WHO ARE YOU?
My name is Joseph Scrimshaw. I do comedy things. I’m a stand-up, a writer, a host, and podcaster. I've written and/or performed on RiffTrax, Screen Junkies, Wil Wheaton's hit show TableTop, and much more. I googled me for you and came up with my website and a mostly accurate Wikipedia page.

WHAT DO YOU CREATE?
This Patreon supports my comedy podcast Obsessed--it's a funny, smart, intimate, loud, absurd podcast about liking things a lot. Maybe even too much. Guests are often comedians, actors, and other charming humans covering topics from Star Wars to Cats to Self-Loathing to Pro-Wrestling and everything in between!

The goal is to put out an episode every week, but we guarantee we'll put out a minimum of 3 episodes every month.

There's also 1 bonus episode per month available exclusively to patrons!

HERE ARE SOME FAVORITE EPISODES
James Urbaniak and his obsession with ACTORS!
Matt Gourley and his obsession with QUICKSAND!
A live episode all about GAME OF THRONES!
and a made-up roleplaying game called WIZARDS & WHATEVER!

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
Like all humans, I do things because love and money. As an independent artist, this ongoing support will help keep both my body and soul fed, housed, and clothed. That’s right. Your support will help me keep my soul’s pants on. (And while we're honored that Obsessed is part of Feral Audio, right now, Patreon is the only source of financial support for Obsessed.)

DO YOU HAVE A CLOSING STATEMENT?
Yes, yes, I do. Thanks for taking the time to read this. There’s also an FAQ about Patreon here.