Israel Blargh! is creating novels, youtube gaming videos and general idiocy
22

patrons

$126
per month
Hello, ladies, gents and confused grannies trying to find their Facebook page! Thank you for maybe considering giving me some money. I've been making ad-free gaming videos for years on Youtube and now it's time to sell out. Ha!

I also write novels and put together scripted videos with very insightful and wonderful words in them. If you give me money I will feel too guilty to procrastinate at every opportunity, and so it will increase the rate at which I make these things. The gameplay with commentary stuff will all continue as usual, don’t you worry about that—though if this ever reaches "full salary" status, I'll be able to produce twice as much of that as well. A dude can dream.

Even if you decide not to give me money, I still like you okay and you probably are a neat person anyway.

(Banner art created by BonyMoroney)

Tiers
I Want You to Live
$1 or more per month 4 patrons
Thank you for giving me a buck or two a month. In exchange, you get nothing. Absolutely NOTHING, HAHAHA!

Okay, all supporters will be able to see the Patreon in-crowd posts (oh, whatever might be happening in there?) and be credited in scrolling text at the end of every "Why I Finished" video, under the header "These lunatics gave me money to make this," unless you tell me not to.
I Want You to Thrive
$4 or more per month 5 patrons
Hey, thanks a lot for helping pay my bills. You are a nice person! You can have full access to everything I have ever written (eBook and .doc files.) Which, right now, is only one novel and a bunch of stories. But this number shall rise!

Also I'll do monthly giveaways of leftover game keys I get from Humble Bundle Monthly. That's legal, right? Sure hope so.
I Want You to Love Me
$10 or more per month 12 patrons
If you're buying love for a tenner, you might get a disease along with it.
Just sayin'.
You will be put in a very exclusive, very private mailing list. I will send a message to this list every month. There is no telling what this message might say.

I Want to Make Love to You
$69 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
You are kind of a weirdo, aren't you?
As a reward, you get the uneasy feeling that your life choices leave much to be desired.
Goals
$126 of $200 per month
Getting this kinda cash a month will make me feel extremely guilty about procrastinating. Rate of production will increase dramatically. Like, a hundred-fold. That's a whole 10000% more stuff! INCREDIBLE!*

*Statement should be literally incredible and thus it is not be believed.
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Hello, ladies, gents and confused grannies trying to find their Facebook page! Thank you for maybe considering giving me some money. I've been making ad-free gaming videos for years on Youtube and now it's time to sell out. Ha!

I also write novels and put together scripted videos with very insightful and wonderful words in them. If you give me money I will feel too guilty to procrastinate at every opportunity, and so it will increase the rate at which I make these things. The gameplay with commentary stuff will all continue as usual, don’t you worry about that—though if this ever reaches "full salary" status, I'll be able to produce twice as much of that as well. A dude can dream.

Even if you decide not to give me money, I still like you okay and you probably are a neat person anyway.

(Banner art created by BonyMoroney)

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Tiers
I Want You to Live
$1 or more per month 4 patrons
Thank you for giving me a buck or two a month. In exchange, you get nothing. Absolutely NOTHING, HAHAHA!

Okay, all supporters will be able to see the Patreon in-crowd posts (oh, whatever might be happening in there?) and be credited in scrolling text at the end of every "Why I Finished" video, under the header "These lunatics gave me money to make this," unless you tell me not to.
I Want You to Thrive
$4 or more per month 5 patrons
Hey, thanks a lot for helping pay my bills. You are a nice person! You can have full access to everything I have ever written (eBook and .doc files.) Which, right now, is only one novel and a bunch of stories. But this number shall rise!

Also I'll do monthly giveaways of leftover game keys I get from Humble Bundle Monthly. That's legal, right? Sure hope so.
I Want You to Love Me
$10 or more per month 12 patrons
If you're buying love for a tenner, you might get a disease along with it.
Just sayin'.
You will be put in a very exclusive, very private mailing list. I will send a message to this list every month. There is no telling what this message might say.

I Want to Make Love to You
$69 or more per month 0 of 10 patrons
You are kind of a weirdo, aren't you?
As a reward, you get the uneasy feeling that your life choices leave much to be desired.