Lori and Lillah are creating Ponderings, Badly Behaved Videos.
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patrons

$7
per month
What the heck is Patreon?
Patreon is a way to give Lillah a HIGH FIVE for her Badly Behaved SHENANIGANS!


TL;DR - I make weird art. Did you like it? Will you support me and my asshole puppet? Find a tier and choose your swag you level. Or, send a one-time shout out through PayPal
https://www.paypal.me/LittleScotia


How this works: You pledge a buck or a few every month, and enjoy all the content we create. We get more Videos and artwork done, and you get bragging rights as a Patron of the Arts. You also get swag, discounts on art, and mentions in our videos, and access to secret behind the scenes blogs.

Talk about what you do, they say.

What DON'T I do? (Well, there is that ONE thing.  But I tried it twice, just to make sure I really didn't like it.)

  • I make ranty, therapeutic videos full of swears with Lillah. Like "Lily" with an "ahhh" (She is WAY more badly behaved than I am. But funnier, too, I think. )
  • I keep a sassy blog about my adventures at the Thrift Store where I work. With pics of all the naughty and ridiculous things that come in. How many dildo's did gramma own, you ask? And WHY did they get donated? Get access to this blog with your support! (That blog has pretty much moved HERE, but you'll get the old blog archives.)
  • I  keep a blog and website for Little Scotia, where I feature the art! Paintings, dolls, jewellery, jewellery boxes, little arty books. Also, I embroider swears. Also, my gardening stuff. And obsessing about moving to Nova Scotia.
  • I  write books and short stories and poetry. Just had a piece picked up by an anthology (so excited!). Self published 3 Poetry and Half Assed Essay Chap Books, because it felt important to get them OUT THERE. Working on another anthology and a longer story currently.
  • I put my art and images of my sweary stitching on material at Spoonflower for you to use in your sewing, and also on Redbubble on all-the-things.

Join me here at Patreon, where even a Looney or a Toonie will get you access to the behind the scenes assholery. It also provides us a place to chat with other like minded silly bastards.

If you don't want to commit to a monthly subscription, but we made you laugh, you can send a one time appreciation dollah or two to us here:   https://www.paypal.me/LittleScotia

Inside the members only area are all the private blogs, the links to everything, and ALL THE ANSWERS FROM THE UNIVERSE. (Which do contain swears. They do.)

Much Love! See you on the inside!
(There's a naughty puppet joke in there.... Poke around. See if you can find it.)

