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It's been a while
A lot has changed,skills have improved. 
Thanks for the patience, and don't worry ~ we are still us ;) 

Like and share - prove to your friends you followed us first 


Did you know that both Trump and Putin are managers for our Twitter ads?


Shhh don't tell them. It's a race. First of one of them to make ads for us wins something.. I dunno. Something from you! Yes. That you'll pay us to give to them!
Thanks for the support,
click the magic bubbles button to donate & meet the Giant Pink Moon Turtle (yes seriously)
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Lucid Dreamer
$1.50 or more per month

As a Lucid Dreamer you have woken up to realize~ You are still asleep! That's right, we're here and we are all still here ~But~ some know they are asleep and that means they know they are: Lucid Dreaming!


A lucid dreamer:


  • Has a more vivid view of the dream around them
  • Dreams in awe of surrounding environment
  • Starts to control the dream around them
  • Practices cool stuff like flying and teleporting!




(Translation:)


  • Has a better understanding of what is wanted out of life
  • Sees infinite possibility in the world around them
  • Takes brave action where they wouldn't have dreamt of doing before
  • Practices cool stuff with Kapuhuna!




❯❯ Get your email care package personalized monthly donation!

Includes Discord rewards
The Strawberry Angel™
$3.33 or more per month

Coined after our World Famous Historically Futuristic in-the-future one day- Article Publishings on Medium 

https://medium.com/@kapuhuna ~ The Strawberry Angel™ bestows you with the gifts of sweet sweet L౦ድዪ,ክ⚪️ቪሊፕዘѺ҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈࿊.



Yes, I, do believe I broke the alphabet itself now saying that holy word. 

Woops.



Well the  L౦ድዪ,ክ⚪️ቪሊፕዘѺ҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈࿊  are a holy blessing to be blessed with. 


Which means you get your very own cute lil strawberry angel icon unique in it's smiley face splendor! Trademark [™] it and we wont mind! It's yours ;) you sweet strawberry angel you  ♥   ♥   ❤


The Strawberry Angel wants to do more for you though ~

Have your own personal Astrology Transit horoscope sent to you once a week!


The Strawberry angel will also fly high up to the heavens and check out your Astrological aspects by asking the stars themselves!


Now that's hardcore, bet you never had an Astrology reading that amazing now have you?  ♡  ♡  ♡ 



  •  Your own Cute lil Strawberry Angel Icon


  • Personal Astrology Transit horoscope once a week


Includes Discord rewards
(hidden nommo)
$7.77 or more per month
                                      Shhhhhhh...!!

                                                     .........................


The Hidden Nommo are a secret...



 ... Wait


               Who put that embedded link there!?


                                               Doh!  




So much for that!



The Hidden Nommo ain't hidden ...no mo'.




So might as well let it be open. 

The "Nommo" are the fish-like Gods-kinda-ish people spirit aliens, of the African DOGON tribe. 


That's right Fish, the same DOGON tribe always talked about on that Alien-conspiracy-theorists-show with the guy who looks like his hair got too much static from the tin-foil helmet he protects himself with.   



AND THE HIDDEN NOMMO IS WHY HE WEARS IT. 



                   




The hidden nommo are the secret agents of Kapuhuna who are really really bad at staying silent.  Basically the "James Bond"s of Kapuhuna.  They come here to chew bubble gum and Kick-arse.


And they all outta bubble gum.  ;)



Join us on the Tumblr side and rant with us on your own connected and hosted Tumblr site - that we will work with you in building, setting up, be your friends, tag each other in kitty videos, and team up with you on your passionate heroic mission against THEM.


Who is  -"Them"?




I dunno.  


You tell me I just work here dude  lol



Hidden Nommo are secret-ishh..kinda 

- agents,


so they get all the tools, widgets, plugins, codes, accounts, tricks of the trade, and apps galore.  They are immune to poisonous-wiggly ocean thingies,  super-cammelflawshjoud.  

And!


They are given a secret agent gadget package per- month!

KAHUNA
$12.34 or more per month
KAHUNA.


Kahuna are the keepers of the secret.


And some people can't handle the truth.  Like that Tom Cruz movie where he had that said to him by Jack Nicholson.


You will be trained in all the magical ways of Kapuhuna.


And you will be a Warrior of Light.


A true member of Kapuhuna.


And a light in the darkness, for all of humanity to see hope through.  A leader of True self, towards a Humane-Humanity.

Includes Discord rewards
Goals
0 of 333 patrons
At 333 patrons the Kapuhuna will unite and meditate their soul forces unto becoming ..Lieutenant Planet!

I meannn..

just kidding don't sue me ancient 90's cartoon company.


At 333 patrons we will Launch our super-top-shelf AURACHACKRA,
yeah
, Aura Chakra

Initiative.

