Lori and Lillah are creating Adult Humour with Puppets
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Welcome!
We are Lori and Lillah (Like "Lily" with and "Aaaaaahhh.")
We slum around at Thrift Stores. Weird Shit comes in. Vintage shit comes in. Bizarre things happen. It's a Glory Hole of pondering comedy.
THANK YOU!
For checking out our videos and sharing some silliness.


WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE, LILLAH?

Patreon is where we keep our blog of the behind the scenes thrift store shenanegans. Lillah is my way to stay sane while being a customer service Goddess.

TL;DR - I tell terrible jokes with puppets and embroider swears and record it all HERE.  Did you laugh? Show us some love!
Find a tier on the right and choose your swag you level. Or, send a one-time shout out through PayPal.
https://www.paypal.me/LittleScotia


How this works:
You pledge a buck or a few every month, and enjoy all the content we create about the thrift store. We get more Videos and artwork done, and you get bragging rights as a Patron of the Arts. You also get swag, discounts on art, mentions in our videos, and access to secret behind the scenes blogs about our life and the NAUGHTY things that arrive. (So many dirty things come in. Lawdy.)

Talk about what you do, they say.

What DON'T I do? (Well, there is that ONE thing.  But I tried it twice, just to make sure I really didn't like it.)

  • I make ranty, therapeutic videos full of sass with Lillah. Like "Lily" with an "ahhh" (She is WAY more badly behaved than I am. But funnier, too, I think. ) Plus, she's got a bit of an entourage with Angus the Badly Behaved Garden Gnome, George, Roberta the Single Mom Raccoon, Chipmunk... the list is growing. We like puppets.
  • I keep a Dirty blog about my adventures at the Thrift Store where I work. With pics of all the naughty and ridiculous things that come in. How many dildo's did gramma own, you ask? And WHY did they get donated? Get access to this blog with your support! (That blog has moved HERE as patreon only posts, but you'll get the old secret blog archives.)
  • I  keep a blog and facebook page for Little Scotia, where I feature and sell art! Paintings, dolls, jewellery, jewellery boxes, little arty books. Also, I embroider swears. Also, my gardening stuff. And obsessing about moving to Nova Scotia.
  • I  write books and short stories and poetry. Just had a piece picked up by an anthology (so excited!). Self published 3 Poetry and Half Assed Essay Chap Books, because it felt important to get them OUT THERE. Working on another anthology and a longer story currently.

Join me here at Patreon, where even a Looney or a Toonie will get you access to the behind the scenes videos and thoughts and photos, and some discounts on embroidery.  .

If you don't want to commit to a monthly subscription, but we made you laugh, you can send a one time appreciation dollah or five to us here:   https://www.paypal.me/LittleScotia

Inside the members only area are all the private blogs, the links to everything, and ALL THE ANSWERS FROM THE UNIVERSE. (Which do contain swears. They do.)

Much Love! See you on the inside!
(There's a naughty puppet joke in there.... Poke around. See if you can find it.)

Lori & Lillah





Tiers
Patron Level: Cat's Meow
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
 For $1 a month you get:
*Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates. 
*The first heads up when posts are going on the blog, on YouTube.
*Access to the badly behaved Thrift Store blog.
*Lillah's Love and Appreciation.

