Lori and Lillah are creating Comedy with Puppets
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patrons

Welcome!
We are Lori and Lillah (Like "Lily" with and "Aaaaaahhh.")
 It's a Glory Hole of pondering comedy around here.
THANK YOU!



WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE, LILLAH?

Patreon is where we keep our SECRET blog of the behind the scenes Bad Puppet shenanegans. It's the SECRET stuff I can't share ANYWHERE else. Not Facebook, OR on the videos. (Although a lot of good stuff happens video.) Lillah is my way to stay sane while being a customer service Goddess.

TL;DR - I tell terrible jokes with adult puppets, embroider swears, let the characters out of my head, and record  the behind the scenes of it all HERE.  Did you laugh? Show us some love!
Find a tier on the right and choose your swag level. Or, send a one-time shout out through PayPal.
https://www.paypal.me/LittleScotia


How this works:
We make free videos and artwork! You pledge a buck or a few every month, and enjoy all the content we create. We get more Videos and artwork done, and you get bragging rights as a Patron of the Arts. You also get swag, discounts on art, mentions in our videos, and access to secret behind the scenes blogs about our life and the NAUGHTY things that arrive. (So many dirty things come in. Lawdy.)

Talk about what you do, they say.

What DON'T I do? (Well, there is that ONE thing.  But I tried it twice, just to make sure I really didn't like it.)

  • I make ranty, therapeutic videos full of sass with Lillah and Baba. They are WAY more badly behaved than I am. But funnier, too, I think.  Plus, Lillah's got a bit of an entourage with Angus the Badly Behaved Garden Gnome, George, Roberta the Single Mom Raccoon, Chipmunk... the list is growing. We like puppets.
  • I keep a Dirty blog about my adventures where I work. With pics of all the naughty and ridiculous things that come in. How many dildo's did gramma own, you ask? And WHY did they get donated? Get access to this blog with your support!
  • I  keep a facebook page for Little Scotia, where I feature and sell art! Paintings, dolls, jewellery, jewellery boxes, little arty books. Also, I embroider swears. Also, my gardening stuff. And obsessing about moving to Nova Scotia.
  • I  write books, short stories, poetry and articles. I publish to online magazines, on Medium, in anthologies, and I self publish works. Currently working on a book of short urban fantasy stories, and a longer urban fantasy story. PATRONS will get access to my secret pen name Facebook page, early access and sneak preview access to my stories.

Join me here at Patreon, where even a Looney or a Toonie will get you access to the behind the scenes videos and thoughts and photos, and some discounts on embroidery. And it gets you SWAG!


If you don't want to commit to a monthly subscription, but we made you laugh, you can send a one time appreciation dollah or five to us here:   https://www.paypal.me/LittleScotia
(It won't get you access to the secret blogs, though, or the discounts or swag. Heads up.)

Inside the members only area are all the private blogs, the links to everything, and ALL THE ANSWERS FROM THE UNIVERSE. (Which do contain swears. They do.)

Much Love! See you on the inside!
(There's a naughty puppet joke in there.... Poke around. See if you can find it.)

Lori & Lillah





Tiers
Patron Level: Cat's Meow
$1 or more per month
 For $1 a month you get:
*Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates. 
*The first heads up when posts are going on the blog, on YouTube.
*Access to the badly behaved Thrift Store blog.
*Lillah's Love and Appreciation.

