LaxWasHere is creating awesome, amazing, ,aerodynamic open source minecraft plogens
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My name is John, or LaxWashere online. I am the creator of Particle Club, a Minecraft server for children with nothing better to do.

Please take a moment to read this. It's not as long as it seems :)

When I started Particle, I thought I was doing it to help out a few bored kids. But I got 750 emails in the first 2 days, just by word of mouth. Since then then several post has been popping up on a forum called spigot praising my awesome server.

Just doing the development work alone is a full time job now. It takes me 5-8 hours a night. Every night. That's not even time I spend on the server with these kids.

On top of that, I have to make new things for them to do, add new mini-games, keep things working, fix problems and more. That takes several hundred hours.
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  • My undying love. It's probably of no value to you but in supporting me, you are helping to provide thousands of bored children a safe place to play and learn and grow. For that, I have far more appreciation than you could imagine.
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(Note: This page is satire, if you want context, chat with us by clicking here)

My name is John, or LaxWashere online. I am the creator of Particle Club, a Minecraft server for children with nothing better to do.

Please take a moment to read this. It's not as long as it seems :)

When I started Particle, I thought I was doing it to help out a few bored kids. But I got 750 emails in the first 2 days, just by word of mouth. Since then then several post has been popping up on a forum called spigot praising my awesome server.

Just doing the development work alone is a full time job now. It takes me 5-8 hours a night. Every night. That's not even time I spend on the server with these kids.

On top of that, I have to make new things for them to do, add new mini-games, keep things working, fix problems and more. That takes several hundred hours.

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For your contribution you will be forever in my heart for as long as you remain a patron.
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  • My undying love. It's probably of no value to you but in supporting me, you are helping to provide thousands of bored children a safe place to play and learn and grow. For that, I have far more appreciation than you could imagine.
Pledge $20 or more per month
0 patrons
  • Name at spawn. For your patronage, we will place your name at spawn on a sign so that all of the visitors to the server can see who it is that's helping to keep the whole place running.
Pledge $100 or more per month
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Jarcode's everlasting love. For your love of me, know that Jarcode will forever have you in his heart.
Pledge $100 or more per month
0 of 5 patrons
You will receive a POST request to any URL of your choosing containing a thank you header for your support.