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Hey there! Lend me your eyeballs for just a moment. I’ll give them back. You can trust me.

Welcome to my Patreon page, the place where the stories that buzz in my head get put on display and, hopefully, entertain you.

Here you will find various fiction stories – Starship Captains absconding with ancient artifacts, ancient gods ruling over dying planets, buried secrets revealed with terrible consequence, and party robots from long-dead civilizations awaking a few thousand years after the party had ended.

Science fiction, fantasy, and the bizarre and absurd reign here, so consider yourself warned: Expect psionic warrior women, armored space marines, and man eating couches (no, you read that right).
Nothing is off limits here – speculative fiction is here to take us to new places, meet new people, and watch them avoid ravenous splurge beasts on the plains of Yithril.

Why should you care?

Because you rock, and you like stories, and you like to throw a dollar or two towards the ‘arts’ (I’ll let you be the judge of whether man-eating appliances are art or not!)

Patreon allows you to give cash-money to folks trying to get by and create something for everyone to enjoy. You can see most of the content without donating anything, or you can pitch in a few cents, a dollar, or more per story!

Patreon allows you to have full control over who, what, when and where your patronage goes. Set a monthly limit to keep things in budget, add or remove your support at any time, pitch in as much or as little as you want.

And even at the cost of a dollar per story, multiplied by a few dozen fans and supporters, a person like myself can afford to continue putting the hours in to create what entertains. It is a beautiful thing, and ultra-super-duper risk free – I only get paid if I create! No writing? No greenbacks.

Please support space battles, old gods, and your local demon infested televisions today!

Enlist, soldier, and enjoy the benefits of being awesome:

• Lots of tales and serials delivered to your brainpan via the “interwebz.”
• Humor, drama, things that go boom, and stabby-stabby. Characters you can give a damn about, events that range from epic to WTF EPICZOR!1 and worlds filled with mystery.
• Previews of longer works in progress, free ebooks, volunteer your boss to be the next victim of the man-eating couch, and other rewards for lending me a helping hand (gross, did you wash that thing?)

How often will the stories flop onto my internet screen device thing?

At least once a week, likely more often than that.

The shorter pieces, around 1000 words, take only a few minutes of your time to read, but pack a punch. These will often be serials – think episodes of your favorite shows.

The longer stuff is around 3000 to 6000 words – think short story or a long chapter in a novel. Some of these are self contained, and others serialized as well. Expect these to keep you busy for about half an hour.

And finally, novel chapters themselves. More than a few books bounce around in my head, and I may put them here a chapter at a time.

The end result is, there will be at least one story a week minimum, and more as support and time allow!

But fret not! Use the Patreon donation settings to limit the total you are willing to spread to my corner of the net. You will still see all the content, and receive any and all rewards you are entitled to, but your donations will be capped to a max per month. If you support me for $1 per story and cap it to $4 per month, you will never go over that $4 even if I get cranked on caffein pills and write fifty stories.

Let me know what you want!

Don’t be shy. Step on out and let me know what you like, or what you don’t like, about my work.

Maybe you think my stories need more dwarven hula-hoop competitions or exploding donkeys.

Feel free to let me know! The days when we writers sat alone, pickled our livers with drink, and were effectively walled away from our readers are long gone. Use the power of the interwebz! 

So check it out, read some stuff, and support me if you would like!