            THE CROWN CHAKRA COLLECTIVE.



The Crown Chakra Collective will be an organized and never before seen Flash-Mob of united global Vlog Flash-Mob Dancing of all kinds of dance, where all of anyyyone ballzy enough will join in and do what Kapuhuna's like you who choose to do what they do when they do how they doin what they do. best..



and. 


DANCE.



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     Revised edition 
    
It's been a while
A lot has changed,skills have improved. 
Thanks for the patience, and don't worry ~ we are still us ;) 

Like and share - prove to your friends you followed us first 


Did you know that both Trump and Putin are managers for our Twitter ads?


Shhh don't tell them. It's a race. First of one of them to make ads for us wins something.. I dunno. Something from you! Yes. That you'll pay us to give to them!
Thanks for the support,
click the magic bubbles button to donate & meet the Giant Pink Moon Turtle (yes seriously)
.
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Lucid Dreamer
$1.50 or more per month

As a Lucid Dreamer you have woken up to realize~ You are still asleep! That's right, we're here and we are all still here ~But~ some know they are asleep and that means they know they are: Lucid Dreaming!


A lucid dreamer:


  • Has a more vivid view of the dream around them
  • Dreams in awe of surrounding environment
  • Starts to control the dream around them
  • Practices cool stuff like flying and teleporting!




(Translation:)


  • Has a better understanding of what is wanted out of life
  • Sees infinite possibility in the world around them
  • Takes brave action where they wouldn't have dreamt of doing before
  • Practices cool stuff with Kapuhuna!




❯❯ Get your email care package personalized monthly donation!

Includes Discord rewards
The Strawberry Angel™
$3.33 or more per month

Coined after our World Famous Historically Futuristic in-the-future one day- Article Publishings on Medium 

https://medium.com/@kapuhuna ~ The Strawberry Angel™ bestows you with the gifts of sweet sweet L౦ድዪ,ክ⚪️ቪሊፕዘѺ҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈࿊.



Yes, I, do believe I broke the alphabet itself now saying that holy word. 

Woops.



Well the  L౦ድዪ,ክ⚪️ቪሊፕዘѺ҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈҈࿊  are a holy blessing to be blessed with. 


Which means you get your very own cute lil strawberry angel icon unique in it's smiley face splendor! Trademark [™] it and we wont mind! It's yours ;) you sweet strawberry angel you  ♥   ♥   ❤


The Strawberry Angel wants to do more for you though ~

Have your own personal Astrology Transit horoscope sent to you once a week!


The Strawberry angel will also fly high up to the heavens and check out your Astrological aspects by asking the stars themselves!


Now that's hardcore, bet you never had an Astrology reading that amazing now have you?  ♡  ♡  ♡ 



  •  Your own Cute lil Strawberry Angel Icon


  • Personal Astrology Transit horoscope once a week


Includes Discord rewards
(hidden nommo)
$7.77 or more per month
                                      Shhhhhhh...!!

                                                     .........................


The Hidden Nommo are a secret...



 ... Wait


               Who put that embedded link there!?


                                               Doh!  




So much for that!



The Hidden Nommo ain't hidden ...no mo'.




So might as well let it be open. 

The "Nommo" are the fish-like Gods-kinda-ish people spirit aliens, of the African DOGON tribe. 


That's right Fish, the same DOGON tribe always talked about on that Alien-conspiracy-theorists-show with the guy who looks like his hair got too much static from the tin-foil helmet he protects himself with.   



AND THE HIDDEN NOMMO IS WHY HE WEARS IT. 



                   




The hidden nommo are the secret agents of Kapuhuna who are really really bad at staying silent.  Basically the "James Bond"s of Kapuhuna.  They come here to chew bubble gum and Kick-arse.


And they all outta bubble gum.  ;)



Join us on the Tumblr side and rant with us on your own connected and hosted Tumblr site - that we will work with you in building, setting up, be your friends, tag each other in kitty videos, and team up with you on your passionate heroic mission against THEM.


Who is  -"Them"?




I dunno.  


You tell me I just work here dude  lol



Hidden Nommo are secret-ishh..kinda 

- agents,


so they get all the tools, widgets, plugins, codes, accounts, tricks of the trade, and apps galore.  They are immune to poisonous-wiggly ocean thingies,  super-cammelflawshjoud.  

And!


They are given a secret agent gadget package per- month!

KAHUNA
$12.34 or more per month
KAHUNA.


Kahuna are the keepers of the secret.


And some people can't handle the truth.  Like that Tom Cruz movie where he had that said to him by Jack Nicholson.


You will be trained in all the magical ways of Kapuhuna.


And you will be a Warrior of Light.


A true member of Kapuhuna.


And a light in the darkness, for all of humanity to see hope through.  A leader of True self, towards a Humane-Humanity.

Includes Discord rewards