Lori & Lillah





Rewards
Patron Level: Cat's Meow
$1 or more per month ∙ 0 patrons
 For $1 a month you get:
*Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates. 
*The first heads up when posts are going on the blog, on YouTube.
*Access to the badly behaved Thrift Store blog.
*Lillah's Love and Appreciation.
Get $1 Reward
Patron Level: Boss
$3 or more per month ∙ 1 patron
For $3 a month you get:
*Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates.
*The first heads up when posts are going on the blog, on YouTube.
*Access to the badly behaved Thrift Store blog.
*Lillah's Love and Appreciation.
*A discount on Badly Behaved Embroidery pieces (either finished, or commissioned.)
Get $3 Reward
Patron Level: Whiz-Bang
$5 or more per month ∙ 1 patron
Thank you for your generosity! We must have tickled your funny bone! (hehe.) $5 a month gets you:
  • Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates, 
  • Plus, get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs - ( 3 years of my sweary assholery and dirty things that end up there.) 
  • A discount on Badly Behaved Embroidery pieces. 
  • After 2 months at $5, we're gonna send you a sweary BUTTON.
Get $5 Reward
Patron Level: Majestic
$10 or more per month ∙ 0 patrons
Thank you! $10 a month is so very much appreciated! With your $10 a month pledge:
  • you get access to Patreon-Only posts and updates!
  • You're going to get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs.
  • Plus, Sweetie, you're going to get a little letter in the mail! Hand written and everything!
  • A discount on Badly Behaved Embroidery pieces.
  • Plus, you are going to get a sweary button of Miss Lillah. Wear that flare proudly! Thanks for the love!
Get $10 Reward
Patron Level: First-Class Mofo
$20 or more per month ∙ 0 patrons
Woah. You've taken my breath away with how much you want to show your love and support for the arts, creativity, and naughty puppets! For your $20 a month pledge, you get:
  • Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates. 
  • Honey bunches, you get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs. 
  • You're gonna get a little letter in the mail, hand written and everything!
  • Plus, you are going to get a sweary button of miss Lillah. Wear that flare proudly!
  • I'll embroider and mail away to you a little swear of your choice (or sweary phrase) for you to frame!
Get $20 Reward
Patron Level: Unicorn
$50 or more per month ∙ 0 patrons
Baby, you da best. We (Lillah and I, heh.) are touched that you think we're THAT awesome! SQUEE! Your monthly pledge gets you:
  • Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates. 
  • Sweetness, you get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs. 
  • You are gonna get a little letter in the mail, hand written and everything. 
  • You get some sweary Miss Lillah flare to wear.
  • I'll embroider you the swear of your choice (or sweary phrase) for you to frame, with an extra sweet little embroidered picture! If you like, I can also frame it in a special little frame, and mail that out to you.
Get $50 Reward
Patron Level: Transcendental
$100 or more per month ∙ 0 patrons
SERIOUSLY? You want to support us by sending $100 per month? Holy SWEARS! Your pledge is amazeballs, and gets you:
  • All of the above rewards, 
  • Plus we'll put a sponsor banner on our badly behaved blog for you as a sponsor OR a shout out to you on our videos for each month you sponsor.(if you want! You can remain anonymous too, if you like!)
  • Plus Lillah is going to do a video about how in LOVE she is with you. (alternately she will do a video cussing someone you hate off. heh.) She's most likely going to send you digital photos of herself in near-compromising positions, too. Most likely with other puppets we have. Sorry about that. 
Get $100 Reward
Goals
$7 of $1,000 per month
$1000 a month is a big deal for us! The Mail Order Bride is probably going to want a threesome. ($1000 a month is going to give us the time to post nearly daily, whether that's photos of what I'm working on, blogs, videos, or pictures from the thrift store.) SCHWING! When we get here, I'll also be able to hire a talented local fellow to record and edit our videos. He's a damn genius. And yes, he's an artist who deserves recognition for his art, too!
5 of 5
What the heck is Patreon?
Patreon is a way to give Lillah a HIGH FIVE for her Badly Behaved SHENANIGANS!


TL;DR - I make weird art. Did you like it? Will you support me and my asshole puppet? Find a tier and choose your swag you level. Or, send a one-time shout out through PayPal
https://www.paypal.me/LittleScotia


How this works: You pledge a buck or a few every month, and enjoy all the content we create. We get more Videos and artwork done, and you get bragging rights as a Patron of the Arts. You also get swag, discounts on art, and mentions in our videos, and access to secret behind the scenes blogs.

Talk about what you do, they say.

What DON'T I do? (Well, there is that ONE thing.  But I tried it twice, just to make sure I really didn't like it.)

  • I make ranty, therapeutic videos full of swears with Lillah. Like "Lily" with an "ahhh" (She is WAY more badly behaved than I am. But funnier, too, I think. )
  • I keep a sassy blog about my adventures at the Thrift Store where I work. With pics of all the naughty and ridiculous things that come in. How many dildo's did gramma own, you ask? And WHY did they get donated? Get access to this blog with your support! (That blog has pretty much moved HERE, but you'll get the old blog archives.)
  • I  keep a blog and website for Little Scotia, where I feature the art! Paintings, dolls, jewellery, jewellery boxes, little arty books. Also, I embroider swears. Also, my gardening stuff. And obsessing about moving to Nova Scotia.
  • I  write books and short stories and poetry. Just had a piece picked up by an anthology (so excited!). Self published 3 Poetry and Half Assed Essay Chap Books, because it felt important to get them OUT THERE. Working on another anthology and a longer story currently.
  • I put my art and images of my sweary stitching on material at Spoonflower for you to use in your sewing, and also on Redbubble on all-the-things.