Patron Level: Boss
$3 or more per month
For $3 a month you get:
*Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates.
*The first heads up when posts are going on the blog, on YouTube.
*Access to the badly behaved Thrift Store blog.
*Lillah's Love and Appreciation.
*A 25% off discount on a  Badly Behaved Embroidery piece every month. (either finished, or commissioned.)
Patron Level: Whiz-Bang
$5 or more per month
Thank you for your generosity! We must have tickled your funny bone! (hehe.) $5 a month gets you:
  • Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates, 
  • Plus, get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs - ( 3 years of my sweary assholery and dirty things that end up there.) 
  • A 30% off discount on a Badly Behaved Embroidery piece every month. 
Patron Level: Majestic
$10 or more per month
Thank you! $10 a month is so very much appreciated! With your $10 a month pledge:
  • you get access to Patreon-Only posts and updates!
  • You're going to get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs.
  • Plus, Sweetie, you're going to get a little letter in the mail! Hand written and everything!
  • A 40% off discount on a Badly Behaved Embroidery piece every month.
  • A thank you in a video once a month. 
  • After THREE months, I'll mail you the 11oz sassy mug of your choice as a thank you, from https://www.gearbubble.com/gbstore/lillahtalks
Patron Level: First-Class Mofo
$20 or more per month
Woah. You've taken my breath away with how much you want to show your love and support for the arts, creativity, and naughty puppets! For your $20 a month pledge, you get:
  • Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates. 
  • Honey bunches, you get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs. 
  • You're gonna get a little letter in the mail, hand written and everything!
  • Plus, you'll get a 50% discount on a Badly Behaved Embroidery piece every month. 
  • A thank you in a video once a month (or mention.)
  • Plus, after two months, I"ll send you a free 11oz mug of your choice from  https://www.gearbubble.com/gbstore/lillahtalks
Patron Level: Unicorn
$50 or more per month
Baby, you da best. We (Lillah and I, heh.) are touched that you think we're THAT awesome! SQUEE! Your monthly pledge gets you:
  • Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates. 
  • Sweetness, you get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs. 
  • You are gonna get a little letter in the mail, hand written and everything. 
  • A thank you in a video once a month (or mention)
  • I'll embroider you the swear of your choice (or sweary phrase) for you to frame, with an extra sweet little embroidered picture! If you like, I can also frame it in a special little frame, and mail that out to you, in Canada or U.S.A
  • I'll also send you out the 11oz mug of your choice from my swag shop  https://www.gearbubble.com/gbstore/lillahtalks
Patron Level: Transcendental
$100 or more per month

SERIOUSLY? You want to support us by sending $100 per month? Holy SWEARS! Your pledge is amazeballs, and gets you:

  • All of the rewards from level UNICORN
  • Plus we'll put a sponsor "commercial" OR a shout out to you on one of our videos for each month you sponsor.(if you want! You can remain anonymous too, if you like!) Choose the character you want to mention you!
  • Plus Lillah is going to do a video about how in LOVE she is with you. (alternately she will do a video cussing off someone you hate. heh.) Or choose the character you want to mention you.  
  • We'll also send you your choice of 11oz or 15oz mug from our swag shop   https://www.gearbubble.com/gbstore/lillahtalks
Goals
0 of 5 patrons
Five people who love Lillah! This is our first goal!
At five patrons, There will be a video of where the puppet and I sleep. Yes. You will be invited into the bedroom to hear us pillow talk. ( Yes, we are sort of easy.) Deep and heavy thoughts on life, that only happen in the privacy of the many pillowed bed.
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Welcome!
We are Lori and Lillah (Like "Lily" with and "Aaaaaahhh.")
 It's a Glory Hole of pondering comedy around here.
THANK YOU!



WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE, LILLAH?

Patreon is where we keep our SECRET blog of the behind the scenes Bad Puppet shenanegans. It's the SECRET stuff I can't share ANYWHERE else. Not Facebook, OR on the videos. (Although a lot of good stuff happens video.) Lillah is my way to stay sane while being a customer service Goddess.

TL;DR - I tell terrible jokes with adult puppets, embroider swears, let the characters out of my head, and record  the behind the scenes of it all HERE.  Did you laugh? Show us some love!
Find a tier on the right and choose your swag level. Or, send a one-time shout out through PayPal.
https://www.paypal.me/LittleScotia


How this works:
We make free videos and artwork! You pledge a buck or a few every month, and enjoy all the content we create. We get more Videos and artwork done, and you get bragging rights as a Patron of the Arts. You also get swag, discounts on art, mentions in our videos, and access to secret behind the scenes blogs about our life and the NAUGHTY things that arrive. (So many dirty things come in. Lawdy.)

Talk about what you do, they say.

What DON'T I do? (Well, there is that ONE thing.  But I tried it twice, just to make sure I really didn't like it.)

  • I make ranty, therapeutic videos full of sass with Lillah and Baba. They are WAY more badly behaved than I am. But funnier, too, I think.  Plus, Lillah's got a bit of an entourage with Angus the Badly Behaved Garden Gnome, George, Roberta the Single Mom Raccoon, Chipmunk... the list is growing. We like puppets.
  • I keep a Dirty blog about my adventures where I work. With pics of all the naughty and ridiculous things that come in. How many dildo's did gramma own, you ask? And WHY did they get donated? Get access to this blog with your support!
  • I  keep a facebook page for Little Scotia, where I feature and sell art! Paintings, dolls, jewellery, jewellery boxes, little arty books. Also, I embroider swears. Also, my gardening stuff. And obsessing about moving to Nova Scotia.
  • I  write books, short stories, poetry and articles. I publish to online magazines, on Medium, in anthologies, and I self publish works. Currently working on a book of short urban fantasy stories, and a longer urban fantasy story. PATRONS will get access to my secret pen name Facebook page, early access and sneak preview access to my stories.

