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Initiate
$1 or more per month
Thank you!

So. You have chosen the path of virtue. Excellent.

Together, we shall master the Earth.

With this level of dire patronage, I will follow you on Twitter and befriend you on my real Facebook account. I will send you the secret knock so that you may access my hidden volcano lair, and I will promise you a superpower.*

You will receive a current e-copy of "Windslinger",  another story which takes place in Michael Bishop's world. This story follows a young woman who sees the world from a very different perspective than the Facility... 


On your birthday, I will write something completely ridiculous on your Facebook/Twitter wall, making your friends believe you live a fantastic life of adventure that involves world domination.

Also, as a special thanks, I will give you the antidote to the poison. As a result, your nervous system will not shut down.

*Keyword: Promise

Acolyte
$5 or more per month
 

Again, you have impressed me with your foresight. Your support obviously proves that you comprehend the vastness of my machinations.

Here, you shall recieve everything I promised you above. I shall befriend you on Twitter/ Facebook, make a gift of Windslinger, and allow you access to the antidote.


This is typical. EVERY level gives access to the levels below it as well. 


If you have not already been added to my super secret "Cabal of Despair" e-mail group. In this group, we'll discuss secrets and I'll show you how things tie together. You'll get an update around once a week where we discuss all kinds of zaniness. 

I will ALSO provide you with a personal voice recording of me saying "As always, Asset, we wish you well in the days ahead." You may use this for your cell phone ringtone, your computer log-on sound, or to listen to as you drift off to sleep.

 
You shall also receive a free E-book at this level, the annotated copy of"The Herald of Autumn." This book, previously for sale, is now unavailable on Amazon. Like pop-up videos of the damned, this annotated copy of my work reveals odd, bent secrets that man was not meant to know. 

I will take you for a ride in my ornithropter and allow you to throw spider grenades at your foes. We will make them rue the day, all to show you how thankful I am.

Cabalist
$10 or more per month
Your wisdom in choosing to join me at this tier is apparent. Once the cities of man fall, you shall receive an island. 


Now that  you have found the heart to ally your schemes with my own, you shall, again, gain all the benefits of the tiers above this one. However, in addition, you will get a REVIEW copy of EVERY BOOK I PUBLISH from here on out, before it goes live. In this way, the moment you press that pretty button, you will constantly have your reader-holes jammed full of all the Irrational weirdness you can handle!


You will gain a permanent place in my elite team of ne'er-do-wells, who will be contacted with all the secret deets of my schemes and marketing ploys.


Furthermore, I shall continue to entertain you with works that were once for sale on Amazon, but now have been shuffled away into the dire vaults. 


This tier will also give you access to "On the Matter of the Red Hand," a steampunk/noir adventure that takes place on a DIFFERENT Irrational world, and is the linchpin to all manner of crazy strangeness.

Also, the next time I summon the dark presence of "Sesliimyyr, the Servitor of One Thousand Pleasures," I'll make certain you're there, slathered with the proper unguents. For science. 


Arcanist II
$15 or more per month
As we march forth, leading hordes of spider-strocities against modern politicians, your name is writ large on the walls of history.  It is apparent that we shall be remembered forever, and there will be holidays in our names.


At this tier, I shall perform a read-over of any 15,000 word work YOU have created, and offer both story-edit and advice about the amazing yet evil book of eldritch darkness. I will return the document to you with full markup, and assist you with future story planning.


ALSO, you will get a free e-book copy of "Slave of the Sky Captain," a steampunk/noir adventure that takes place on a DIFFERENT Irrational World, and takes us into the Riftingwar, a conflict that shapes reality itself!


I will also remove all my nanomachines from your bloodstream! 




WOW! Thanks!

Arcanist
$15 or more per month
Your loyalty to the cause is admirable. Your leadership as we crush the nations of man shall be sung of for a thousand years.


At this tier, I shall use my trained dirge-demons to deliver you a FREE, SIGNED, physical copy of "Rationality Zero".* If you already own this, you shall receive a copy of a DIFFERENT book. Just let me know! 


ALL of my books may or may not have been written on the back of the Constitution. 


ALSO, you will get a free e-book copy of "Slave of the Sky Captain," a steampunk/noir adventure that takes place on a DIFFERENT Irrational World, and takes us into the Riftingwar, a conflict that shapes reality itself.


I will also remove all my nanomachines from your bloodstream!


*American Patrons only, I'm afraid. Shipping would destroy me otherwise! If you are outside the continental boundaries of FREEDOMVILLE, this is not for you. 

Thaumaturge
$20 or more per month
Truly, you possess knowledge unlike any others within humanity. As we stand together, generations of humans shall weep and tear at their hair. 


At this level of patronage, I will infuse you with eagle DNA and grant you the power of flight. 


Also I'll expose you to the writings of Y'rrktaal the undying, where you'll gain necromantic powers.  


Here, I shall give you every e-book I have previously published. At the time of this writing, this includes:


Rationality Zero,

The Herald of Autumn,

On the Matter of the Red Hand,

Handmaiden’s Fury,

Slave of the Sky Captain,

An Oath of Wintersteel,

Collateral Damage,

The Primary Protocol,

The Wormwood Event,

Aberrant Vectors,

Regarding Oaths and the Whispering Flame,

Windslinger,

Cascading Error: Critical


You also have my undying thanks

Wonderworker
$50 or more per month
My God. You're a monster. A horrific, world ending monster.


I love it. 


Assuming you live within the continental US, this tier is phenomenal. Yes, of course you get all the Irrational weirdness of before, but this tier also grants you a signed copy of every book as I publish them!


I do NOT always make physical copies of everything I publish but with this tier, as I do, you will receive your own copy, delivered through USPS. Typically, these will be edition one copies.