Join me here at Patreon, where even a Looney or a Toonie will get you access to the behind the scenes assholery. It also provides us a place to chat with other like minded silly bastards.

If you don't want to commit to a monthly subscription, but we made you laugh, you can send a one time appreciation dollah or two to us here:   https://www.paypal.me/LittleScotia

Inside the members only area are all the private blogs, the links to everything, and ALL THE ANSWERS FROM THE UNIVERSE. (Which do contain swears. They do.)

Much Love! See you on the inside!
(There's a naughty puppet joke in there.... Poke around. See if you can find it.)

Lori & Lillah





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Rewards
Patron Level: Cat's Meow
$1 or more per month ∙ 0 patrons
 For $1 a month you get:
*Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates. 
*The first heads up when posts are going on the blog, on YouTube.
*Access to the badly behaved Thrift Store blog.
*Lillah's Love and Appreciation.
Get $1 Reward
Patron Level: Boss
$3 or more per month ∙ 1 patron
For $3 a month you get:
*Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates.
*The first heads up when posts are going on the blog, on YouTube.
*Access to the badly behaved Thrift Store blog.
*Lillah's Love and Appreciation.
*A discount on Badly Behaved Embroidery pieces (either finished, or commissioned.)
Get $3 Reward
Patron Level: Whiz-Bang
$5 or more per month ∙ 1 patron
Thank you for your generosity! We must have tickled your funny bone! (hehe.) $5 a month gets you:
  • Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates, 
  • Plus, get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs - ( 3 years of my sweary assholery and dirty things that end up there.) 
  • A discount on Badly Behaved Embroidery pieces. 
  • After 2 months at $5, we're gonna send you a sweary BUTTON.
Get $5 Reward
Patron Level: Majestic
$10 or more per month ∙ 0 patrons
Thank you! $10 a month is so very much appreciated! With your $10 a month pledge:
  • you get access to Patreon-Only posts and updates!
  • You're going to get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs.
  • Plus, Sweetie, you're going to get a little letter in the mail! Hand written and everything!
  • A discount on Badly Behaved Embroidery pieces.
  • Plus, you are going to get a sweary button of Miss Lillah. Wear that flare proudly! Thanks for the love!
Get $10 Reward
Patron Level: First-Class Mofo
$20 or more per month ∙ 0 patrons
Woah. You've taken my breath away with how much you want to show your love and support for the arts, creativity, and naughty puppets! For your $20 a month pledge, you get:
  • Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates. 
  • Honey bunches, you get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs. 
  • You're gonna get a little letter in the mail, hand written and everything!
  • Plus, you are going to get a sweary button of miss Lillah. Wear that flare proudly!
  • I'll embroider and mail away to you a little swear of your choice (or sweary phrase) for you to frame!
Get $20 Reward
Patron Level: Unicorn
$50 or more per month ∙ 0 patrons
Baby, you da best. We (Lillah and I, heh.) are touched that you think we're THAT awesome! SQUEE! Your monthly pledge gets you:
  • Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates. 
  • Sweetness, you get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs. 
  • You are gonna get a little letter in the mail, hand written and everything. 
  • You get some sweary Miss Lillah flare to wear.
  • I'll embroider you the swear of your choice (or sweary phrase) for you to frame, with an extra sweet little embroidered picture! If you like, I can also frame it in a special little frame, and mail that out to you.
Get $50 Reward
Patron Level: Transcendental
$100 or more per month ∙ 0 patrons
SERIOUSLY? You want to support us by sending $100 per month? Holy SWEARS! Your pledge is amazeballs, and gets you:
  • All of the above rewards, 
  • Plus we'll put a sponsor banner on our badly behaved blog for you as a sponsor OR a shout out to you on our videos for each month you sponsor.(if you want! You can remain anonymous too, if you like!)
  • Plus Lillah is going to do a video about how in LOVE she is with you. (alternately she will do a video cussing someone you hate off. heh.) She's most likely going to send you digital photos of herself in near-compromising positions, too. Most likely with other puppets we have. Sorry about that. 
Get $100 Reward