Join me here at Patreon, where even a Looney or a Toonie will get you access to the behind the scenes videos and thoughts and photos, and some discounts on embroidery. And it gets you SWAG!


If you don't want to commit to a monthly subscription, but we made you laugh, you can send a one time appreciation dollah or five to us here:   https://www.paypal.me/LittleScotia
(It won't get you access to the secret blogs, though, or the discounts or swag. Heads up.)

Inside the members only area are all the private blogs, the links to everything, and ALL THE ANSWERS FROM THE UNIVERSE. (Which do contain swears. They do.)

Much Love! See you on the inside!
(There's a naughty puppet joke in there.... Poke around. See if you can find it.)

Lori & Lillah





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Tiers
Patron Level: Cat's Meow
$1 or more per month
 For $1 a month you get:
*Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates. 
*The first heads up when posts are going on the blog, on YouTube.
*Access to the badly behaved Thrift Store blog.
*Lillah's Love and Appreciation.

Patron Level: Boss
$3 or more per month
For $3 a month you get:
*Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates.
*The first heads up when posts are going on the blog, on YouTube.
*Access to the badly behaved Thrift Store blog.
*Lillah's Love and Appreciation.
*A 25% off discount on a  Badly Behaved Embroidery piece every month. (either finished, or commissioned.)
Patron Level: Whiz-Bang
$5 or more per month
Thank you for your generosity! We must have tickled your funny bone! (hehe.) $5 a month gets you:
  • Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates, 
  • Plus, get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs - ( 3 years of my sweary assholery and dirty things that end up there.) 
  • A 30% off discount on a Badly Behaved Embroidery piece every month. 
Patron Level: Majestic
$10 or more per month
Thank you! $10 a month is so very much appreciated! With your $10 a month pledge:
  • you get access to Patreon-Only posts and updates!
  • You're going to get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs.
  • Plus, Sweetie, you're going to get a little letter in the mail! Hand written and everything!
  • A 40% off discount on a Badly Behaved Embroidery piece every month.
  • A thank you in a video once a month. 
  • After THREE months, I'll mail you the 11oz sassy mug of your choice as a thank you, from https://www.gearbubble.com/gbstore/lillahtalks
Patron Level: First-Class Mofo
$20 or more per month
Woah. You've taken my breath away with how much you want to show your love and support for the arts, creativity, and naughty puppets! For your $20 a month pledge, you get:
  • Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates. 
  • Honey bunches, you get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs. 
  • You're gonna get a little letter in the mail, hand written and everything!
  • Plus, you'll get a 50% discount on a Badly Behaved Embroidery piece every month. 
  • A thank you in a video once a month (or mention.)
  • Plus, after two months, I"ll send you a free 11oz mug of your choice from  https://www.gearbubble.com/gbstore/lillahtalks
Patron Level: Unicorn
$50 or more per month
Baby, you da best. We (Lillah and I, heh.) are touched that you think we're THAT awesome! SQUEE! Your monthly pledge gets you:
  • Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates. 
  • Sweetness, you get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs. 
  • You are gonna get a little letter in the mail, hand written and everything. 
  • A thank you in a video once a month (or mention)
  • I'll embroider you the swear of your choice (or sweary phrase) for you to frame, with an extra sweet little embroidered picture! If you like, I can also frame it in a special little frame, and mail that out to you, in Canada or U.S.A
  • I'll also send you out the 11oz mug of your choice from my swag shop  https://www.gearbubble.com/gbstore/lillahtalks
Patron Level: Transcendental
$100 or more per month

SERIOUSLY? You want to support us by sending $100 per month? Holy SWEARS! Your pledge is amazeballs, and gets you:

  • All of the rewards from level UNICORN
  • Plus we'll put a sponsor "commercial" OR a shout out to you on one of our videos for each month you sponsor.(if you want! You can remain anonymous too, if you like!) Choose the character you want to mention you!
  • Plus Lillah is going to do a video about how in LOVE she is with you. (alternately she will do a video cussing off someone you hate. heh.) Or choose the character you want to mention you.  
  • We'll also send you your choice of 11oz or 15oz mug from our swag shop   https://www.gearbubble.com/gbstore/lillahtalks