Library Bards are creating NERDY COMEDY
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The Library Bards are Bonnie Gordon (ABC's The Quest) and Xander Jeanneret (TBS' King of the Nerds). Together, they take songs off of the radio and transform them into nerdy parodies. 

This is your chance to help out the Bards by funding their journey in the musical realm! You may have seen the Bards perform live at a comic convention, seen their videos on youtube, or heard their songs on Spotify or iTunes, but a lot of these things have been funded out of pocket. In order to continue making the great content you love, The Library Bards have decided to reach out to YOU, the fans, to help them achieve that dream. 

Tiers
$1 Reward
$1 or more per month

  • Access to the Patron Only Stream -includes all Patron Only videos and pictures posted on Patreon by the Library Bards!
  • Invite to future online/live streaming acoustic concerts! (Dates TBA)
  • YOUR NAME credited in our music videos!
$3 Reward
$3 or more per month
  • Invite to Patron Only in-person hangouts! The Library Bards tour to events and cons all over the country, and wherever they go, they will announce a Patron Only hangout location where you can play board games, sing songs, and just chill with the Bards! 
  • Includes all $1 rewards!
$5 Reward
$5 or more per month
  • Personalized Thank You shout out from the Library Bards on Library Bards social media! (Twitter, Facebook)
  • Includes all $1-$3 rewards!
$10 Reward
$10 or more per month
  • Digital Download link for the mp3 version of the BARDCORE Album!
  • Includes all $1-$8 Rewards!
$15 Reward
$15 or more per month
  • A Handwritten Thank You scroll from the Bards and a Library Bards button mailed to your address!
  • Includes all $1-$10 rewards!
$20 Reward
$20 or more per month
  • An autographed copy of the BARDCORE album mailed to your address!
  • Includes all $1-$15 rewards!
$25 Reward
$25 or more per month
  • An autographed poster mailed to your address!
  • Includes all $1-$20 rewards!
$35 Reward
$35 or more per month
  • A Library Bards T-shirt of your choice/size mailed to your address!
  • Includes all $1-$25 rewards
$50 Reward
$50 or more per month
  • Library Bards drawstring tote bag!
  • Includes all $1-$35 rewards!
$100 Reward
$100 or more per month
  • Personalized 30-45 sec. jingle written and performed by The Library Bards - JUST FOR YOU!
  • All $1-$50 rewards
$250 Reward
$250 or more per month
  • One-on-two 30 minute Skype session with the Bards!
  • Includes all $1-$100 rewards!
$500 Reward
$500 or more per month
  • Parody Workshop with The Library Bards! We will skype with you and help you write/refine your own parody!
  • Includes all $1-$250 rewards!
$1000
$1,000 or more per month
  • The Library Bards will provide professional voices for any project of your choice! Animation, Narration, Audio Book.. the possibilities are endless!
  • Includes all $1-$500 rewards!
$3000 Reward
$3,000 or more per month
  • The Library Bards will write and record an original song (or parody if preferred) for business or project of your choice!
  • Includes all $1-$1000 rewards
Goals
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Bull's Strength - A Music Video Every Two Months!
The Library Bards will (try to) film a new music video, and release it every other month. Subscribers will have exclusive inside access to shooting and release dates, and see progress of the video before it's finished.

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The Library Bards are Bonnie Gordon (ABC's The Quest) and Xander Jeanneret (TBS' King of the Nerds). Together, they take songs off of the radio and transform them into nerdy parodies. 

This is your chance to help out the Bards by funding their journey in the musical realm! You may have seen the Bards perform live at a comic convention, seen their videos on youtube, or heard their songs on Spotify or iTunes, but a lot of these things have been funded out of pocket. In order to continue making the great content you love, The Library Bards have decided to reach out to YOU, the fans, to help them achieve that dream. 

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Tiers
$1 Reward
$1 or more per month

  • Access to the Patron Only Stream -includes all Patron Only videos and pictures posted on Patreon by the Library Bards!
  • Invite to future online/live streaming acoustic concerts! (Dates TBA)
  • YOUR NAME credited in our music videos!
$3 Reward
$3 or more per month
  • Invite to Patron Only in-person hangouts! The Library Bards tour to events and cons all over the country, and wherever they go, they will announce a Patron Only hangout location where you can play board games, sing songs, and just chill with the Bards! 
  • Includes all $1 rewards!
$5 Reward
$5 or more per month
  • Personalized Thank You shout out from the Library Bards on Library Bards social media! (Twitter, Facebook)
  • Includes all $1-$3 rewards!
$10 Reward
$10 or more per month
  • Digital Download link for the mp3 version of the BARDCORE Album!
  • Includes all $1-$8 Rewards!
$15 Reward
$15 or more per month
  • A Handwritten Thank You scroll from the Bards and a Library Bards button mailed to your address!
  • Includes all $1-$10 rewards!
$20 Reward
$20 or more per month
  • An autographed copy of the BARDCORE album mailed to your address!
  • Includes all $1-$15 rewards!
$25 Reward
$25 or more per month
  • An autographed poster mailed to your address!
  • Includes all $1-$20 rewards!
$35 Reward
$35 or more per month
  • A Library Bards T-shirt of your choice/size mailed to your address!
  • Includes all $1-$25 rewards
$50 Reward
$50 or more per month
  • Library Bards drawstring tote bag!
  • Includes all $1-$35 rewards!
$100 Reward
$100 or more per month
  • Personalized 30-45 sec. jingle written and performed by The Library Bards - JUST FOR YOU!
  • All $1-$50 rewards
$250 Reward
$250 or more per month
  • One-on-two 30 minute Skype session with the Bards!
  • Includes all $1-$100 rewards!
$500 Reward
$500 or more per month
  • Parody Workshop with The Library Bards! We will skype with you and help you write/refine your own parody!
  • Includes all $1-$250 rewards!
$1000
$1,000 or more per month
  • The Library Bards will provide professional voices for any project of your choice! Animation, Narration, Audio Book.. the possibilities are endless!
  • Includes all $1-$500 rewards!
$3000 Reward
$3,000 or more per month
  • The Library Bards will write and record an original song (or parody if preferred) for business or project of your choice!
  • Includes all $1-$1000 rewards