OH HEY! There ya are! HELLO Earth! I'm SO excited ta finally get ta talk ta Earth kids. I been tryin' ta get this transeever thingy ta work for ages so I could reach ya.
Wait... ya... ya ARE Earth kids, right?
GREAT! See cuz I'm the OH-FYCAL historian 'a Nil, an' Guts an' Glory want me ta tell ya all 'bout their adventures! That means I got lotsa stories, fulla monsters an' robots an' bugs big as houses! Do ya wanna hear 'em? That's great! Cuz I wanna tell 'em too!
But my transeever thingy ain't too great -- like most stuff here in Nil -- so I can only send ya a message once a week, 'k? Follow me here ta get alla the stories. I'll see ya soon!
This is Scribbler 'a Nil, signin' off! fer now
(I drew me. Do ya like it?)