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365

patrons

$3,425
per month
Hello. We are Linoleum Knife. You are a Linoleum Knife listener. It's time, we believe, to make this official. It's time for you to join our club. 

This club has only one membership requirement: your money. Once we have your money, we will be buying ingredients to make pastries. Then we will make those pastries. Then we will eat those pastries just before or after creating a podcast. Never during.

No matter which level of membership you choose -- and they start cheap -- you're getting exciting prizes. LKTV for starters. But also household items emblazoned with the name of a podcast you constantly have to explain to friends. T-shirts with our faces on them, drawn by beloved comic book artists. So many other things.

So look at the levels and figure out which exciting prizes excite you the most. Think about which level is right for you. Ask your doctor. Then join our club. It's fun to enjoy.

FEBRUARY 2017 ALL-CAPS UPDATE SO PAY ATTENTION, PLEASE:

Are you already an LK Club Member? You are? Great. We want you to stay with us and never leave. 

To that end, we have new prizes for you. Some of those prizes are actual merchandise. Some of those prizes are content that we're very excited to crank up and make. Maybe you'll want to change your subscription level to get some of those new prizes. Maybe you won't. No matter what level you're at, you're probably getting something new. Go read about that new stuff over here to your right. Right now. Do it. 




Rewards
AUGUSTUS
$4 or more per month 114 patrons
You get LKTV, a Podcast of The Television. Special guests. Burning issues. A sincere devotion to RIVERDALE, MARIAH'S WORLD, F*CK THAT'S DELICIOUS and that new TWIN PEAKS even though we haven't seen it yet. New for 2017: a small, secret prize arriving in your mailbox.
VIOLET
$7 or more per month 101 patrons
You get LKTV. You get all future episodes of LINOLEUM KNIFE PRESENTS MORE LINOLEUM KNIFE (we try to get those out every other month or so and sometimes we succeed but not always). And most importantly, new for 2017, you get the brand new show called LINOLEUM KNIFE + FORK. Did you like it all those times we interrupted a deep dive into cinema's Romanian New Wave to talk about the cake Dave was baking during the recording? Well, then, you'll like LK+F, a podcast of the food.
VERUCA
$12 or more per month 33 patrons
You get LKTV. You get LINOLEUM KNIFE + FORK. You get all future *and* past episodes of LINOLEUM KNIFE PRESENTS MORE LINOLEUM KNIFE. You get Dave's EXILE IN GUYVILLE audiobook (if you've already been a subscriber at this level, you can have one sent to a friend or enemy). You get to be a part of our monthly CLUB MEETING. That happens one Saturday night each month. We watch a movie, streaming it together, and chat about it all live on the internet.

You also get your choice of 1 item.

Choose from:
1. The NEW T-SHIRT design -- photo to come soon, but it's beautiful and involves an even more conversation-starting graphic than last year's shirt that was designed by WUVABLE OAF creator Ed Luce. (note: this one is NOT designed by Ed, just to be clear)

2. The new LK MUG. This is Ed Luce's crest from last year's shirt, only now it's on a mug. Drink deeply from our faces.

3. The LK badge. Sturdy and pinnable to anything you carry around all day, or to your battle jacket, or to your cheek if you're extremely punk rock in the 1976 way. Photo to come soon with that one, too.

4. OR any of 2016's merch while supplies last. This includes the Ed Luce shirt, the white shirt with LINOLEUM KNIFE in black, or the black tote bag with LINOLEUM KNIFE, A PODCAST OF THE CINEMA in white.

MIKE
$16 or more per month 45 patrons
You get LKTV.

You get LINOLEUM KNIFE + FORK.

You get all past and future episodes of LINOLEUM KNIFE PRESENTS MORE LINOLEUM KNIFE.

You get the audiobook for EXILE IN GUYVILLE. 

You get your choice of 2 items (see descriptions in the $12 level)

And new for 2017, you get LINOLEUM NIGHTS, a podcast of the WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO TELL YOU.

Once upon a time, a creative listener requested a show he dreamed up called LINOLEUM KNIFE AFTER DARK, in which we would discuss all those taboo subjects we never mention on the original, free, clean, no-swears show. We liked that idea because we like profanity. But we also like the idea of a freeform show with no agenda. The added bonus of this one is that it will be done on camera, via a members-only Facebook Live video, so you can watch it while it's happening. Or later. Or just listen to it. Whatever.

PS, Dear all 2016 Club Members. You still get your zines. That was one of Dave's many personal failures of 2016 and he will not rest until he's made it up to you. Ok, actually, he will rest each night and also take an afternoon nap. But you still get the zines, promise.
CHARLIE
$20 or more per month 76 of 80 patrons
You get everything from the other levels AND one more item (that means all 3 items offered are yours). What makes this level really different is that you get LK SELECTOR. With LK SELECTOR, you will receive four specially-chosen cultural objects per year (Alonso picks two, Dave picks two). Movies we like, books we're reading, music we're into, who knows what else, there are no rules. We ship them to you. You enjoy them. Then we gather together online and talk about the thing. We have impeccable taste so you know this stuff is going to be good.
Hello. We are Linoleum Knife. You are a Linoleum Knife listener. It's time, we believe, to make this official. It's time for you to join our club. 

