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
You grow shit....Including our community!! You, good patron, are the salt of the earth (or maybe just salty) and we recognize your dirty hands, farmer tans, and red necks for the for the sacrifice and dedication it takes to feed the world! 

With this tier, you receive 

-everything from the previous tiers, plus 

-a generous portion of seeds harvested from Tx Joe's personal garden!

 -the super cool title of Farmer Dan in our Discord server as soon as you sign up!  

Includes Discord rewards
Jiggler
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
You've managed to slip in and jiggle at our heart strings. All we ask is that you don't pull out until you've popped our lock! 

With this tier, you receive 

-everything from the previous tiers, plus 

-You get a shout out on our podcast and 

-on air plugs of your side hustle/business ( IF you have one).

 -the super cool title of Jiggler in our Discord server as soon as you sign up!  

Includes Discord rewards
Flash Money
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
You've got the newest gear, the freshest clothes, the tricked out Jeep and an affinity for jewelry boxes. You're savvy to all the newest trends, and make sure your on top of it.  


 With this tier, you receive 

-everything from the previous tiers, plus 

-a 20% discount on all IKC merchandise. 

-You'll have first dibs on Beta testing new IKC gear, 

 -the super cool title of Flash in our Discord server as soon as you sign up!  

-and most importantly, you'll receive an autographed picture of Tx Joe's jewelry box!!!  

Includes Discord rewards
Diocese
$250 or more per month 0 patrons
Your faith is us is unwavering, and your tithe shows it! Secretly we're a little nervous that you might have fantasies of Pat as an alter boy, but 3/4 of us are okay with that....

  With this tier, you receive 

-everything from the previous tiers, plus 

-a 30% discount on all IKC merchandise. 

 -the super cool title of Diocese in our Discord server as soon as you sign up!  

-You also have the option of Minister Tx Joe officiating a special event of your choice! 

Includes Discord rewards
Master
$500 or more per month 0 patrons
You're not fuckin around.... and neither are we. You know what you want and go for it, which is why with this tier, you receive 

-everything from the previous tiers and 

-you get the pleasure of one of the founders coming to your house( no funny business...unless you ask nicely, then MAYBE), eating your food, and crashing on your couch for the weekend. 

 -the super cool title of Master in our Discord server as soon as you sign up!  

-Oh, and (not as cool) you'll receive a mastermind call with 1 or more of the founders of your choosing, once a month.

Includes Discord rewards
Big Pappa
$1,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Alright money bags.... You love what we do and want to support us in the best way you know how. By makin' it rain!! At this level, you'll receive 

-everything from the previous tiers.

 -the super cool title of Big Pappa in our Discord server as soon as you sign up!   

-PLUS, after 6 months at this tier, we'll fly you out for a 4 day weekend with the IKC founders!

Includes Discord rewards
ZUES
$15,000 or more per month 0 patrons
You are a god amongst men, and therefore deserve to be immortalized. At this tier, you'll receive 

-everything from the previous tiers

 -the super cool title of ZUES in our Discord server as soon as you sign up!  AND

-after 1 year at this level, we will cast a bronze bust in your image to sit for eternity in the hallowed halls of our future head quarters. (glowing eyes optional)

Includes Discord rewards
Insurgency Knitting Circle is a place for people who are driven to be their best. We realize that we are responsible for every aspect of our life, and strive to make it the best life possible through liberty, knowledge, fitness, and self-preservation.

Recent posts by Insurgency Knitting Circle

Tiers
Basic
$1 or more per month 3 patrons
You may be "Basic", but at least it's something!


With this tier, you'll receive our eternal gratitude, as well as the status of "Patrons" on our Discord server. This will enable you to enter the Patrons Only areas, as well as sign up for courses before anyone else!

Includes Discord rewards
Mall Ninja
$5 or more per month 2 patrons
You like the "shiny new" toys, but don't really know how to use them....


AND that's ok! We all have to start somewhere! This tier is for those who aren't exactly sure WTF we are just yet. We give you a funny tingle in your pants, but it's "confusing and new".


 With this tier, you get everything in Basic plus the chance to win Patreon only giveaways!!

Includes Discord rewards
Grunt
$10 or more per month 4 patrons
We get it. You Charge in first. You eat Crayons. You're a ....badass?..... Anyways, whatever type of ass you are, you rock in our world! 


With this tier you will get  

-everything in the previous tiers 

- you'll gain access to special PDF's that are chocked full of value!

