Come in, grab a seat and listen to a tale.
A tale of men and woman rubbing various parts of themselves against each other and more often than not leaving a stain on the carpet afterwards.
Speaking of which, just step around that puddle on the floor there.
Who am I?
Well I am simply the teller of these tales. I tell them for my own enjoyment and you can find them on Literotica and Chyoa.com
I do it for the love of people putting themselves in each other.
However I would also like to be able to put things inside myself as well.
Things like food and water, hence this patreon.
So if you enjoy my tales then feel free to to slip a few pennies in to the hat at my feet.
Please don't touch the hat, it is kinda sticky right now.