This club has only one membership requirement: your money. Once we have your money, we will be buying ingredients to make pastries. Then we will make those pastries. Then we will eat those pastries just before or after creating a podcast. Never during.

No matter which level of membership you choose -- and they start cheap -- you're getting exciting prizes. LKTV for starters. But also household items emblazoned with the name of a podcast you constantly have to explain to friends. T-shirts with our faces on them, drawn by beloved comic book artists. So many other things.

So look at the levels and figure out which exciting prizes excite you the most. Think about which level is right for you. Ask your doctor. Then join our club. It's fun to enjoy.

FEBRUARY 2017 ALL-CAPS UPDATE SO PAY ATTENTION, PLEASE:

Are you already an LK Club Member? You are? Great. We want you to stay with us and never leave. 

To that end, we have new prizes for you. Some of those prizes are actual merchandise. Some of those prizes are content that we're very excited to crank up and make. Maybe you'll want to change your subscription level to get some of those new prizes. Maybe you won't. No matter what level you're at, you're probably getting something new. Go read about that new stuff over here to your right. Right now. Do it. 




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Rewards
AUGUSTUS
$4 or more per month 114 patrons
You get LKTV, a Podcast of The Television. Special guests. Burning issues. A sincere devotion to RIVERDALE, MARIAH'S WORLD, F*CK THAT'S DELICIOUS and that new TWIN PEAKS even though we haven't seen it yet. New for 2017: a small, secret prize arriving in your mailbox.
VIOLET
$7 or more per month 101 patrons
You get LKTV. You get all future episodes of LINOLEUM KNIFE PRESENTS MORE LINOLEUM KNIFE (we try to get those out every other month or so and sometimes we succeed but not always). And most importantly, new for 2017, you get the brand new show called LINOLEUM KNIFE + FORK. Did you like it all those times we interrupted a deep dive into cinema's Romanian New Wave to talk about the cake Dave was baking during the recording? Well, then, you'll like LK+F, a podcast of the food.
VERUCA
$12 or more per month 33 patrons
You get LKTV. You get LINOLEUM KNIFE + FORK. You get all future *and* past episodes of LINOLEUM KNIFE PRESENTS MORE LINOLEUM KNIFE. You get Dave's EXILE IN GUYVILLE audiobook (if you've already been a subscriber at this level, you can have one sent to a friend or enemy). You get to be a part of our monthly CLUB MEETING. That happens one Saturday night each month. We watch a movie, streaming it together, and chat about it all live on the internet.

You also get your choice of 1 item.

Choose from:
1. The NEW T-SHIRT design -- photo to come soon, but it's beautiful and involves an even more conversation-starting graphic than last year's shirt that was designed by WUVABLE OAF creator Ed Luce. (note: this one is NOT designed by Ed, just to be clear)

2. The new LK MUG. This is Ed Luce's crest from last year's shirt, only now it's on a mug. Drink deeply from our faces.

3. The LK badge. Sturdy and pinnable to anything you carry around all day, or to your battle jacket, or to your cheek if you're extremely punk rock in the 1976 way. Photo to come soon with that one, too.

4. OR any of 2016's merch while supplies last. This includes the Ed Luce shirt, the white shirt with LINOLEUM KNIFE in black, or the black tote bag with LINOLEUM KNIFE, A PODCAST OF THE CINEMA in white.

MIKE
$16 or more per month 45 patrons
You get LKTV.

You get LINOLEUM KNIFE + FORK.

You get all past and future episodes of LINOLEUM KNIFE PRESENTS MORE LINOLEUM KNIFE.

You get the audiobook for EXILE IN GUYVILLE. 

You get your choice of 2 items (see descriptions in the $12 level)

And new for 2017, you get LINOLEUM NIGHTS, a podcast of the WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO TELL YOU.

Once upon a time, a creative listener requested a show he dreamed up called LINOLEUM KNIFE AFTER DARK, in which we would discuss all those taboo subjects we never mention on the original, free, clean, no-swears show. We liked that idea because we like profanity. But we also like the idea of a freeform show with no agenda. The added bonus of this one is that it will be done on camera, via a members-only Facebook Live video, so you can watch it while it's happening. Or later. Or just listen to it. Whatever.

PS, Dear all 2016 Club Members. You still get your zines. That was one of Dave's many personal failures of 2016 and he will not rest until he's made it up to you. Ok, actually, he will rest each night and also take an afternoon nap. But you still get the zines, promise.
CHARLIE
$20 or more per month 76 of 80 patrons
You get everything from the other levels AND one more item (that means all 3 items offered are yours). What makes this level really different is that you get LK SELECTOR. With LK SELECTOR, you will receive four specially-chosen cultural objects per year (Alonso picks two, Dave picks two). Movies we like, books we're reading, music we're into, who knows what else, there are no rules. We ship them to you. You enjoy them. Then we gather together online and talk about the thing. We have impeccable taste so you know this stuff is going to be good.