JM Guillen, Super-villain

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So. You have chosen the path of virtue. Excellent.


Together, we shall master the Earth.  I will send you the secret knock so that you may access my hidden volcano lair, and I will promise you a superpower.*


With this level of dire patronage, you will receive:


  • A connection on Facebook
  • A connection on Twitter
  • A personal recording of me saying:  "As always, Asset, we wish you well in the days ahead." You may use this for your cell phone ringtone, your computer log-on sound, or to listen to as you drift off to sleep.
  • Crazy birthday messages on your social media regarding your epic adventures
  • Stickers/swag from conventions (when available)


Also, as a special thanks, I will give you the antidote to the poison. As a result, your nervous system will not shut down.


*Keyword: Promise

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Your wisdom grows. Uncanny secrets reveal themselves to you.

This tier is separate from other tiers. It is a subscription to Irrational World's e-books, at a rate of one per month.


  • E-Book Subscription.


You will receive this benefit until you have read every e-book in our collection, in the recommended order.  If you wish this benefit along with another tier, contact JM Guillen for... arrangements. 

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Again, you have impressed me with your foresight. Your support obviously proves that you comprehend the vastness of my machinations. Now that you have attained wisdom, you shall receive:


  • An invitation to a secret "Cabal of Despair" group
  • A review copy of each story as it is written
  • Select annotated stories, available nowhere else
  • One free e-book
  • A connection on Facebook
  • A connection on Twitter
  • A personal recording of me saying:  "As always, Asset, we wish you well in the days ahead." You may use this for your cell phone ringtone, your computer log-on sound, or to listen to as you drift off to sleep.
  • Crazy birthday messages on your social media regarding your epic adventures
  • Stickers/swag from conventions (when available)


I will take you for a ride in my ornithropter and allow you to throw spider grenades at your foes. We will make them rue the day, all to show you how thankful I am.


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About

JM Guillen was your average, everyday awesome writer just trying to make it in this modern, awful corporate dystopia. He knew he wanted to make wonderful, bizarre things, but how could he afford to make that happen? Every day, he sat about crying and drinking, trying to figure out what he could do.

THEN A RADIOACTIVE METEOR CRASHED INTO HIS BACKYARD! FROM OUTER SPACE!

While examining the fuming interstellar rock, unknowable emanations radiated into the very center of his being. These unearthly energies changed the very depths of him, granting him powers that no man can name, and no god could ever master.

Reeling from the influx of spectral energies, he stumbled back into his home, his eyes open. Now, an entire universe unfolded before him. Now, he saw the way.

HE CREATED AN ACCOUNT ON WWW.PATREON.COM!

Now, JM Guillen begins to meet AWESOME people who supported his INSANE plans. Fiendishly, he scrawls story after story, writing steampunk, dark fantasy and eldritch horror. He made T-shirts and coasters and all kinds of strange and terrible things.

Soon, his DIABOLICAL plans began to take shape!

This, all of this, thanks to those visionaries, those brilliant mavericks who realized that the world needed a new and terrible kind of strange. These amazing people helped JM Guillen change his life and transform the world around him.

Thanks to them, reality will never be the same.
Goals
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ESCAPE THE CLUTCHES OF AMAZON IN A UFO

Amazon has NOT been good for my dear Irrational Worlds. The specifications for how often one should publish, the sales algorithm, the constant dance for reviews and stars....

Wouldn't you rather I was just telling stories?

At this goal, I will be able to afford the kinds of services I need to truly make our web-space one where people can purchase these works. I will be able to afford what I need for a checkout system, and pay monthly costs on hosting and bandwidth. 

Combined with the above step, I will be able to:

1) Identify new suckers customers.
2) Drive them to purchase at our own webspace.

This process should NOT be a difficult one. Literally, one thousand people who would buy everything I write would transform the world forever. 

As our plasma bombs take down the structures in which AMAZON HAS BEEN HOLDING MY WORKS CAPTIVE, we shall watch from a high rise building as the world transforms. I will tell you how "You met me at a very strange time in my life."

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