D'Koda is creating YouTube Videos
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G'day guys. My name is D'Koda, and I'm doing something I really didn't want to do, and that's create a Patreon.

As a 23 year old in Australia, at the time of writing, I'm doing a lot better than when I originally thought of creating a patreon. So thats a big plus. But I can't help but think of the time I was unemployed and how uncertain I felt during that time. So I guess I'm throwing this up as a bit of an emergency fund. With that said, DON'T BECOME A PATRON IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT YOURSELF.

Sob stories aside, pledging to my Patreon will not only allow me to keep food on the table, help out my family with bills, and keep me from losing you guys, It'll also allow me to continue doing the one thing I've always wanted to do ever since I was young - entertain. As a famous man once said, "There's no such thing as a free lunch" so if you give to me, I plan to give everything back in kind. Thank you.

These donation perks can be uniquely customized to suit you, if you are unhappy with the perk. Add me on steam prior to donating, and we can tailor something unique to suit you.
Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
0 patrons
For $1 (I wish I could put fifty cents. I tried) I'll put you down in the description of all future videos, as well as earn my eternal love and respect.
Pledge $5 or more per month
0 patrons
NAME MY TF2 INVENTORY

For $5 (A cup of coffee, but the coffee is dirt), I'll buy a name tag, and you'll have access to ANY item in my TF2 backpack, to have me rename. So if you want me to run around in with a Collectors Professional Rescue Ranger that says "F*ck my ass and call me Dingle" that is the price you have to pay! Every named item will be locked to my account and I will refuse to trade it off.

There will be exceptions, and these exceptions will be kept on the very last 2 pages of my TF2 backpack. These items will be too valuable to me to have changed.
Pledge $10 or more per month
0 patrons
LOWER REWARDS AND A PERMANENT FRIEND LIST SPOT, PLUS PATREON SUBMISSIONS FOR VIDEO IDEAS

For $10 (A nice cup of joe!) you get access to the previous perks, PLUS a permanent slot on my friends list, No matter if I run out of room or not, you'll always be able to talk to me when I'm online, because I'll never, EVER remove you! Not even for Gaben himself. Your name is also in my video description, so you'll be in two places at once.

You'll also be able to suggest video ideas which will be given a much bigger thought process, meaning I might be more inclined to pick it. If a video idea is picked, I'll credit you in the video and description itself.

Don't want to be named? Don't want your name in the outro? Thats fine! Tell me an alias, or tell me to omit it! I'll happily do so just for you.
Pledge $30 or more per month
0 patrons
I can't do any more coffee jokes. This isn't a joke. This is amazing.

For $30, you'll get everything above, and I'll personally mail you a DVD, addressed and made exclusively for you, expressing my gratitude. I'll keep this reward going as long as humanly possible, but the world will eventually run out of DVD's as the world moves away from them and towards Blu-ray. The video will be at least 5 minutes long, and will be sent anywhere in the world. Once you get the DVD once, I won't be able to send it again as a result of DVD's becoming slightly outdated. The video will also be uploaded to Youtube as an unlisted video. I'll give you the link and you can watch it in your own time, whenever you like.

Unlike the other $10 reward, you will have a guaranteed video idea picked. It doesn't matter what it is, as long as it is game related, I have (or can get) the game in question, and isn't more than stupidly ridiculous. I appreciate this, really. But I'm not going to do anything illegal for those that pick this perk. I will credit you for the idea, and state that it was a donation request by you. Don't want your name out there? Thats fine. Pick an alias, or choose to be anonymous.
Pledge $50 or more per month
0 of 2 patrons
I... I don't know what to say.

For $50 I'll outright do a video with you. Yep! I confess it! I will add you to a private Discord server, we can hang, talk, and make a video together. On what topic? We'll figure that out together.

The only prerequisite is you MUST have a decent microphone. Age does not matter so "squeakers" are welcome. You'll also get access to the previous perks.
Goals
$0 of $150 per month
So, at $150, I'll start doing steam raffles, using Scrap.tf's raffle service, as an EXCLUSIVE PATREON ONLY SERVICE. Using Scrap.tf, everyone will have the maximum time that I can do (7 Days). To prevent people ripping slots off, I'll be adding every patron to an exclusive steam group, which will be a requirement to enter the raffle, as well as a password that will be sent out via email.
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G'day guys. My name is D'Koda, and I'm doing something I really didn't want to do, and that's create a Patreon.

