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I hate writing things about myself. It feels all weird and awkward to talk myself up, so I'm going to let my boyfriend do it for me. 

Some things you should know:

  1. She is way smarter than all of you, AND she knows what she is talking about when it comes to sensitive subjects.
  2. She is fucking gorgeous as hell, so why wouldn't you give her money? 

Ummm... see... That's awkward as fuck for me to read. 

  1. It is statistically improbable that I'm smarter than everyone who will ever read this.
  2. That's not exactly a valid reason to give someone money, but I suppose it is the sole reason a great deal of people are rich... 

How about this? 

Several people have told me I string words together in ways that make complex subject matter easy to understand. Particularly how social constructs affect seemingly unrelated aspects of society. Such as, the education system and crime rates, the religiosity of an area and teen pregnancy rates, low wages and major retailers going bankrupt, etc. 

I just feel like I'm stating the obvious and/or pulling things out of my ass. Substantially more than one person seems to think I produce valuable shit...

So, here we are.

If YOU think my shit is valuable, go ahead and tell me how valuable by becoming a patron! If you think my shit isn't worth anything; don't. 

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I hate writing things about myself. It feels all weird and awkward to talk myself up, so I'm going to let my boyfriend do it for me. 

Some things you should know:

  1. She is way smarter than all of you, AND she knows what she is talking about when it comes to sensitive subjects.
  2. She is fucking gorgeous as hell, so why wouldn't you give her money? 

Ummm... see... That's awkward as fuck for me to read. 

  1. It is statistically improbable that I'm smarter than everyone who will ever read this.
  2. That's not exactly a valid reason to give someone money, but I suppose it is the sole reason a great deal of people are rich... 

How about this? 

Several people have told me I string words together in ways that make complex subject matter easy to understand. Particularly how social constructs affect seemingly unrelated aspects of society. Such as, the education system and crime rates, the religiosity of an area and teen pregnancy rates, low wages and major retailers going bankrupt, etc. 

I just feel like I'm stating the obvious and/or pulling things out of my ass. Substantially more than one person seems to think I produce valuable shit...

So, here we are.

If YOU think my shit is valuable, go ahead and tell me how valuable by becoming a patron! If you think my shit isn't worth anything; don't. 

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That's some interesting shit. 
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That's some good shit...
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 Give that shit a round of applause! 
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That's *the* shit!  
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Give me more of that shit! 
Red Diamond
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Where has this shit been all my life?!  
Radium Shit
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I NEED THIS SHIT!!! 
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Holy Shit!!!