Patron Level: Boss
$3 or more per month 1 patron
For $3 a month you get:
*Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates.
*The first heads up when posts are going on the blog, on YouTube.
*Access to the badly behaved Thrift Store blog.
*Lillah's Love and Appreciation.
*A 25% off discount on a  Badly Behaved Embroidery piece every month. (either finished, or commissioned.)
Patron Level: Whiz-Bang
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
Thank you for your generosity! We must have tickled your funny bone! (hehe.) $5 a month gets you:
  • Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates, 
  • Plus, get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs - ( 3 years of my sweary assholery and dirty things that end up there.) 
  • A 30% off discount on a Badly Behaved Embroidery piece every month. 
Patron Level: Majestic
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Thank you! $10 a month is so very much appreciated! With your $10 a month pledge:
  • you get access to Patreon-Only posts and updates!
  • You're going to get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs.
  • Plus, Sweetie, you're going to get a little letter in the mail! Hand written and everything!
  • A 40% off discount on a Badly Behaved Embroidery piece every month.
  • A thank you in a video once a month. 
Patron Level: First-Class Mofo
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
Woah. You've taken my breath away with how much you want to show your love and support for the arts, creativity, and naughty puppets! For your $20 a month pledge, you get:
  • Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates. 
  • Honey bunches, you get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs. 
  • You're gonna get a little letter in the mail, hand written and everything!
  • Plus, you'll get a 50% discount on a Badly Behaved Embroidery piece every month. 
  • A thank you in a video once a month (or mention.)
Patron Level: Unicorn
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
Baby, you da best. We (Lillah and I, heh.) are touched that you think we're THAT awesome! SQUEE! Your monthly pledge gets you:
  • Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates. 
  • Sweetness, you get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs. 
  • You are gonna get a little letter in the mail, hand written and everything. 
  • A thank you in a video once a month (or mention)
  • I'll embroider you the swear of your choice (or sweary phrase) for you to frame, with an extra sweet little embroidered picture! If you like, I can also frame it in a special little frame, and mail that out to you, in Canada or U.S.A
Patron Level: Transcendental
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
SERIOUSLY? You want to support us by sending $100 per month? Holy SWEARS! Your pledge is amazeballs, and gets you:
  • All of the rewards from level UNICORN
  • Plus we'll put a sponsor "commercial" OR a shout out to you on one of our videos for each month you sponsor.(if you want! You can remain anonymous too, if you like!)
  • Plus Lillah is going to do a video about how in LOVE she is with you. (alternately she will do a video cussing off someone you hate. heh.) She's most likely going to send you digital photos of herself in near-compromising positions, too. Most likely with other puppets we have. Sorry about that. 
Goals
0 of 20 patrons
We hit this goal, we're gonna paint an acrylic painting of Lillah. Probably in some lingerie...Probably with the squirrel. Unless she prefers a Renaissance Nude. She's arty like that. (20 patrons will give us a complete day a month for creating and sharing, learning some new video skills, writing ACTUAL scripts.)
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Welcome!
We are Lori and Lillah (Like "Lily" with and "Aaaaaahhh.")
We slum around at Thrift Stores. Weird Shit comes in. Vintage shit comes in. Bizarre things happen. It's a Glory Hole of pondering comedy.
THANK YOU!
For checking out our videos and sharing some silliness.


WHY DID YOU BRING ME HERE, LILLAH?

Patreon is where we keep our blog of the behind the scenes thrift store shenanegans. Lillah is my way to stay sane while being a customer service Goddess.

TL;DR - I tell terrible jokes with puppets and embroider swears and record it all HERE.  Did you laugh? Show us some love!
Find a tier on the right and choose your swag you level. Or, send a one-time shout out through PayPal.
https://www.paypal.me/LittleScotia


How this works:
You pledge a buck or a few every month, and enjoy all the content we create about the thrift store. We get more Videos and artwork done, and you get bragging rights as a Patron of the Arts. You also get swag, discounts on art, mentions in our videos, and access to secret behind the scenes blogs about our life and the NAUGHTY things that arrive. (So many dirty things come in. Lawdy.)

Talk about what you do, they say.

What DON'T I do? (Well, there is that ONE thing.  But I tried it twice, just to make sure I really didn't like it.)

  • I make ranty, therapeutic videos full of sass with Lillah. Like "Lily" with an "ahhh" (She is WAY more badly behaved than I am. But funnier, too, I think. ) Plus, she's got a bit of an entourage with Angus the Badly Behaved Garden Gnome, George, Roberta the Single Mom Raccoon, Chipmunk... the list is growing. We like puppets.
  • I keep a Dirty blog about my adventures at the Thrift Store where I work. With pics of all the naughty and ridiculous things that come in. How many dildo's did gramma own, you ask? And WHY did they get donated? Get access to this blog with your support! (That blog has moved HERE as patreon only posts, but you'll get the old secret blog archives.)
  • I  keep a blog and facebook page for Little Scotia, where I feature and sell art! Paintings, dolls, jewellery, jewellery boxes, little arty books. Also, I embroider swears. Also, my gardening stuff. And obsessing about moving to Nova Scotia.
  • I  write books and short stories and poetry. Just had a piece picked up by an anthology (so excited!). Self published 3 Poetry and Half Assed Essay Chap Books, because it felt important to get them OUT THERE. Working on another anthology and a longer story currently.