As a 23 year old in Australia, at the time of writing, I'm doing a lot better than when I originally thought of creating a patreon. So thats a big plus. But I can't help but think of the time I was unemployed and how uncertain I felt during that time. So I guess I'm throwing this up as a bit of an emergency fund. With that said, DON'T BECOME A PATRON IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD IT YOURSELF.

Sob stories aside, pledging to my Patreon will not only allow me to keep food on the table, help out my family with bills, and keep me from losing you guys, It'll also allow me to continue doing the one thing I've always wanted to do ever since I was young - entertain. As a famous man once said, "There's no such thing as a free lunch" so if you give to me, I plan to give everything back in kind. Thank you.

These donation perks can be uniquely customized to suit you, if you are unhappy with the perk. Add me on steam prior to donating, and we can tailor something unique to suit you.

Recent posts by D'Koda

Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
0 patrons
For $1 (I wish I could put fifty cents. I tried) I'll put you down in the description of all future videos, as well as earn my eternal love and respect.
Pledge $5 or more per month
0 patrons
NAME MY TF2 INVENTORY

For $5 (A cup of coffee, but the coffee is dirt), I'll buy a name tag, and you'll have access to ANY item in my TF2 backpack, to have me rename. So if you want me to run around in with a Collectors Professional Rescue Ranger that says "F*ck my ass and call me Dingle" that is the price you have to pay! Every named item will be locked to my account and I will refuse to trade it off.

There will be exceptions, and these exceptions will be kept on the very last 2 pages of my TF2 backpack. These items will be too valuable to me to have changed.
Pledge $10 or more per month
0 patrons
LOWER REWARDS AND A PERMANENT FRIEND LIST SPOT, PLUS PATREON SUBMISSIONS FOR VIDEO IDEAS

For $10 (A nice cup of joe!) you get access to the previous perks, PLUS a permanent slot on my friends list, No matter if I run out of room or not, you'll always be able to talk to me when I'm online, because I'll never, EVER remove you! Not even for Gaben himself. Your name is also in my video description, so you'll be in two places at once.

You'll also be able to suggest video ideas which will be given a much bigger thought process, meaning I might be more inclined to pick it. If a video idea is picked, I'll credit you in the video and description itself.

Don't want to be named? Don't want your name in the outro? Thats fine! Tell me an alias, or tell me to omit it! I'll happily do so just for you.
Pledge $30 or more per month
0 patrons
I can't do any more coffee jokes. This isn't a joke. This is amazing.

For $30, you'll get everything above, and I'll personally mail you a DVD, addressed and made exclusively for you, expressing my gratitude. I'll keep this reward going as long as humanly possible, but the world will eventually run out of DVD's as the world moves away from them and towards Blu-ray. The video will be at least 5 minutes long, and will be sent anywhere in the world. Once you get the DVD once, I won't be able to send it again as a result of DVD's becoming slightly outdated. The video will also be uploaded to Youtube as an unlisted video. I'll give you the link and you can watch it in your own time, whenever you like.

Unlike the other $10 reward, you will have a guaranteed video idea picked. It doesn't matter what it is, as long as it is game related, I have (or can get) the game in question, and isn't more than stupidly ridiculous. I appreciate this, really. But I'm not going to do anything illegal for those that pick this perk. I will credit you for the idea, and state that it was a donation request by you. Don't want your name out there? Thats fine. Pick an alias, or choose to be anonymous.
Pledge $50 or more per month
0 of 2 patrons
I... I don't know what to say.

For $50 I'll outright do a video with you. Yep! I confess it! I will add you to a private Discord server, we can hang, talk, and make a video together. On what topic? We'll figure that out together.

The only prerequisite is you MUST have a decent microphone. Age does not matter so "squeakers" are welcome. You'll also get access to the previous perks.