Rewards
Initiate
$1 or more per month
Thank you!

So. You have chosen the path of virtue. Excellent.

Together, we shall master the Earth.

With this level of dire patronage, I will follow you on Twitter and befriend you on my real Facebook account. I will send you the secret knock so that you may access my hidden volcano lair, and I will promise you a superpower.*

You will receive a current e-copy of "Windslinger",  another story which takes place in Michael Bishop's world. This story follows a young woman who sees the world from a very different perspective than the Facility... 


On your birthday, I will write something completely ridiculous on your Facebook/Twitter wall, making your friends believe you live a fantastic life of adventure that involves world domination.

Also, as a special thanks, I will give you the antidote to the poison. As a result, your nervous system will not shut down.

*Keyword: Promise

Acolyte
$5 or more per month
 

Again, you have impressed me with your foresight. Your support obviously proves that you comprehend the vastness of my machinations.

Here, you shall recieve everything I promised you above. I shall befriend you on Twitter/ Facebook, make a gift of Windslinger, and allow you access to the antidote.


This is typical. EVERY level gives access to the levels below it as well. 


If you have not already been added to my super secret "Cabal of Despair" e-mail group. In this group, we'll discuss secrets and I'll show you how things tie together. You'll get an update around once a week where we discuss all kinds of zaniness. 

I will ALSO provide you with a personal voice recording of me saying "As always, Asset, we wish you well in the days ahead." You may use this for your cell phone ringtone, your computer log-on sound, or to listen to as you drift off to sleep.

 
You shall also receive a free E-book at this level, the annotated copy of"The Herald of Autumn." This book, previously for sale, is now unavailable on Amazon. Like pop-up videos of the damned, this annotated copy of my work reveals odd, bent secrets that man was not meant to know. 

I will take you for a ride in my ornithropter and allow you to throw spider grenades at your foes. We will make them rue the day, all to show you how thankful I am.

Cabalist
$10 or more per month
Your wisdom in choosing to join me at this tier is apparent. Once the cities of man fall, you shall receive an island. 


Now that  you have found the heart to ally your schemes with my own, you shall, again, gain all the benefits of the tiers above this one. However, in addition, you will get a REVIEW copy of EVERY BOOK I PUBLISH from here on out, before it goes live. In this way, the moment you press that pretty button, you will constantly have your reader-holes jammed full of all the Irrational weirdness you can handle!


You will gain a permanent place in my elite team of ne'er-do-wells, who will be contacted with all the secret deets of my schemes and marketing ploys.


Furthermore, I shall continue to entertain you with works that were once for sale on Amazon, but now have been shuffled away into the dire vaults. 


This tier will also give you access to "On the Matter of the Red Hand," a steampunk/noir adventure that takes place on a DIFFERENT Irrational world, and is the linchpin to all manner of crazy strangeness.

Also, the next time I summon the dark presence of "Sesliimyyr, the Servitor of One Thousand Pleasures," I'll make certain you're there, slathered with the proper unguents. For science. 


Arcanist II
$15 or more per month
As we march forth, leading hordes of spider-strocities against modern politicians, your name is writ large on the walls of history.  It is apparent that we shall be remembered forever, and there will be holidays in our names.


At this tier, I shall perform a read-over of any 15,000 word work YOU have created, and offer both story-edit and advice about the amazing yet evil book of eldritch darkness. I will return the document to you with full markup, and assist you with future story planning.


ALSO, you will get a free e-book copy of "Slave of the Sky Captain," a steampunk/noir adventure that takes place on a DIFFERENT Irrational World, and takes us into the Riftingwar, a conflict that shapes reality itself!


I will also remove all my nanomachines from your bloodstream! 




WOW! Thanks!

Arcanist
$15 or more per month
Your loyalty to the cause is admirable. Your leadership as we crush the nations of man shall be sung of for a thousand years.


At this tier, I shall use my trained dirge-demons to deliver you a FREE, SIGNED, physical copy of "Rationality Zero".* If you already own this, you shall receive a copy of a DIFFERENT book. Just let me know! 


ALL of my books may or may not have been written on the back of the Constitution. 


ALSO, you will get a free e-book copy of "Slave of the Sky Captain," a steampunk/noir adventure that takes place on a DIFFERENT Irrational World, and takes us into the Riftingwar, a conflict that shapes reality itself.


I will also remove all my nanomachines from your bloodstream!


*American Patrons only, I'm afraid. Shipping would destroy me otherwise! If you are outside the continental boundaries of FREEDOMVILLE, this is not for you. 

Thaumaturge
$20 or more per month
Truly, you possess knowledge unlike any others within humanity. As we stand together, generations of humans shall weep and tear at their hair. 


At this level of patronage, I will infuse you with eagle DNA and grant you the power of flight. 


Also I'll expose you to the writings of Y'rrktaal the undying, where you'll gain necromantic powers.  


Here, I shall give you every e-book I have previously published. At the time of this writing, this includes:


Rationality Zero,

The Herald of Autumn,

On the Matter of the Red Hand,

Handmaiden’s Fury,

Slave of the Sky Captain,

An Oath of Wintersteel,

Collateral Damage,

The Primary Protocol,

The Wormwood Event,

Aberrant Vectors,

Regarding Oaths and the Whispering Flame,

Windslinger,

Cascading Error: Critical


You also have my undying thanks

Wonderworker
$50 or more per month
My God. You're a monster. A horrific, world ending monster.


I love it. 


Assuming you live within the continental US, this tier is phenomenal. Yes, of course you get all the Irrational weirdness of before, but this tier also grants you a signed copy of every book as I publish them!


I do NOT always make physical copies of everything I publish but with this tier, as I do, you will receive your own copy, delivered through USPS. Typically, these will be edition one copies.