Join me here at Patreon, where even a Looney or a Toonie will get you access to the behind the scenes videos and thoughts and photos, and some discounts on embroidery.  .

If you don't want to commit to a monthly subscription, but we made you laugh, you can send a one time appreciation dollah or five to us here:   https://www.paypal.me/LittleScotia

Inside the members only area are all the private blogs, the links to everything, and ALL THE ANSWERS FROM THE UNIVERSE. (Which do contain swears. They do.)

Much Love! See you on the inside!
(There's a naughty puppet joke in there.... Poke around. See if you can find it.)

Lori & Lillah





Recent posts by Lori and Lillah

Tiers
Patron Level: Cat's Meow
$1 or more per month 0 patrons
 For $1 a month you get:
*Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates. 
*The first heads up when posts are going on the blog, on YouTube.
*Access to the badly behaved Thrift Store blog.
*Lillah's Love and Appreciation.

Patron Level: Boss
$3 or more per month 1 patron
For $3 a month you get:
*Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates.
*The first heads up when posts are going on the blog, on YouTube.
*Access to the badly behaved Thrift Store blog.
*Lillah's Love and Appreciation.
*A 25% off discount on a  Badly Behaved Embroidery piece every month. (either finished, or commissioned.)
Patron Level: Whiz-Bang
$5 or more per month 0 patrons
Thank you for your generosity! We must have tickled your funny bone! (hehe.) $5 a month gets you:
  • Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates, 
  • Plus, get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs - ( 3 years of my sweary assholery and dirty things that end up there.) 
  • A 30% off discount on a Badly Behaved Embroidery piece every month. 
Patron Level: Majestic
$10 or more per month 0 patrons
Thank you! $10 a month is so very much appreciated! With your $10 a month pledge:
  • you get access to Patreon-Only posts and updates!
  • You're going to get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs.
  • Plus, Sweetie, you're going to get a little letter in the mail! Hand written and everything!
  • A 40% off discount on a Badly Behaved Embroidery piece every month.
  • A thank you in a video once a month. 
Patron Level: First-Class Mofo
$20 or more per month 0 patrons
Woah. You've taken my breath away with how much you want to show your love and support for the arts, creativity, and naughty puppets! For your $20 a month pledge, you get:
  • Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates. 
  • Honey bunches, you get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs. 
  • You're gonna get a little letter in the mail, hand written and everything!
  • Plus, you'll get a 50% discount on a Badly Behaved Embroidery piece every month. 
  • A thank you in a video once a month (or mention.)
Patron Level: Unicorn
$50 or more per month 0 patrons
Baby, you da best. We (Lillah and I, heh.) are touched that you think we're THAT awesome! SQUEE! Your monthly pledge gets you:
  • Access to Patreon-Only posts and updates. 
  • Sweetness, you get access to the REALLY badly behaved blogs. 
  • You are gonna get a little letter in the mail, hand written and everything. 
  • A thank you in a video once a month (or mention)
  • I'll embroider you the swear of your choice (or sweary phrase) for you to frame, with an extra sweet little embroidered picture! If you like, I can also frame it in a special little frame, and mail that out to you, in Canada or U.S.A
Patron Level: Transcendental
$100 or more per month 0 patrons
SERIOUSLY? You want to support us by sending $100 per month? Holy SWEARS! Your pledge is amazeballs, and gets you:
  • All of the rewards from level UNICORN
  • Plus we'll put a sponsor "commercial" OR a shout out to you on one of our videos for each month you sponsor.(if you want! You can remain anonymous too, if you like!)
  • Plus Lillah is going to do a video about how in LOVE she is with you. (alternately she will do a video cussing off someone you hate. heh.) She's most likely going to send you digital photos of herself in near-compromising positions, too. Most likely with other puppets we have. Sorry about that.