Justice3442 is creating Words
5

patrons

$24
per month
Hello, reader and potential investor!

How would you like to participate in an investment opportunity to shape the very fabric of human history?* Provided desire is for the betterment of horse words and learning about my opinion on things or things I’m knowledgeable about, do I have an investment opportunity for you.

As all of humanity knows, pastel horses and their lives are at the forefront of importance for a well-functioning society. It is my desire to continue our development as a species and if it’s your desire to help me to that, then you’ve arrived at the correct place.

If it’s also your desire to direct what I write about outside the scope of fan-fiction, then you’ve doubly arrived at the even more correct place!

For as low as $5 (that as much as something you buy once a week that costs $5, like an overpriced coffee, a value meal at a fast food restaurant, or some third thing I don’t have to tell you about because you understand how money works), you can get me to blog about something in a manner that’ll be humorous and bring the joy of mirth to your life!**

And remember that every dollar spend is an investment in the betterment of humanity and justice.***

*Fabric in this context by no means refers to the entirety of the complex tapestry of human workings throughout the world. Think more a tiny corner, or maybe a hand towel worth of fabric.

** Humor is subjective and your joy and/or mirth from my posts are not guaranteed.

*** There is no good reason for this footnote. It’s just that comedy comes in threes.
Rewards
Horse Word Shaper
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
  

Access to content before the final editing process is complete, and an opportunity to comment on and influence chapters before the go out. Contributions used will be credited in the author’s notes.


A spot on my pages contribution list with links back to FimFiction account or the account of your choice


Access to the elusive Patreon member Discord channel which will be a great place place to give me story ides and ask me where “When is X going to update next?” that’s more likely to get me to work on that thing instead of maybe putting off working on X out of spite 


Access and a spot in my heart

Includes Discord rewards
Contributor to the art (exclusively in blog form)
$5 or more per month 3 of 20 patrons
  

Same rewards as Horse Word Shaper Plus:


A more prominent spot on my page in sort of special bolded area to help tell others how much you care and all the good feelings and opportunities to brag that gets you.


A spot in my heart with modest furnishings


Once a month you get to pick a topic amongst the things I am passionate about/knowledgeable about and I will credit you in a blog post. Topics include, but are not limited to:


· My Little Pony & Equestria Girls

· Dan Vs.

· Star Wars 

· Dragon Ball Z

· Religion and Mythology (Note, blog posts will be mostly information/study based in this case)

· Rick & Morty

· Marvel MCU

· DCAU and current Movie arc

· Mad Max franchise

· Delicious Booze

· Data base design! (So Rad!)

· And many more! Feel free to ask me questions regarding certain interests to see if something aligns!


Example Blog topics:

Blog about a specific character from something

Blog about a specific episode of something

General blog about an entire franchise or perhaps a season/story arc

Includes Discord rewards
Co-explorer of the blogosphere
$10 or more per month 1 of 5 patrons
  

Same rewards as Contributor to the arts, but in blog form plus:


A high-rise apartment in my heart with lavish furnishings


You choose the once a month topic! That is, within reason:


Topic must be something I either know a reasonable amount of already (say, a movie I’ve seen or series I’ve seen some episodes from) or something I can access without much effort (It’s on Netflix, it’s something on the internet that can be accessed through (at least MOSTLY) legal means and costs me zero monies).


Potential controversial topics (politics, religious views outside information providing) will be considered but have a high-likeliness of being rejected. That is, please don’t pay me to create some sort of drama engine in my life. 


No fellow hobby writers or artists (yes, this includes yourself where applicable). I don’t want this to become a way I sort of endorse or advertise for anyone. I’d also like to avoid becoming a way to rail against a specific individual. Also note that if yourself was the intended target, there’s no telling which category you can end up in, so this is really for the best.


Other people who produce non-professional or freely offered internet content are likewise subject to a potential “nope, nope, nope”. If it’s a sufficiently well-known creator I might be willing to do an entry on a single video or some such (So like, if you want me to review a Game Grumps episode or maybe something adjacent to my hobbies I don’t usually indulge in like, an episode of the Mental Advanced Series, I might be game).


Topic has to be sfw and also nothing that makes me cringe in disgust/horror, whatever… Exceptions to the later are “so bad it’s good” or “so bad it’s just super bad, but not in a creepy fetishy way). This is going on my fimfic blog, so discretion is advised. At this tier, it's still likely you might get 10 to 15 minutes of my time before the madness screams set in and I blog about whatever I managed to get through.


In this case, approaching me with a list of things (numbered by priority, or a primary in some back-ups) is advisable.


Includes Discord rewards
Rear Admiral of deep blog-based exploration
$50 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
  

Same rewards as Explorer or human culture translated through the fingers of Justice plus:


Wow! That’s a lot of money! Pretty much the same as above except the money and time I can spend on the thing is quite a bit more. I mean… You must really want my opinion on something, but hey… It’s your money.

Includes Discord rewards
Demi-god of divine worldly understanding (still in blog form, though)
$100 or more per month 0 of 2 patrons
Same rewards as Admiral of deep blog-based exploration    

Plus: 


My deep gratitude and somewhat unnerved concern for your mental health. 


Er… Okay! You have my attention and maybe more than an hour of time plus have given the ability to spent a lot of money on whatever it is you want my opinion on (Laughs nervously while he visually checks for the nearest quick exit)!

