Joseph Scrimshaw is creating Obsessed Podcast
108

patrons

WHO ARE YOU?
My name is Joseph Scrimshaw. I do comedy things. I’m a stand-up, a writer, a host, and podcaster. I've written and/or performed for Adult Swim, RiffTrax, Screen Junkies, Sf SketchFest, and much more. I googled me for you and came up with my website and a mostly accurate Wikipedia page.

WHAT DO YOU CREATE?
This Patreon supports my comedy podcast Obsessed--it's a funny, smart, intimate, loud, absurd podcast about liking things a lot. Maybe even too much. Guests are comedians, actors, and other charming humans covering topics from Star Wars to Cats to Self-Loathing to Pro-Wrestling and everything in between!

The goal is to put out an episode every week, but we guarantee we'll put out a minimum of 3 episodes every month.

There's also 1 bonus episode per month available exclusively to patrons!

HERE ARE SOME FAVORITE EPISODES
James Urbaniak and his obsession with ACTORS!
Matt Gourley and his obsession with QUICKSAND!
A live episode all about GAME OF THRONES!
and a made-up roleplaying game called WIZARDS & WHATEVER!

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
Like all humans, I do things because love and money. As an independent artist, this ongoing support will help keep both my body and soul fed, housed, and clothed. That’s right. Your support will help me keep my soul’s pants on. (And while we're honored that Obsessed is part of Feral Audio, right now, Patreon is the only source of financial support for Obsessed.)

DO YOU HAVE A CLOSING STATEMENT?
Yes, yes, I do. Thanks for taking the time to read this. There’s also an FAQ about Patreon here.


Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
+Patron-only bonus episodes of Obsessed
You'll get access to a monthly patron-only episode of Obsessed featuring interviews with fan-favorite guests! 

Pledge $2 or more per month
+Your very own LOLScrimshaw
I'll email you a photo of me or by me with a humorous caption!
+Patron-only bonus episodes of Obsessed
Pledge $3 or more per month
+Comedy of Doom
I'll send you a PDF of my book, Comedy of Doom!
+LOLScrimshaw
+Patron-only bonus episodes of Obsessed
Pledge $5 or more per month
+Obsessed Podcast Topic
Suggest a topic for the podcast! The topic might be used for the main subject of the podcast, the intro, or a patron-only bonus episode!
+Comedy of Doom
+LOLScrimshaw
+Patron-only bonus episodes of Obsessed


Pledge $15 or more per month
+Joseph Scrimshaw Pint Glass
I'll send you an official Joseph Scrimshaw pint glass
emblazoned with a witty retort about booze!
+Obsessed Podcast Topic
+Comedy of Doom
+LOLScrimshaw
+Patron-only bonus episodes of Obsessed
Pledge $25 or more per month
+2 Joseph Scrimshaw Pint Glasses
+Obsessed Podcast Topic
+Comedy of Doom
+LOLScrimshaw
+Patron-only bonus episodes of Obsessed

Pledge $75 or more per month
+Scrimshaw Thank You Flask
I'll send you a flask engraved with the official Joseph Scrimshaw Crest.
It will feature a squirrel, a martini, and a lightsaber. Also, it will be awesome.
Obviously. 
+Lifetime Comps
Whenever I have control over tickets,
you will have two lifetime comps to any performance! 
+Joseph Scrimshaw Pint Glass
+Obsessed Podcast Topic
+Comedy of Doom
+LOLScrimshaw
+Patron-only bonus episodes of Obsessed


Goals
108 of 125 patrons
At this level, we'll start paying our guests $25 to appear on the show. The podcast economy must grow! 
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WHO ARE YOU?
My name is Joseph Scrimshaw. I do comedy things. I’m a stand-up, a writer, a host, and podcaster. I've written and/or performed for Adult Swim, RiffTrax, Screen Junkies, Sf SketchFest, and much more. I googled me for you and came up with my website and a mostly accurate Wikipedia page.

WHAT DO YOU CREATE?
This Patreon supports my comedy podcast Obsessed--it's a funny, smart, intimate, loud, absurd podcast about liking things a lot. Maybe even too much. Guests are comedians, actors, and other charming humans covering topics from Star Wars to Cats to Self-Loathing to Pro-Wrestling and everything in between!

The goal is to put out an episode every week, but we guarantee we'll put out a minimum of 3 episodes every month.

There's also 1 bonus episode per month available exclusively to patrons!

HERE ARE SOME FAVORITE EPISODES
James Urbaniak and his obsession with ACTORS!
Matt Gourley and his obsession with QUICKSAND!
A live episode all about GAME OF THRONES!
and a made-up roleplaying game called WIZARDS & WHATEVER!

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
Like all humans, I do things because love and money. As an independent artist, this ongoing support will help keep both my body and soul fed, housed, and clothed. That’s right. Your support will help me keep my soul’s pants on. (And while we're honored that Obsessed is part of Feral Audio, right now, Patreon is the only source of financial support for Obsessed.)

DO YOU HAVE A CLOSING STATEMENT?
Yes, yes, I do. Thanks for taking the time to read this. There’s also an FAQ about Patreon here.


Recent posts by Joseph Scrimshaw

Tiers
Pledge $1 or more per month
+Patron-only bonus episodes of Obsessed
You'll get access to a monthly patron-only episode of Obsessed featuring interviews with fan-favorite guests! 

Pledge $2 or more per month
+Your very own LOLScrimshaw
I'll email you a photo of me or by me with a humorous caption!
+Patron-only bonus episodes of Obsessed
Pledge $3 or more per month
+Comedy of Doom
I'll send you a PDF of my book, Comedy of Doom!
+LOLScrimshaw
+Patron-only bonus episodes of Obsessed
Pledge $5 or more per month
+Obsessed Podcast Topic
Suggest a topic for the podcast! The topic might be used for the main subject of the podcast, the intro, or a patron-only bonus episode!
+Comedy of Doom
+LOLScrimshaw
+Patron-only bonus episodes of Obsessed


Pledge $15 or more per month
+Joseph Scrimshaw Pint Glass
I'll send you an official Joseph Scrimshaw pint glass
emblazoned with a witty retort about booze!
+Obsessed Podcast Topic
+Comedy of Doom
+LOLScrimshaw
+Patron-only bonus episodes of Obsessed
Pledge $25 or more per month
+2 Joseph Scrimshaw Pint Glasses
+Obsessed Podcast Topic
+Comedy of Doom
+LOLScrimshaw
+Patron-only bonus episodes of Obsessed

Pledge $75 or more per month
+Scrimshaw Thank You Flask
I'll send you a flask engraved with the official Joseph Scrimshaw Crest.
It will feature a squirrel, a martini, and a lightsaber. Also, it will be awesome.
Obviously. 
+Lifetime Comps
Whenever I have control over tickets,
you will have two lifetime comps to any performance! 
+Joseph Scrimshaw Pint Glass
+Obsessed Podcast Topic
+Comedy of Doom
+LOLScrimshaw
+Patron-only bonus episodes of Obsessed