 -the super cool title of Grunt in our Discord server as soon as you sign up!  

 

Please don't try to eat the PDF's.....

Includes Discord rewards
POG
$15 or more per month 0 patrons
You're not a grunt, you operate...at least that what you tell your friends (and anyone else within earshot). That's ok with us. We love stories no matter how embellished they are, and we love you for you're support!


 With this tier, you'll receive 

-everything from the previous tiers. 

-After 3 months, we'll send you your very own custom I.K.C. t-shirt 

-the super cool title of POG in our Discord server as soon as you sign up! 


Now everyone will know what an operator you truly are!!

Includes Discord rewards
Super POG
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
You're an elite operator, and you have the matching luggage to prove it!! You're challenge coin game is STRONG and is about to get Stronger!  

With this tier, you receive 

-everything from the previous tiers. 

-Your Custom I.K.C. t-shirt will arrive after 3 months, as well as *Gasp* 

-A NEW CHALLENGE COIN after 6 months!!! You're collection will now be complete! 

-You'll immediately receive the Title of Super POG on our Discord Server.  


You can almost hear the panties dropping, can't you? 

Includes Discord rewards
Farmer Dan
$25 or more per month 0 patrons
You grow shit....Including our community!! You, good patron, are the salt of the earth (or maybe just salty) and we recognize your dirty hands, farmer tans, and red necks for the for the sacrifice and dedication it takes to feed the world! 

With this tier, you receive 

-everything from the previous tiers, plus 

-a generous portion of seeds harvested from Tx Joe's personal garden!

 -the super cool title of Farmer Dan in our Discord server as soon as you sign up!  

Includes Discord rewards
Jiggler
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
You've managed to slip in and jiggle at our heart strings. All we ask is that you don't pull out until you've popped our lock! 

With this tier, you receive 

-everything from the previous tiers, plus 

-You get a shout out on our podcast and 

-on air plugs of your side hustle/business ( IF you have one).

 -the super cool title of Jiggler in our Discord server as soon as you sign up!  

Includes Discord rewards
Flash Money
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
You've got the newest gear, the freshest clothes, the tricked out Jeep and an affinity for jewelry boxes. You're savvy to all the newest trends, and make sure your on top of it.  


 With this tier, you receive 

-everything from the previous tiers, plus 

-a 20% discount on all IKC merchandise. 

-You'll have first dibs on Beta testing new IKC gear, 

 -the super cool title of Flash in our Discord server as soon as you sign up!  

-and most importantly, you'll receive an autographed picture of Tx Joe's jewelry box!!!  

Includes Discord rewards
Diocese
$250 or more per month 0 patrons
Your faith is us is unwavering, and your tithe shows it! Secretly we're a little nervous that you might have fantasies of Pat as an alter boy, but 3/4 of us are okay with that....

  With this tier, you receive 

-everything from the previous tiers, plus 

-a 30% discount on all IKC merchandise. 

 -the super cool title of Diocese in our Discord server as soon as you sign up!  

-You also have the option of Minister Tx Joe officiating a special event of your choice! 

Includes Discord rewards
Master
$500 or more per month 0 patrons
You're not fuckin around.... and neither are we. You know what you want and go for it, which is why with this tier, you receive 

-everything from the previous tiers and 

-you get the pleasure of one of the founders coming to your house( no funny business...unless you ask nicely, then MAYBE), eating your food, and crashing on your couch for the weekend. 

 -the super cool title of Master in our Discord server as soon as you sign up!  

-Oh, and (not as cool) you'll receive a mastermind call with 1 or more of the founders of your choosing, once a month.

Includes Discord rewards
Big Pappa
$1,000 or more per month 0 patrons
Alright money bags.... You love what we do and want to support us in the best way you know how. By makin' it rain!! At this level, you'll receive 

-everything from the previous tiers.

 -the super cool title of Big Pappa in our Discord server as soon as you sign up!   

-PLUS, after 6 months at this tier, we'll fly you out for a 4 day weekend with the IKC founders!

Includes Discord rewards
ZUES
$15,000 or more per month 0 patrons
You are a god amongst men, and therefore deserve to be immortalized. At this tier, you'll receive 

-everything from the previous tiers

 -the super cool title of ZUES in our Discord server as soon as you sign up!  AND

-after 1 year at this level, we will cast a bronze bust in your image to sit for eternity in the hallowed halls of our future head quarters. (glowing eyes optional)

Includes Discord rewards