Includes Discord rewards
Goals
$24 of $1,000 per month
You helped pay my entire rent for this month. Good on you!
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Hello, reader and potential investor!

How would you like to participate in an investment opportunity to shape the very fabric of human history?* Provided desire is for the betterment of horse words and learning about my opinion on things or things I’m knowledgeable about, do I have an investment opportunity for you.

As all of humanity knows, pastel horses and their lives are at the forefront of importance for a well-functioning society. It is my desire to continue our development as a species and if it’s your desire to help me to that, then you’ve arrived at the correct place.

If it’s also your desire to direct what I write about outside the scope of fan-fiction, then you’ve doubly arrived at the even more correct place!

For as low as $5 (that as much as something you buy once a week that costs $5, like an overpriced coffee, a value meal at a fast food restaurant, or some third thing I don’t have to tell you about because you understand how money works), you can get me to blog about something in a manner that’ll be humorous and bring the joy of mirth to your life!**

And remember that every dollar spend is an investment in the betterment of humanity and justice.***

*Fabric in this context by no means refers to the entirety of the complex tapestry of human workings throughout the world. Think more a tiny corner, or maybe a hand towel worth of fabric.

** Humor is subjective and your joy and/or mirth from my posts are not guaranteed.

*** There is no good reason for this footnote. It’s just that comedy comes in threes.

Recent posts by Justice3442

Rewards
Horse Word Shaper
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
  

Access to content before the final editing process is complete, and an opportunity to comment on and influence chapters before the go out. Contributions used will be credited in the author’s notes.


A spot on my pages contribution list with links back to FimFiction account or the account of your choice


Access to the elusive Patreon member Discord channel which will be a great place place to give me story ides and ask me where “When is X going to update next?” that’s more likely to get me to work on that thing instead of maybe putting off working on X out of spite 


Access and a spot in my heart

Includes Discord rewards
Contributor to the art (exclusively in blog form)
$5 or more per month 3 of 20 patrons
  

Same rewards as Horse Word Shaper Plus:


A more prominent spot on my page in sort of special bolded area to help tell others how much you care and all the good feelings and opportunities to brag that gets you.


A spot in my heart with modest furnishings


Once a month you get to pick a topic amongst the things I am passionate about/knowledgeable about and I will credit you in a blog post. Topics include, but are not limited to:


· My Little Pony & Equestria Girls

· Dan Vs.

· Star Wars 

· Dragon Ball Z

· Religion and Mythology (Note, blog posts will be mostly information/study based in this case)

· Rick & Morty

· Marvel MCU

· DCAU and current Movie arc

· Mad Max franchise

· Delicious Booze

· Data base design! (So Rad!)

· And many more! Feel free to ask me questions regarding certain interests to see if something aligns!


Example Blog topics:

Blog about a specific character from something

Blog about a specific episode of something

General blog about an entire franchise or perhaps a season/story arc

Includes Discord rewards
Co-explorer of the blogosphere
$10 or more per month 1 of 5 patrons
  

Same rewards as Contributor to the arts, but in blog form plus:


A high-rise apartment in my heart with lavish furnishings


You choose the once a month topic! That is, within reason:


Topic must be something I either know a reasonable amount of already (say, a movie I’ve seen or series I’ve seen some episodes from) or something I can access without much effort (It’s on Netflix, it’s something on the internet that can be accessed through (at least MOSTLY) legal means and costs me zero monies).


Potential controversial topics (politics, religious views outside information providing) will be considered but have a high-likeliness of being rejected. That is, please don’t pay me to create some sort of drama engine in my life. 


No fellow hobby writers or artists (yes, this includes yourself where applicable). I don’t want this to become a way I sort of endorse or advertise for anyone. I’d also like to avoid becoming a way to rail against a specific individual. Also note that if yourself was the intended target, there’s no telling which category you can end up in, so this is really for the best.


Other people who produce non-professional or freely offered internet content are likewise subject to a potential “nope, nope, nope”. If it’s a sufficiently well-known creator I might be willing to do an entry on a single video or some such (So like, if you want me to review a Game Grumps episode or maybe something adjacent to my hobbies I don’t usually indulge in like, an episode of the Mental Advanced Series, I might be game).


Topic has to be sfw and also nothing that makes me cringe in disgust/horror, whatever… Exceptions to the later are “so bad it’s good” or “so bad it’s just super bad, but not in a creepy fetishy way). This is going on my fimfic blog, so discretion is advised. At this tier, it's still likely you might get 10 to 15 minutes of my time before the madness screams set in and I blog about whatever I managed to get through.


In this case, approaching me with a list of things (numbered by priority, or a primary in some back-ups) is advisable.


Includes Discord rewards
Rear Admiral of deep blog-based exploration
$50 or more per month 0 of 5 patrons
  

Same rewards as Explorer or human culture translated through the fingers of Justice plus:


Wow! That’s a lot of money! Pretty much the same as above except the money and time I can spend on the thing is quite a bit more. I mean… You must really want my opinion on something, but hey… It’s your money.

Includes Discord rewards
Demi-god of divine worldly understanding (still in blog form, though)
$100 or more per month 0 of 2 patrons
Same rewards as Admiral of deep blog-based exploration    

Plus: 


My deep gratitude and somewhat unnerved concern for your mental health. 


Er… Okay! You have my attention and maybe more than an hour of time plus have given the ability to spent a lot of money on whatever it is you want my opinion on (Laughs nervously while he visually checks for the nearest quick exit)!

Includes Discord rewards